movie quotes

“I choose to drink! And I blame myself! I am happy to! And you know why? Because I choose to drink! I got an ex-wife and a son I never talk to! And you know why? Because I choose to drink!”
Denzel Washington - Whip Whitaker

“Alan Harper-What are you praying for?
Jake Harper-I have a math test on Monday.
Alan Harper-Oh, so you're praying for a good grade?
Jake Harper-No, that never works. I'm praying for the teacher to get sick.

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Jon Cryer - Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones - Jake Harper

“- Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?
- Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.”
Maureen O'Hara - Mary Kate Danaher
Barry Fitzgerald - Michaleen Oge Flynn

“I'm a bad guy who is paid to fuck up worse guys.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

“It's like my mother always said, if you want something done right, waste them yourself. I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.”
Keir O'Donnell - Veck Simms