Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Dutch
“I may not look like I could finance a trip to the zoo but the truth is I make a pretty good living. My income is a damn lot more than your father gives your mother to live on. But my money doesn't matter in your neighborhood, because I work for it. Working for your money doesn't matter in your neck of the woods, it's whose crotch the doctor...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Super Troopers
“- Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
- Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.” - From the movie: Shaun of the Dead
“I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this: it's not the end of the world.”
- From the movie: The Crucible
“- John Proctor: These are heavy books.
- Reverand Hale: Well, they should be. They're weighted with authority.” - From the movie: Wet Hot American Summer
“Any dungeon master worth his weight in gelding always carries around his trusty 20-sider.”
- From the movie: Major Payne
“- Emily Walburn: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic asshole!
- Maj. Benson Payne: I ain't frigid.” - From the movie: Four Rooms
“- Margaret: Ted, was she an old hag with a mole on her face with hair growing out of it?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, no, no, she was very beautiful.
- Margaret: Ted... what's the problem?
- Ted the Bellhop: Well... admittedly, that was the best part of the evening. It was pretty bloody good, actually... but it's still a pretty unnerving way to start...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Fair Game
“- Det. Max Kirkpatrick: Who's ever after you are real pros.
- Kate McQuean: I guess I should be proud, it would be embarrassing to be killed by an amateur.” - From the movie: Speechless
“- Julia: Shall we speak the unspoken language of love?
- Kevin: You mean the kind only dogs can hear?
- Julia: Yes, the very same.” - From the movie: Philomena
“Philomena Lee-But I don't wanna hate people. I don't wanna be like you. Look at you.
Martin Sixsmith-I'm angry.
Philomena Lee-Must be exhausting.” - From the movie: Kong: Skull Island
“We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...”
- From the movie: A Man Betrayed
“Cameron's got me towed up tighter than Hitler has Mussolini.”
- From the movie: Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“- Sarah Marshall: Did you drink today? Because sometimes when you drink...
- Peter Bretter: Excuse me. No, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore! Okay? Ever! Because you know what I just realized? You're the goddamn devil!” - From the movie: The Whole Nine Yards
“- Cynthia: Have you vomited recently?
- Oz Oseransky: A minute ago. I was just gonna brush my teeth.
- Cynthia: I'll wait.” - From the movie: Tombstone
- From the movie: Memoirs of a Geisha
- From the movie: Cool Runnings
- From the movie: Ready to Rumble
“- Sean Dawkins: How's my hair look? Finesse?
- Gordie Boggs: Bro, you're driving a truck full of ass juice. I wouldn't worry about your hair.” - From the movie: George of the Jungle
- Beatrice Stanhope: Arthur, I wish you would do something about all these monkeys. I feel like Jane Goodall.
- An Ape Named "Ape": Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall. - From the movie: A Murder of Crows
“- Clifford Dubose: You're going downtown!
- Lawson Russell: On what charge?
- Clifford Dubose: Arrogance.” - From the movie: Addicted to Love
“Maggie was my angel. She brought me here. I was nothing before I met her, just a waiter in a little cafe in Paris. And yeah, I used her. I used her terribly. But I told myself it didn't matter, because I was sure that I would grow to love her. I thought, if I could just love her, it would be all right.”
- From the movie: Kate & Leopold
“Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So, we keep buying magazines, joining clubs, and doing therapy and watching movies with hit pop songs played over love montages all in a pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney.”
- From the movie: La La Land
- From the movie: Resident Evil: Apocalypse
“- Major Cain: Fight him, or they die.
- Alice: What makes you think I care?” - From the movie: Analyze This
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