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Dick - 1999 Movie Quotes


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  Arlene, you're the smartest person i know! But you don't know anybody. (full quote)
  Don't touch me, don't you ever touch me! You smell like cabbage! (full quote)
4364 The gemstone is glistening. The gemstone is glistening. (full quote)
4364 Are you the guy that sells corndogs at the mall? (full quote)
4364 I have met yams with more going on upstairs than those two. (full quote)
4364 It's called insest Arlene. And it's against the law. (full quote)
4364 I know would you look at all that shit. Oh, I mean poo-poo! (full quote)
4364 I just want you to know that whatever she's on, I didn't give it to her. (full quote)
4364 1)Just say it because I already know! 2)Alright, I love Dick! (full quote)
4364 You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty-mouth! (full quote)
4364 Dick frightens me. (full quote)
4364 I'm tripping heavily already. (full quote)
4364 No, that's brad. I'm his roomate at school. He's at the dermatoligist. (full quote)
4364 Bob, tricky Dick's going down! (full quote)
4364 Look! You suck, Dick! (full quote)
4830 1) listen, have we met before or not? 2) I thought you said you remembered! 1) Hey, I remember it like it was yesterday! 2) That's funny because we never met! (full quote)
uglystars War is not healthy for children and other living things. (full quote)
uglystars Checkers--shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese! (full quote)
uglystars I've got a way with young people. They trust me. (full quote)
uglystars Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell. (full quote)
uglystars We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure. (full quote)
uglystars 1. How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls! 2. We are stupid teenage girls. 1. No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens! And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something. (full quote)
5435 1: You have our word that we will not reveal your true identity to anyone. 2: For our own protection, right? 1: No. It would be too embarassing. (full quote)
4904 did you bring the cookies? (full quote)
4904 Why is there oregano in the walnuts? (full quote)
4904 They're called HELLO DOLLYS! (full quote)
4904 I just saw you on the street and thought you were cute. (full quote)
  The president's dog doesn't poop. He does his business! (full quote)
  They'll crucify me if they hear that! (full quote)
  Come back here you bitches! (full quote)
  I should have known the pain in my ass was Dick! (full quote)
6745 Kiss me...Kiss me! (full quote)
7016 Beer bong? (full quote)
  1)So let's just get right to it. Who is Deepthroat? 2)Well, first of all we're not telling you! Second of all, I was under the impression that I would be the only guest here tonight... 3)Well I guess you're not Bob! 1)You guys are getting pretty old now.... 3)So what's your point with that? 1)Well I was just wondering are you ever gonna tell anyone who Deepthroat is before you die. 2)Well a lot bigger names than you have asked us who Deepthroat is... 3)...so I don't think we're gonna reveal it on a tiny little show like this one here. 1)Well you know what I think? I mean, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I don't think there is any such person as Deepthroat, I think you all just made it up. 3)Yes there is Deepthroat is...! 2)DON'T SAY IT!!! HE'S TRYING TO TRICK US!!! 3)Ohhhhh..... 2)Don't EVER touch me. 3)Well I said I'm sorry... 2)Get away from me.....you smell like cabbage!!!! (full quote)
  1)So let's just get right to it. Who is Deepthroat? 2)Well, first of all we're not telling you! Second of all, I was under the impression that I would be the only guest here tonight... 3)Well I guess you're not Bob! 1)You guys are getting pretty old now.... 3)So what's your point with that? 1)Well I was just wondering are you ever gonna tell anyone who Deepthroat is before you die. 2)Well a lot bigger names than you have asked us who Deepthroat is... 3)...so I don't think we're gonna reveal it on a tiny little show like this one here. 1)Well you know what I think? I mean, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I don't think there is any such person as Deepthroat, I think you all just made it up. 3)Yes there is Deepthroat is...! 2)DON'T SAY IT!!! HE'S TRYING TO TRICK US!!! 3)Ohhhhh..... 2)Don't EVER touch me. 3)Well I said I'm sorry... 2)Get away from me.....you smell like cabbage!!!! (full quote)
7070 1)So let's just get right to it. Who is Deepthroat? 2)Well, first of all we're not telling you! Second of all, I was under the impression that I would be the only guest here tonight... 3)Well I guess you're not Bob! 1)You guys are getting pretty old now.... 3)So what's your point with that? 1)Well I was just wondering are you ever gonna tell anyone who Deepthroat is before you die. 2)Well a lot bigger names than you have asked us who Deepthroat is... 3)...so I don't think we're gonna reveal it on a tiny little show like this one here. 1)Well you know what I think? I mean, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I don't think there is any such person as Deepthroat, I think you all just made it up. 3)Yes there is Deepthroat is...! 2)DON'T SAY IT!!! HE'S TRYING TO TRICK US!!! 3)Ohhhhh..... 2)Don't EVER touch me. 3)Well I said I'm sorry... 2)Get away from me.....you smell like cabbage!!!! (full quote)
4904 1. Checkers pooped! 2. The President's dog doesn't poop, he does his business. 1. Ohhh. (full quote)
4904 1. I found all these old newspaper clippings about Dick when he was younger. 2. He's way more distinguished now. (full quote)
4904 I probably shouldn't be telling you this, because of National security but what the heck!, (full quote)
4904 Arlene, you're a genius! (full quote)
  French fries! French Fries (full quote)
  1) ...and if you stay, you are no better than him!!! 2) (pause)....(hand to mouth)...*GASP* (full quote)
  (1)...and if you stay, you're just as bad as him!! (2)*hand over mouth* GASP! (full quote)
  Where's mom and dad? Oh, well they had some Hello Dolly's, and then they ate the whole thing, then started giggling and ran upstairs. I think they're having sex! (full quote)
  Leineze you gotta try some of these cookies! (full quote)
  I'm afraid that the president has the weight of the free world resting on his shoulders and does not have time to see any old person. (full quote)
  Dont worry your pretty little heads. (full quote)
  Jesus Pat, will you stop snoring. (full quote)
  Dick: You're supposed to love me checkers! (full quote)
  Dick: Jesus pat will you stop snorring godamnit! My heads about to explode! (full quote)
  Don't touch me! Don't ever touch me! Uh, you smell like cabbage! (full quote)
  Shutup Checkers, or I'll feed you to the Chinese! (full quote)
  1. You're deep throat? 2. We both are. 1. How old are you? 2. 23. 2. Is that your combined ages? 1. There's no need to be snotty. (full quote)
4904 It looks like he's wearing blush. (laughs) (full quote)
4904 I assure you there's nothing like them in all the Soviet Union. (full quote)
4904 I think your cookies just saved the world from nuclear catastrophe. (full quote)
4904 1. Arlene, come away with me. 2. But what about Pat? 1. She understands. (full quote)
4904 1. Quick! Tell me what your name is! 2. Rhoda Morgenstern. 1. Whew! (full quote)
7016 Ladies, when you think of your president, do you think friendly thoughts? (full quote)
7016 Sir, I have met yams with more goin' on upstairs than those two. (full quote)
7016 It doesn't look constitutional to me. (full quote)
7016 call me Dick. (full quote)
7016 Because of your thoughtlessness, we have missed our field trip at McDonald's. (full quote)
7781 I love dick! (full quote)
8563 Now everybody thinks that I'm a schmuck! (full quote)
8563 call me Dick. (full quote)
8563 I do know one thing: Dick's ass is grass. (full quote)
8563 It figures the pain in my ass is Nixon - the facist. (full quote)
8563 Every lie is another brick in the pathway to Hell. (full quote)
8563 I got drafted. Now you can get my room like you always wanted. (full quote)
8563 You are a meanie! (full quote)
8563 Not that I'm comparing myself to deGaulle... (full quote)
8563 Do you wanna make out? (full quote)
8563 Hey, what are these little green leaves in the walnuts? (full quote)
8563 Doesn't anybody realize that Kung Fu isn't Chinese? He doesn't even look Chinese. He looks like the mailman. (full quote)
8563 Hey, she's bummin' 'cause her dreams of being an only child are dashed against the rocks. (full quote)
9574 Checkers pooped- The president's dog doesn't poop, he does his business. Oh (full quote)
11710 Every lie you tell is just another brick to the path to hell! (full quote)
16229 It looks like he's wearing blush. (full quote)
17818 It looks like he's wearing blush (full quote)
19417 Larry: did you two eat all those cookies? Betsy: no, actually, we gave some to mom and dad. then they ate them all, and then they started giggling and ran upstairs. I think they're having sex now. (full quote)
19855 I love you, I love you, I honestly love you. (full quote)
20791 YOU SUCK, DICK! (full quote)
23883 NO DONT TELL HIM hes tring to trick us 2. ohhh (grabs his arm) 1. Dont you EVER touch me (start hitting each other) you smell like cabbage (full quote)
27808 When you think of the President, you don't think... Unfriendly thoughts, do you? (full quote)
32757 Arlene: Why were all those men shredding papers in that room? Dick: Uh, paper mache is a hobby of mine. (full quote)
Airella [Larry and his father walk into the house] Larry's mother: what happened? Larry's father: Larry wasn't at Jake's house having dinner. Larry was at a porno movie! (Larry's mother looks disgusted) Arlene: OOH! (full quote)
Airella [Shortly after Larry's father reports Larry was at the porno movie] Larry's mother: I guess we've been to familiar with you, young man! From now on, we're watching you like a hawk! (full quote)
moviemaster 1:How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls! 2: We are stupid teenage girls. 1:"No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens! And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something (full quote)