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High Fidelity - 2000 Movie Quotes


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  Shutup Mom! That's some cold shit! (full quote)
  We are Sonic Fucking Death Monkey! (full quote)
4066 There is no way your daughter likes Stevie Wonder (full quote)
5239 I can't believe I'm saying this, but can I go to work now? (full quote)
5102 Wait a minute... Dick, are you getting some? Rob, Dick's getting some! (full quote)
5102 1)What, are you guys stealing for other people? 2)That is so discriminatory! 1)Oh, so you're slamming to Joni Mitchell now? 2)You don't know anything about us! You think you know what we listen to? 1)I think you have more! (full quote)
5319 Charlie you fucking bitch, lets work it out! (full quote)
5319 She didn't make me miserable or ill at ease, it wasn't terrific it was just good. Real good. (full quote)
5319 What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns or watching violent videos afraid that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands, of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery, and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? (full quote)
5319 Alright, we have a 9 percent chance of getting back together. (full quote)
5319 1.)So what do you call him? Ian or Ray? 2.)Ray, I hate Ian 1.)I hate him too (full quote)
5319 I'm tired of the fantasy (full quote)
5319 I've been following my gut since I was 14 years old. I've come to the conclusion that my guts have sh*t for brains (full quote)
5319 I'm too tired not to be with you (full quote)
5319 If you really wanted to mess me up, you should've gotten to me earlier (full quote)
5319 I wasn't interested in any of her nice qualities, just her breasts (full quote)
5319 Allison MARRIED Kevin!!!! I am fine now!!! (full quote)
5319 Hi Rob. YOU F*CKING A$$HOLE!! (full quote)
5319 She's in the F*CKING phone book! She should be living on Neptune! She's a myth, a legend! Not somebody in the phone book! (full quote)
5319 WHAT F*CKING IAN GUY?!?! No one in her family is named Ian! None of her friends are called Ian! There is no Ian in her office! I am positive she doesn't know or has ever known anyone named Ian! She lives in an Ian-less universe! (full quote)
5319 No woman in the history of all time is experiencing the pleasure you are having with Ian... in my head! (full quote)
5319 1.)Showing up at my house, ten phone calls a night... 2.)I've stopped all that now. 1.)You were there this morning. (full quote)
5319 1.)I knew this was going to happen! This always happens!You move in, she goes! You move in, she goes! 2.)Shut up mom! (full quote)
5319 1.)Did you really expect me to say yes? 2.)I didn't really think about it, I thought asking was the important thing. (full quote)
FletchFFletch Get your Patchouli stink, OUTTA MY STORE! (full quote)
FletchFFletch We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. (full quote)
FletchFFletch How does an average guy like me become the number one lover man in his particular postal district? (full quote)
5102 She lives in an Ian-less universe. (full quote)
5102 I can’t fire them. I hired them to work three days a week, and they just started showing up EVERY day… That was four years ago. (full quote)
5102 I didn’t know it was classified information. I mean, I know we don’t have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing, you know. Not a business strategy! (full quote)
5102 A sly declaration of new classic status slipped in with some old, safe ones. Very pussy. (full quote)
5102 I lost it all: faith, dignity, about 15 pounds… (full quote)
5102 1) I will now sell five copies of the three EP’s by the Beta Band. 2) Do it. (full quote)
1212 I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today. (full quote)
1212 1)Not alphabetical. 2)Nope. 1)What? 2)autobiographical. 1)No fucking way! (full quote)
1212 You don't have to go this second. You can stay until whenever. (full quote)
1212 My relationship with Allison Ashmore lasted for 6 hours. (full quote)
1212 It was as if breasts were little pieces of property that had been unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex and were rightfully ours, and we wanted them back. (full quote)
1212 I can't fire them. I hired these guys for 3 days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was 4 years ago. (full quote)
1212 1)What's wrong with the Rightious Brothers?! 2)Nothing, I just prefer the other one-- 1)Bullshit!! 3)How can it be bullshit to state a preference? (full quote)
  Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because I listen to pop music? (full quote)
  Top five things I miss about Laura: One - Sense of humor. Very dry, but it can also be warm and forgiving. And she's got one of the best all-time laughs in the history of all-time laughs. She laughs with her entire body. Two - She's got character...or at least she had character before the Ian nightmare. She's loyal and honest and she doesn't even take it out on people when she's having a bad day. That's character. Three - I miss...her smell...and the way she tastes. Its a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it. Some people, as far as your senses are concerned, just...feel...like home. I really dig how she walks around. Its like she doesn't care how she looks or what she projects. And its not that she doesn't care, its just...she's not affected I guess. And that gives her grace. and Five - She does this thing in bed when she can't get to sleep. She kind of half-moans and then rubs her feet together an equal number of times. It just kills me (full quote)
  Barry: The night Laura's Dady died. Motha what a night it really was! Brotha what a night it really was! Shana na nana na nana na nana na! (full quote)
  Number 3... Tell Laura I Love Her-- that would bring the HOUSE down, Laura's mom could sing it! (full quote)
  sentimental music has this great way of taking you backsomewhere at the same time that it takes you forward, so you feel nostalgic & hopefull all at the same time. (full quote)
  I'm not going to walk out of Laura's dad's funeral in a sulk. I'm not going to walk out of Laura's dad's feneral in a sulk. I walk out of Laura's dad's funeral in a sulk. (full quote)
  I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains! (full quote)
  1)I wanna date a musician...2)I wanna live with a musician...3) and we could sit around and write songs all day, and maybe even include one of our little private jokes in the liner notes...2)or maybe even a picture of me somwhere in the liner notes...1) but just in the back ground somwhere.... (full quote)
  Rob: Are you saying that sex is a basic human right? Marie deSalle: Hell yeah! (full quote)
  the day laura's father died (full quote)
  I'm gonna tell you this for your own good pal, that's the worst fucking sweater i've ever seen, It's a Cosby sweater, a Cosby sweater! (full quote)
  Oh okay buddy. I didn't know it was 'pick on the middle aged square guy' day. my apologies. i'll be on my way. (full quote)
  Some people never get over the Vietnam War, or the night their band opened for Nirvana. (full quote)
  The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up is hard to do - it takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick it off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you gotta take it up a notch -but you don't wanna blow you wad, so then you gotta to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules… (full quote)
  Rob: Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelies and the Palestinians. Laura: No, it's really not, Rob. You know why? Because Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records. Rob: Made! Made! Marvin Gaye was shot by his father! (full quote)
  is that peter fucking frampton? (full quote)
  the musical moron twins (full quote)
  I would have to say my all time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography, Cash by Johnny Cash. (full quote)
  what would you think if I said to you 'I haven't seen Evil Dead 2...yet'? (full quote)
  John Dillinger was shot dead behind that theatre in a hail of FBI gunfire. You know who tipped them off? His fucking girlfriend. He just wanted to see a movie. (full quote)
  COSBY SWEATAAAAAHHH! (full quote)
1212 And she LIKED me, she liked ME, she LIKED me...at least I think she did. (full quote)
1212 Is it better to burn out than to fade away? (full quote)
2393 That Is The Ugliest Sweater I've Every Seen In My life. It's A Cosby Sweater!!! A Cosby Sweater!!! (full quote)
FletchFFletch Rob--and I'm telling you this for your own good--that's the worst fucking sweater I've ever seen in my life. It's a Cosby sweater!! A COSSSSSBY SWEATAAAH!! (full quote)
FletchFFletch She does this thing in bed when she can't get to sleep where she rubs her feet together and even number of times and sort of half-moans...it kills me. (full quote)
FletchFFletch She's kind of a Sheryl-Crow-meets-a-post-Partridge-Family-pre-LA Law-Susan-Day...only...black. (full quote)
7016 what came first - the music or the misery? (full quote)
7937 Barry: Holy shite. what the fuck is that? Dick: It's the new Belle and Sebastian-- Rob Gordon: It's a record we've been listenting to and enjoying, Barry. Barry: Well, that's unfortunate, because it sucks ass! (full quote)
7937 Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead. (full quote)
8563 Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? (full quote)
8563 He offended me with his terrible taste. (full quote)
8563 It just seems that you think it would be wiser to start a record label by putting out a record with business-crippling Nazi youth shoplifters than with someone you know in your bitter, jealous heart is a musical visionary. (full quote)
8563 It just seems that you think it would be wiser to start a record label by putting out a record with business-crippling Nazi youth shoplifters than with someone you know in your bitter, jealous heart is a musical visionary. (full quote)
8563 One moment they werent' there - not in any form that interested us, anyway. And then the next, you couldn't miss them. They were everywhere. And they'd grown breasts. (full quote)
Abigiggle11 I can see now that I'm doomed to die a long, slow, sufficating death...and I try and figure out why. Of course there's envy: why isn't my life like this? Sure I want their money and clothes and jobs and opinions. And I'd like to have advice on jet lag, but that's not it. I mean they're not bad people and I'm not a class warrior, it's something else. (full quote)
11671 1:Do you have I just called to say I love you? 2:Yes. 3: Can I have it? 4:No. 5:Why not? 6:Because it's tacky sentimental crap thats why. Do we look like a store that would sell that song. Do you even know your daughter, theres no way she likes that song. Oh Im sorry, is she in a coma? (full quote)
12046 I swear to God, if you'd have ripped this, it's vintage and I will f*cking sock your nose (full quote)
12457 1) FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! You are going through one of those *what does it all mean* stages aren't you? 2) Yes, very much so indeed (full quote)
13715 Quick Rob, top 5 crimes perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the 80's; subquestion, is it better to burn out than to fade away? (full quote)
13715 Is that Peter fucking Frampton?! (full quote)
13715 But now, congratulations Laura, you've made it to the top 5. Nuber 5, with a bullet. Welcome. (full quote)
13715 1.Hey, do you have soul? 2.That all depends. (phone rings Back row right next to the blues. (full quote)
13715 No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than the sex you are having with Ian in my head. (full quote)
14800 She's in the phone book! She's in the fucking phone book! She should be living on Neptune! She's an extra terrestrial, a ghost, a myth, not a person in a phone book! (full quote)
14800 (1) I just prefer this one. (2) Bullshit! (3) How can it be bullshit to state a preference? (full quote)
14800 (1) Since when did this shop become a fascist regime? (2) Since you brought that bullshit tape in!!! (full quote)
14800 (1) He offended me with his terrible taste! (2) It wasn't even his terrible taste! It was his daughter's! (full quote)
18827 Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead. (full quote)
18827 Ok buddy, uh, I was just tryin' to cheer us up so go ahead. Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care. (full quote)
18827 I could've wound up having sex back there. And what better way to exorcise rejection demons than to screw the person who rejected you, right? But you wouldn't be sleeping with a person, you'd be sleeping with the whole sad, single-person culture. It'd be like sleeping with Talia Shire in Rocky if you weren't Rocky. (full quote)
19210 Shut up, mom! Goddamn, that's some cold shit! (full quote)
19210 Rob: So Charlie, why'd you break up with me for Marco? Charlie: Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck! I knew it! I knew it! (full quote)
19210 Did you ever see Gene Simmons less than 300 feet tall? No, and you won't. (full quote)
19210 I always had this feeling she was going ot leave me for one of them. Then she left me for one of them. (full quote)
19210 When that little shitbag came to me it wasn't rape because I said ok, but it wasn't far off! (full quote)
19210 I could've wound up having sex back there. (full quote)
19210 Rob: Marvin Gaye is responsible for our whole relationship! Laura: I'd like to have a word with him then. (full quote)
19210 Rob: Marvin Gaye is responsible for our whole relationship! Laura: I'd like to have a word with him then. (full quote)
19210 Laura: Art Garfunkel and Marvine Gaye both make pop records. Rob: Made, made, Marvin Gaye's dead; his father shot him. (full quote)
19590 Three ... I miss her smell .. and the way she tastes. It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it ... some people as far as your senses are concerned, just feel like home. (full quote)
20745 WouId you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something other than this. It either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. (full quote)
22367 1: Why'd you have to tell her about the store? 2: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was classified information. I mean, I know we don't have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing, not like, a business strategy. (full quote)
princesstigereyes 1.Hey Liz. 2.Hi Rob, you fucking asshole!!! (full quote)
23883 1)whats wrong? (while eating)2)luara's dad died 1) oh drag (continues eating (full quote)
23883 1)rob we're called sonic death monkey 2)sonic death monkey 1)yeah and if luara and her bushwacked lawyer friends cant take it fuck them let 'em riot we're sonic fucking death monkey (full quote)
vanilla We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. (full quote)
25614 Rob Gordon: Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead. (full quote)
25614 Laura: Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm. Rob Gordon: No. I only have a few left, I've been saving them for later. Laura: Right. It'll have to be sex, then. Rob Gordon: Right. Right. (full quote)
25614 Rob Gordon: It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed. Relationships have become more sophisticated. Females less cruel. Skins thicker. Instincts more developed. But there seems to be an element of that afternoon in everything that's happened to me since. All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one. (full quote)
1ajas If you really wanted to mess me up you should have gotten to me earlier! (full quote)
1ajas I get by because of the people who make a special effort to shop here. Mostly young men who spend all their time looking for deleted Smith's singles and original, not rereleased, Frank Zappa albums. (full quote)
1ajas what sheeeaat! what the fuck is that? (full quote)
1ajas I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago. (full quote)
1ajas Are you defending that ass muncher? C'mon, Rob. (full quote)
26790 It's a mystery of human chemistry, and I don't understand it, some people, as far as your senses are concerned, just feel like home. (full quote)
rubytuesday_2 Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains. (full quote)
rubytuesday_2 1)I'm too tired not to be with you. 2)What, so if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split up, but things being as they are, with you being wiped out and all, you want to get back together? Is that it? 1)Yeah. (full quote)
rubytuesday_2 1)Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm. 2)No. I only have a few left, I've been saving them for later. 1)Right. It'll have to be sex, then. 2)Right. Right. (full quote)
rubytuesday_2 Here's the thing. I made that tape special for today. My special Monday morning for YOU....SPECIAL!!! (full quote)
  who brings the heat (full quote)
  Seriously man, that is the worst f*cking sweater I have ever seen. It is a Cosby sweater....A Cosby Schweata (full quote)
  So then I asked her if she ever thought of meeting other people, and she said Of course, so I admit that Yes, I daydream from time to time. But now I can see what we were really talking about, her and Ian. And she suckered me into absolving her. It was a sneaky loiterous trick, and I feel for it because........well because she is smarter than me (full quote)
  Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains. (full quote)
  I can see now that i never really committed to Laura...I always had one foot out the door...and that prevented me from doing a lot of things,like thinking about my future...i guess it made more sense to commit to nothing, keep my options open...and that's suicide by tiny tiny incrimites (full quote)
  A while back, me Dick and Barry agreed that what really matters is WHAT you like, not what you ARE like. Books, records, films, these things matter! call me shallow, it's the fucking truth. (full quote)
  high (full quote)
  If you ripped this it is vintage and I will fucking smack your nose. (full quote)
  Rob! Looky. Looky. Dick are you gettin' some? Un-fuckin-believable! Dick's gotta a hot date! How'd this happen Dick? What rational explanation could there possibly be? What's her name? Anna. Anna? Anna conda? Anna Moss. Anna Moss? Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? And you met this bruiser where exactly? The home for the mentally challenged , or blind or bus station? No I met her here and she asked me about the Green Day album and I said-AHHH man....finally! Anna! That's great.....Dick! Really smoke that ass! (full quote)
  1>Rob it's your turn. 2>Ok, I'm feeling kinda basic today. Top five side ones, track ones. Janey Jones, Clash, from the Clash. Let's Get It On, Marvin Gaye, From Let's Get It On. Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit, from Nevermind. 3> No. No. Rob, that's not obivious at all, why not Point of No return from Point of No Return. 2> Ok, just shut up! White Light, White Heat, Velvet Underground. 1> That would definitely be on my list. 3> Though not on mine. 2> Last one is Under Attack, No Protection, the ablum is Radiation, Ruling the Nation. 3> Awww, kinda of a new record, very- 4> uh excuse me-3> in a minute very nice rob, a sly declaration of new classic status slipped in with a couple of old safe ones, very PUSSY! (full quote)
  number five with a bullet. (full quote)
8563 Since when did this store become a facist regime? (full quote)
8563 Fetish properties are not unlike porn. (full quote)
RDubb The night Laura's Daddy died. Shana na nana na nana! Brotha what a night it really was! Motha what a night... anginas really tough! (full quote)
DramaQueen I can see I never really commited to Laura. I always had one foot out the door, and that prevented me from doing a lot of things, like thinking about my future, and... I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing. Keep my options open. And that's suicide... by tiny tiny increments. (full quote)
DramaQueen Anyway, I've started to make a tape. In my head. For Laura. Full of stuff she'll like. Full of stuff that will make her happy. For the first time, I can sorta see how that's done. (full quote)
DramaQueen Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? (full quote)
DramaQueen 1)Forgive me if I don't think of you as the world's safest bet. 2) Would you marry me if I was? 1)What brought all this on? 2)I don't know. I'm just sick of thinking about it all the time. 1)About what? 2) This stuff. Love, and settling down... and marriage, you know? I want to think about something else. 1)*sarcastic*I changed my mind. That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I do! I will! (full quote)
DramaQueen And I'm tired of that. I'm tired of everything else, for that matter. But I never seem to get tired of you. (full quote)
DramaQueen 1)The other girl, or other women, whatever. I mean, I was thinking that, they are just fantasies, you know? And they always seem really great, because there's never any problems. And if there are, they are the cute problems, like we bought each other the same Christmas present, or she wants to see a movie I've already seen, you know. Then I come home... and you and I have real problems, you don't want to see a movie I want to see, period. There's no lingerie... 2) I *have* lingerie! 1) You have *great* lingerie! But you also have cotton underwear that's been washed a thousand times, and it's hanging on the thing, and... And they have it too, it's just that I don't have to see it, because it's not in the fantasy... I'm tired ot the fantasy, cause it doesn't really exist. And there are never really surprises and it never really... 2)Delivers? 1)Delivers. Right. (full quote)
DramaQueen Top five things that I miss about Laura... (full quote)
rubytuesday_2 But I have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography, Cash by Johnny Cash. (full quote)
rubytuesday_2 Rob, top five musical crimes perpetuated by Stevie Wonder in the 80s and 90s? Go...sub-question...is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better to burn out or fade away? (full quote)
31851 did i listen 2 pop music cuz i was miserable or was i miserable cuz i listened 2 pop music? (full quote)
36651 Slut. (full quote)
36651 Holy sheiat what the fuck is that!!!! (full quote)
37176 Desert island, all time, top five most memorable breakups, in chronological order are as follows. (full quote)
37176 1) I will now sell three copies of the 3 EP's by the Beta Band 2) Do it. (full quote)
37271 what FUCKING IAN GUY? (full quote)
43092 what would you say, if I said, I never saw Evil Dead 2 yet? (full quote)
44453 Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music (full quote)
bananarama what fucking Ian guy? (full quote)
Winona No woman, in the history of the world is having better sex, than the sex you are having with Ian in my head! (full quote)