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Michael - 1996 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
4180 Dig the propoganda - the miles will fly and your children won't cry if you play Car Bingo (full quote)
4724 I'm not that kind of angel. (full quote)
5981 She died making breakfast. (full quote)
5981 Why don't you pull on your pecker and see how that's attached? (full quote)
5983 Wings? Far out! (full quote)
5983 You have a song about pie? (full quote)
5983 (Singing) My wife, has lips, like a blowfish...You know, I don't see it, but I could be wrong. If I had any talent as a country singer I wouldn't be sittin' by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. (full quote)
5983 FIVE hippopotamus...FOUR hippopotamus...THREE!TWO!ONE! (POW!) (full quote)
734 You gotta learn to laugh. It's the way to true love. (full quote)
734 #1: How do you know that?!? #2: I pay attention. (full quote)
9534 1. Remember what john and paul said. 2.the apostles? 3. No, the beatles. All you need is love. (full quote)
  Remember Sparky, no matter what they say, you can never have too much sugar. (full quote)
  Angels don't have sex (full quote)
  1) The Milk Bottle Hotel Fortune? 2) you don't have to have money to have someone take it away from you. (full quote)
  1)That was right around the time I invented standing in line. 2) You invented standing in line? 3) Yes, before that everybody just gathered around. It was all a big mess so I said why don't w just make a line? 3) oh yeah, what was the line for? 4) To get in. (full quote)
  He smells like cookies. It gets stronger when he's in heat. (full quote)
  Remember you can never have to much sugar. (full quote)
  BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Oh no Michael, we are not stopping to see the World's largest non-stick frying pan. (full quote)
beekers 1)My mother made a great...2)Blueberry pie. I know. So do I. (full quote)
beekers Sittin' on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. Sounds awfully familiar. (full quote)
beekers His tires were bald and they went flat. So did our love and that was that. (full quote)
beekers 1)And Beazulbub came with his stinking breath! 2)Whoa, man, who's Beazulbub? 1)Beazulbub is Satan. And he tore at my flesh from every angle at heaven! (full quote)
13284 Did your mother drop you? What was going on in that pea-brain that makes you take a certain creation of the Lord almighty AND CHOP IT IN HALF? (full quote)
10929 young Thing. (full quote)
10929 Up Around The Bend. (full quote)
10929 I Don't Care If You Love Me Anymore. (full quote)
10929 Chain Of Fools. (full quote)
10929 All You Need Is Love. (full quote)
10929 You Are My Sunshine. (full quote)
10929 what A Wonderful World. (full quote)
10929 I Thought About You. (full quote)
10929 It Could Happen To You. (full quote)
10929 Heaven Is My home. (full quote)
13284 1. He's a young man, she's an older woman, he's after her money. 2. A gigolo with wings? 1. A gigolo! 2. What money is he after, the Milk Bottle Motel fortune? (full quote)
13284 1. Dog, one point for me. (all groan) 2. You've played this before. 3. It's not fair to me, I'm driving! 1. Deal with it. Bird on a wire. 4. Picket fence. 1. Policeman. 2, 3, and 4: Where? 1.(laughs) Oh, you gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love. (full quote)
13284 1. He smote a bank for me! 2. He smote a bank? 3. Eh, a branch. First Iowa Bank of Commerce. 4. I knew it, money was involved, wasn't it? 1. You bet, oh, it was wonderful. He walked right into the manager's office and-what was that you said? 3. moneyCHANGER! 1. moneychanger! I shall turneth this earthly den into a parking lot! (full quote)
13284 1. How did you get Sparky? 2. He comes up to Huey in a parking lot one day while he was eating and Huey was trying to kick the dog away from him. 1. You were trying to kick the dog? 3. I wasn't trying to kick him, I was shooing him away very gently. 2. And Malt comes out, he looks at the dog, his eyes get all teary and he pours out this story about his dog named Sparky. 1. How sweet. 2. It turns out that Malt was once a child with a dog just like him which ended up underneath a tractor tire! Huey says, Malt, that is amazing, this dog's name is Sparky too! In no time at all, the dog is famous, he's got his own column, he must've saved Huey's neck a hundred times. (full quote)
13284 THIS is how you eat a lemon. (full quote)
13284 FIX THIS TIRE! COME back HERE AND FIX THIS TIRE! (full quote)
  Angels don't smoke (full quote)
  It is not angel versus man with wings, there are other possibilities! (full quote)
  I put a block on you (full quote)
beekers It looks like a giant bird made love to that man's mother. (full quote)
beekers 1)I once saw the world's largest cannonball -- Mesopotamia. I wonder if it's still there? 2)Mesopotamia isn't still there. 1)Ugh, nothing lasts! (full quote)
beekers I think he's saying there's no sex in heaven. (full quote)
beekers 1)Don't shake me Mr. Quinlan! I'm contemplating my death. 2)Are you with the angel now? 1)Do you see an angel? (full quote)
beekers 1)Big angels can't fly, only little angels can fly 2)Why? 1)I just thought...3)Halos? 1)Yes. 3)Inner light? 1)Yes! 3)I'm not that kind of angel. (full quote)
beekers (various phone conversations)1)Were you on the bed when it levitated? 2)And you say he's been living in your fridge...uh huh...can you hold, I want to take this at my, don't let him out. (full quote)