“The Monster Squad” quotes

(1987)

Title The Monster Squad
Year 1987
Director Fred Dekker
Genre Comedy, Horror, Family, Fantasy, Action

Plot – Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, the Wolf Man and the Creature from the Black Lagoon gather together in a small American town to take possession of a precious and ancient amulet. While the police is confused, a group of brave kids defeats the monsters. It is a nice teen comedy film with all the characters from the classic horror movies.

All actors – Andre Gower, Robby Kiger, Stephen Macht, Duncan Regehr, Tom Noonan, Brent Chalem, Ryan Lambert, Ashley Bank, Michael Faustino, Mary Ellen Trainor, Leonardo Cimino, Jon Gries

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“- Sean: Is she a virgin?
- Patrick's Sister: Why don't you broadcast it on the 6 o' clock news?”
Andre Gower - Sean
Lisa Fuller - Patrick's Sister
[Tag:maidenhood]
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“- Detective Sapir: That's it, Del. This case is too hard, man. Let's be firemen instead.
- Del - Sean's Dad: I'm glad you're gettin' major laughs outta this, Rich. The problem is two-thousand year-old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves.”
Stan Shaw - Detective Sapir
Stephen Macht - Del - Sean's Dad
[Tag:awakening, death, investigation]
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“- Sean: Oh good idea! We're not at war with Germany.
- Phoebe: We were at war with Vietnam.
- Sean: What?
- Phoebe: It's in Rambo!”
Andre Gower - Sean
Ashley Bank - Phoebe
[Tag:movie, war]
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“- Patrick's Sister: Why don't you have him read it?
- Patrick: He's not a virgin!
- Patrick's Sister: Did you ask him?”
Lisa Fuller - Patrick's Sister
Robby Kiger - Patrick
[Tag:chastity]
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“- Detective Sapir: So nobody took the mummy.
- Night Watchman: I would've heard them.
- Detective Sapir: 'Course he would've. What a stupid question. Did you take him?
- Night Watchman: No sir!
- Detective Sapir: Just a shot.”
Stan Shaw - Detective Sapir
Ernie Brown - Night Watchman
[Tag:hearing, investigation, questions]
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“- Eugene: Is she a virgin?
- Scary German Guy: Yes, she can do it!
- Patrick: She can't read, she's five years old!
- Scary German Guy: I'll help her!”
Michael Faustino - Eugene
Leonardo Cimino - Scary German Guy
Robby Kiger - Patrick
[Tag:children, maidenhood, reading]
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“- Patrick: You're not a virgin are you? No? What do you mean no?
- Patrick's Sister: Well, Steve... but he doesn't count.
- Patrick: Doesn't count?”
Robby Kiger - Patrick
Lisa Fuller - Patrick's Sister
[Tag:lies, maidenhood, worth]
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“- Phoebe: Mom says you have to let me in or else it's prescription!
- Sean: That's 'discrimination' jerkoid! Prescription is drugs, which you're on if you think you're getting in here!”
Ashley Bank - Phoebe
Andre Gower - Sean
[Tag:discrimination, misunderstanding, words]

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