“Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” quotes

“Don't act like you're not impressed.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“You know I don't speak Spanish.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
- Brick Tamland: I love lamp.”
Paul Rudd - Brick Tamland
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

- Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
- Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
- Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe "diversity" is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Fred Willard - Ed Harken
David Koechner - Champ Kind
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

- Ron Burgundy: What cologne you gonna go with? "London Gentleman", or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. "Blackbeard's Delight".
- Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... it's called "Sex Panther" by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes: my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.”
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“- Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
- Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.”
Christina Applegate - Veronica Corningstone
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“You and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.”

Fred Willard - Ed Harken

“Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor.”

Steve Carrell - Brick Tamland

Don't you know I'd never say "fuck". Fuck.
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
- Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
- Brian Fantana: Damn it.”

Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
- Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brick Tamland

“- Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.”
Steve Carrell - Brick Tamland
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Ron Burgundy: Hey Garth. How's the divorce?
- Garth Holliday: Oh, not so good... I'll probably never see my kids again.
- Ron Burgundy: [interrupts, not listening] Fantastic!”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Chris Parnell - Garth Holliday

“Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.”
Christina Applegate - Veronica Corningstone

“I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
- Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
- Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Christina Applegate - Veronica Corningstone

“What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... you know, see what happens.”
David Koechner - Champ Kind

“I immediately regret this decision.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.”
Paul Rudd - Brick Tamland