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Orange County - 2002 Movie Quotes


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  Shawn, where's my piss? (full quote)
  Big ol' hat that goes Booooooeeeeepppp! (full quote)
  It's like, his death birthday. (full quote)
  A-What's your name? B-Joe.....John A-your name's Joe John B-Johnston....Johnston...Joe (full quote)
  A-What's your name? B-Joe.....John A-your name's Joe John?? B-Johnston....Johnston...Joe (full quote)
  1) How did the fire start? 2) She was like, man I hate my job I wanna burn this mother down... 1) That lady over there said it was electrical. 2)Oh yeah, totally electrical. (full quote)
24412 Sean, we're the same height!...THAT IS NEAT! (full quote)
24412 Sean, pick up the phone! (full quote)
  i got all these ideasss... like.. like a shirt that says.. LLOOOOOOOOOOOSER (full quote)
  Let's get lit and jump off the roof of my house. (full quote)
  Want me to get naked and start the revolution?......I'll take that as a maybe (full quote)
  You gotta be like, hey standford im checkin you out and i like what i see, you like what you see you no you do..i'll show you a half a nip and thats it..come on you naughty little ivy league skizol.. (full quote)
  cause some little chumps go to collage, some little chumps go home, some little chumps eat roast beef, some little chumps eat none, but this little chump is going to go wee wee wee all the way to the biz-natch. (full quote)
  shawn, i have a burst blood vessel in my brain, i could die at any moment, but i still keep plugging away (full quote)
  i love scrabble, last time i laid down the word beezer, its a small cherry tree, i got tripple bonus points (full quote)
CaliGirl 1)The question is what do you want. 2) Do you want me to call safety patrol? 1) Do you want me to get naked and start the Revolution? I'll take that as a maybe. (full quote)
  Wow you look like a beast! (full quote)
  Hey guys, what's up? Chad: Hey, what's up dude? Hey dude, check this out. Last night we're at this party, and little Arlo here,he decides to like confess his undying love to me. Did I tell ya he was a fruitcake or what? Arlo: Bro, that's not true. This is the real story dude. Chad crashed at my house right, and I woke up in the night, he wa fondling my-- Chad: Dude, I lost my keys. I was looking for 'em. (full quote)
  Hey guys! How was your trip? (full quote)
  Dude,can I score some of your piss? (full quote)
  I WANT MY POOTY!! (full quote)
  GOD DAMNIT.. are you trying to ruin me? if you do this.. I'LL EAT your FACE! (SEANS DAD) (full quote)
  We've got a sprinter. 5'5, no pants, unkempt...........portly. (full quote)
26999 Scrabble? I love Scrabble! Last time I played, actually, I threw down the word mazer. Yeah, it's a type of small cherry tree. I even got 50 bonus points!! (full quote)
26999 I'm a comparitive literature major. Yeah, I want to be a writer. Fiction, poetry, screenplays, whatever, you know. Actually, I have an idea for a TV show. It's about vampires, ostensibly, you know. But underneath, it's actually about the reunification of Germany. But it's funny... (full quote)
26999 Look. Sometimes I leave the office at the end of the day and I get into my car and head home...and, 15 minutes later, I'm here--parked in front of this house. It's annoying. It's totally out of my way. (full quote)
26999 Shaun: I have the sneaking suspicion that my English teacher is illiterate... Mr. Burke: I noticed you used a lot of big words. Nice. Good for you. It was a little long so I didn't read the whole thing. But who cares, cause I gave you an A. (full quote)
26999 Shaun: I have the sneaking suspicion that my English teacher is illiterate... Mr. Burke: I noticed you used a lot of big words. Nice. Good for you. It was a little long so I didn't read the whole thing. But who cares, cause I gave you an A. (full quote)
  is bob dead? did something break? (full quote)
  J: who are you? S: I'm shawn, your brother. whatcha suckin on? J: My pooty. S: Aren't u a little old for a pooty J: WHAM! M: JAKE what did u just do? go pick up your pooty. J: NO! M: PICK UP your POOTY! thats IT! Rosa take Jake upstairs and give him some riddlin. i don't like your attitude! J: I DON'T LIKE your ATTITUDE! (full quote)
  i didn't get into colllege and check me out... im kick ass! (full quote)
  i didn't get into college and check me out... im kick ass! (full quote)
  so i was thinking... and were going to MEXICO! (full quote)
  im EXCAPING! im EXCAPING! (full quote)
  Mom-Why do you want to go to college? Son- Cuz, THATS WHAT YOU DO, after HIGH SCHOOL!!! (full quote)
25268 Jesus you look like a beast. (full quote)
25268 I need a drink, do you have any beer coyote ugly? (full quote)
  We've got a sprinter! (full quote)
  I got into Stanford! (full quote)
  Let's go get lit and jump off the roof off my house! (full quote)
  If anyone needs us, we'll be out in the van picking eachother's butts...NAKED! (full quote)
  sean, you're my same height....that is neat! (full quote)
  dude 1- that lady over there said you were in the building when the fire started. dude 2- well...i don't know her so anything she says i a lie, cuz i've never seen her in my life....OK! but she was all like,'i hate my jobe, i'm gonna burn this mother down!' and i was all like 'you better not. you better not.' (full quote)
  I'm a pull a McGyver. (full quote)
  Lance: cause some little chumps go to college, some little chumps go home, some little chumps eat roast beef, some little chumps eat none, but this little chump is going to go wee wee wee all the way to the biz-natch (full quote)
  L: I was just tryin to help. S: By burning the building down?? L: But Sean, I was high. S: You're always high, you're a drugged out loser. (full quote)
  I didnt go to college and check me out..... I'm kickass. (full quote)
  If you do this..i will eat your FACE! (full quote)
  Dude, we heard you tried to kill Miss Cobb! (full quote)
  what comes to mind when i say romeo and juliet? claire danes? leo d? the man who wrote this play was named william shakespear, who, in some ways, is almost as famous as leo d himself. great plays, like waterworld, something about mary, ...etc... were written by shakespear. (full quote)
  You said i was a shoe-in! (full quote)
  You're always high. (full quote)
  Do I have to turn on the computer? (full quote)
  Just when I need my family to come through for me, they end up doing what they always do: My mother gets plastered, my father goes beserk, and my brother burns down a building. It's like they've all come together in some sort of conspiracy to prevent me from getting anywhere. (full quote)
  Lance: I think you should sue the school. Eric: Shut up lance (full quote)
  look we're the same height! thats neat! (full quote)
  u gotta follow me..cuz im an expert at escaping..lets go..fast escape..fast escapes are me expertees! (full quote)
  and I'm like you better not you better not. (full quote)
  I hate my job! im gonna burn this mother down!...i was like you better not you ,you better not! (full quote)
  dude shawn doesnt surf any more stoopid or yeah i forgot he doesnt surf skate or pick his butt (full quote)
  what comes to mind when i say romeo and juliet? yep, claire danes. yep, leonardo dicaprio. another man involved with this movie is in some ways as famous as leonardo dicaprio himself. his name is william shakespeare. a lot of really famous movies were based on some of his plays...hamlet, the talented mr ripley, gladiator, west side story, chocolat... (full quote)
  jesus you look like a beast (full quote)
  got anymore beer coyote ugly? (full quote)
  And She Was Like I'm Gonna Burn This Mother down And I Was Like You Better Not, You Better Not. (full quote)
  I've Got All These Ideas Burstin Through My My My Skull. (full quote)
  Is it me or is it like hotter than hell in here (full quote)
  ..maybe there's more to life than extreme sports and trying to get laid..? (full quote)
  It's just one shit storm after the other. (full quote)
  I'd like to purtose a toast (full quote)
  would you like some juice?...well why don't you go to the fridge and pour yourself some? and get me some while you're at it. (full quote)
  have fun with your vip's (full quote)
  J ust check the mail for me. Do I have to turn on your computer?...Dude you owe me one. (full quote)
  I had sex with bob...4 times!! (full quote)
  i need water...or i need to lie down. (full quote)
  i love ya dude, and it's true, and we dont say it enough, and its not the drugs, buddy! (full quote)
  whats wrong? Did Bob die? DID SOMETHING BREAK?!?!?! (full quote)
  shawn you are my same hight, that is neat. (full quote)
  good classic! (full quote)
  good classic! (full quote)
  We're gonna go pick each others butts (YEAH!) Naked.. (Yeah....HUH?) (full quote)
  She was all like AHH IM GONNA BURN THIS MOTHER down....She said it was an electrical fire... Yeah yeah, an electrical fire. (full quote)
3185 Guys, I'm selling my board. I've got no time to surf. I have to spend more time on my writing. (full quote)
3185 Marcus Skinner, c/o the English Department, Stanford university Dear Mr. Skinner, My name is Shaun Brumder and I think you are a total genius. (full quote)
8837 1.He's lost his mind. 2.Yeah, lets go get lit and jump off the roof of my house. 1.Now you're talkin. (full quote)
8837 You only dated him for like two weeks. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1.Now, when I say 'Romeo and Juliet', who comes to mind? 2. Claire Danes? 1. That's right, Claire Danes. Who else? 3. Leonardo DiCaprio. 1. Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat... (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin A writer? what do you have to write about? You're not oppressed, you're not gay! (full quote)
25630 Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution? (full quote)
25630 1-People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas? 2-Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize. 1-interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears? (full quote)
25630 1-Mom, you know that money can't buy happiness. 2-Oh grow up! Yes it can. (full quote)
25630 Bud is getting so fat. You should really talk to him, he's going to have a heart attack. Plus he's fat. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Do you want me to call safety patrol? (2)Do you want to get naked and start the Revolution? I'll take that as a maybe. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Do you want me to call public safety? (2)Do you want to get naked and start the revolution? (pause) I'll take that as a maybe. (full quote)
1ajas A year ago I was just another Orange County surfer. (full quote)
1ajas If anyone needs us, we'll be out in the van picking each other's butts... NAKED! (full quote)
1ajas Hey bro there's a tropical storm three miles off the lagoon. Let's go dude, surf's up! (full quote)
1ajas (1)What about next period? (2)Twenty footers, man! Screw your period! (full quote)
1ajas Lonnie always said he wanted to die eating foam in a massive wipeout. (full quote)
1ajas I didn't get into college and check me out... I'm kick ass! (full quote)
1ajas Sometimes I laughed so hard I thought I was going to puke and die. (full quote)
1ajas Let's get lit and go jump off the roof of my house. (full quote)
1ajas My brother Lance is perpetually recovering from the night before. (full quote)
1ajas (1)There's no doubt in my mind you'll be going to Berkeley. (2)Stanford! (1)Yes, Stanford is where you'll be going, mister! (full quote)
1ajas Can I score some of your piss? (full quote)
1ajas Oh yeah, I forgot. He doesn't surf or skate or pick his butt. (full quote)
32737 asdfjkl;alskdjfjfkdls;alskdjfka (full quote)
35809 Is Bob dead? Did something BREAK?! (full quote)
35902 1)What about next period? 2)20 footers man screw your period! (full quote)
36221 -she was all like, ahhh, i hate my job, im gonna burn this mother down! -she said it was an electrical fire... -yeah, it was electrical (full quote)