“PCU” quotes

(1994)
Movie PCU
Title PCU
Year 1994
Director Hart Bochner
Genre Comedy
Plot – While visiting Port Chester University (PCU), the high school student Tom Lawrence meets Droz and his fellows, who think only to party and to have fun, damaging the other students and professors as well.
All actors – Jeremy Piven, Chris Young, Megan Ward, Jon Favreau, Alex Désert, Gale Mayron, Jake Grace, Darin Heames, Matt Ross, Stivi Paskoski, Jody Racicot, Sarah Trigger
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  • “That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.”
    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
    [Tag:university]
  • “- James 'Droz' Andrews: What's your major?
    - Sanskrit Major: Sanskrit.
    - James 'Droz' Andrews: Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5000 year-old dead language?”

    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
    Joel Bissonnette - Sanskrit Major
  • “- James 'Droz' Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time to revive an ancient tradition we seem to have long forgotten.
    - Cecilia: They confiscated the altar, Droz.
    - James 'Droz' Andrews: No, I'm not talking about human sacrifice.”

    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
    Gale Mayron - Cecilia
  • - Katy: Hey, Droz, how 'bout this: tonight, at the Pit, "everyone gets laid".
    - James 'Droz' Andrews: It's tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I love it.

    Megan Ward - Katy
    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
  • “- James 'Droz' Andrews: Are we having a party tonight or what?
    - Cecilia: Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gutter never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.
    - James 'Droz' Andrews: Wait a minute... no beer?”

    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
    Gale Mayron - Cecilia
  • “- President Garcia-Thompson: You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... meat on a peaceful vegan protest!
    - James 'Droz' Andrews: Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds.”

    Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson
    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
    [Tag:food, scolding]
  • “Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.”
    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
  • “- James 'Droz' Andrews: Want some advice?
    - Tom Lawrence: Well, yeah.
    - James 'Droz' Andrews: Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question.”

    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
    Chris Young - Tom Lawrence
  • “The Clash. I don't know if you're aware of this, Gutter, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.”
    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
    [Tag:awareness, music]
  • “You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.”
    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
  • “The walls are painted white, and the chalk is white, and the copy machine paper is white. This, my friends, is a white devil's conspiracy.”
    Kevin Thigpen - Afrocentrist
  • “They're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control.”
    Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
    [Tag:desire, youth]
  • “I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team?”
    Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson
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