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Signs - 2002 Movie Quotes


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10777 There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water? (full quote)
10777 Swing away Merrill, swing away. (full quote)
10777 I'm insane with anger! (full quote)
10777 Move children, vamanos! (full quote)
10777 Move children, vamanos! (full quote)
10777 -Don't give him that water, it's dirty. -Bo, he licks his butt, I don't think he will mind. (full quote)
10777 (1)What should I say? (2)I don't know, be angery! [They both run outside the house and split up] (1)I'M GONNA KICK your ASSES IN!! (2)I'M VERY ANGERY!! (full quote)
10777 This is excatly what the nerds want... (full quote)
10777 (1)Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend all their lives. Their like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again. (2) It's just static, Morgan. Frequency. [Weird nosies come from the baby moniter.] (3)It's a code. (4)Why couldn't they get girlfriends? (full quote)
10777 Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something. (full quote)
10777 (1)Merrill, how's work at the gas station? (2)Stimulating. (full quote)
10777 You just have to ask yourself what kind of person are you. Are you the type that sees signs? Sees miracles? Or do you think that people just get lucky? Maybe there are no coincidences. (full quote)
10777 One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Randa MnKinning.She was just sitting there, looking beautiful, and staring at me. So, I lean into kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a little paper cup that was sitting by the couch. I turn back, and Randa McKinning throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may have never recovered. I'm a miracle man. (full quote)
13892 (Graham opens the closet door) Merrill: For the kids' protection. All they were doing was watching T.V. from 5 a.m. I felt like they were getting obsessed like you said. They should go out and play furry furry rabbit or tea party or something. Graham: What's furry furry rabbit? Merrill: It's a game isn't it? (full quote)
13892 Merrill: Morgan, this crop stuff is about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend in their lives, they're like 30 and they work up little codes together and analyze Greek mythology and make up secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends before can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doing it 25 years ago and new nerds are doing it again. Graham: It's just static Morgan... turn it up and see. Morgan: It's a code. Bo: Why can't they have girlfriends? (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Bo: Don't give him that water, it's dirty! Morgan: Bo, He licks his own butt, I don't think he will mind. (full quote)
8217 Is douchbage a curse? (full quote)
  Tracy Abernathy: Father, i cursed 37 times last week. Mostly it was '*shit*' and... '*bastards*'... Is douchbag a curse? Graham Hesse: well, i suppose that would depend upon how it was used. T.A.: How about: 'John, you're a douchbag for kissing Martha'? G.E.: it's a curse. T.A.: Then... it's not 37, it's 71. (full quote)
10929 Don't be afraid! (full quote)
10929 It's like War of the Worlds. (full quote)
10929 It's happening. (full quote)
10929 -I cursed. -I heard. (full quote)
10929 I'm a miracle man! (full quote)
10929 -good enough for me. -Me too. (full quote)
10929 -You're sacring your sister. -I'm already scared. (full quote)
10929 You'll lose the signal! (full quote)
10929 It's not contaminated. You don't even know what that word means. (full quote)
10929 Are you in my dream too? (full quote)
10929 -Merrill, how's work at the gas station? -Stimulating. (full quote)
10929 -what's wrong? -I don't hear my children. (full quote)
  Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibilty? (full quote)
  1) You're too old to still be doing this. You take a glass of water and you finish it. (Picks up a glass of water) Now, what's wrong with this one? 2)It has dust in it. 1) (Picks up another glass) This one? 2)A hair. 1)(Picks up 3rd glass) This one? 2)Morgan took a sip from it, and it has his amebas in it. (full quote)
26593 They can't take a piss without wetting the front of their pants. (full quote)
26686 There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water? (full quote)
26686 [Morgan gives the dog a bowl of water.] Bo: Don't give him that water, it's dirty! Morgan: Bo, He licks his own butt, I don't think he'll mind. (full quote)
20201 1)Some people are probably thinking this is the end of the world. 2)That's true. 1)Do you think it could be? 2)Yes. 1)How can you say that?! 2)That wasn't the answer you wanted? (full quote)
20201 Don't open my pantry father, I found one in there and locked him in. (full quote)
27182 Swing away, Merrill. (full quote)
  There's a monster in my closet, can I have a glass of water? (full quote)
27742 Is that him? (full quote)
  Swing Away Merrill, Merrill swing away (full quote)
  Bo: Why cant they get girlfriends (full quote)
  Hula teacher: Lilo, why are you late? Lilo: It's Thursday! *teacher gives Lilo a weird look* Lilo: *sigh* Every Thursday, I give Pudge the fish a sandwich, but we were out of peanut butter! Hula teacher: Pudge is a....fish? Lilo: So I asked my sister what I should give him, and she said tuna. I can't give Pudge tuna! *whispers* Do you know what tuna is? Hula teacher: It's....fish.... Lilo: IT'S FISH!!!!! I can't give Pudge fish! If I gave Pudge fish, I'd be an abomination! I had to go to the store, and buy peanut butter, cause all we had WAS STINKIN' TUNA!!!! Hula teacher: Lilo! Lilo! Why is this so important to you? Lilo: Pudge controls the weather. Myrtle: She's crazy..... *Lilo jumps on Myrtle and starts beating the crap out of her* (full quote)
  It didn't feel right not to swing... (full quote)
  1) You're too old to still be doing this. You take a glass of water and you finish it. (Picks up a glass of water) Now, what's wrong with this one? 2)It has dust in it. 1) (Points to second glass) This one? 2)A hair. 1)(Picks up 3rd glass) This one? 2)Morgan took a sip from it, and it has his amebas in it. (full quote)
  Graham:Bo you got to stop doing this, whats wrong with this water? Bo:It has dust in it Graham:This one? Bo:It has hair in it Graham:And this one? Bo:Morgan drank out of it and now it has his ameobas in it (full quote)
  I think God did it. (full quote)
  Graham: My vote counts as two Morgan: That's bullshit! You're cheating! Graham: Morgan, calm down. I get two votes cause I represent two parents here. Morgan: We don't know anything yet.... (full quote)
  Don't go in my pantry father. I locked one in there. (full quote)
  News reader: What you're about to see, may disturb you. (full quote)
  Merril: Should we turn off the lights??!! Graham: .....They already know we're here. (full quote)
  (Graham and Merill split up to cath thives.) Graham:Aaaaaaaaaaa!I a insine with the anger! Merill:We gonna kick your ass,bitch! (Merill stop,butt heard something and run again.) Merill:We gonna rip your head off! Graham:I losing my mind!It,s time for ass-whooping! (They both stop running) Graham:I cursed. Merill:I heard it. (full quote)
  1:It's time for an ass whooping! 2:This is not an intelligent way to approach this (full quote)
  1:Why do you think boarding up the windows and doors will work?2:Because they seem to have trouble with pantry doors (full quote)
  Aside from the possibility that a Scandinavian, female, Olympic athlete was running around outside our house last night, what other possibilities are there? (full quote)
  Dad)Bimboo? Son)If you're gonna joke about it the foreget it Dad) I just asked his name Son)You had a tone (full quote)
  I hate you! (full quote)
  Theres nothing wrong with your water, bo's had it since she was a baBY (full quote)
  - It was very dark. - Yes, it was. (full quote)
5172 Why can't they get girlfriends? (full quote)
Cryslin There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water? (full quote)
Cryslin 1: what kind of a machine bends a stalk of corn without breaking it? 2: It can't be by hand, it's too perfect (full quote)
Cryslin Merrill: Move, children! Vamanos! (full quote)
Cryslin [Giving the dog a bowl of water.] 1: Don't give him that water, it's dirty! 2: [name], He licks his own butt, I don't think he will mind. (full quote)
Cryslin Bo, when your mother had you, it was the most amazing thing. When they handed you to her, you smiled at her. The doctors said it was unusual because newborns never smile when they are born. (full quote)
Cryslin Morgan, after you were born, the doctor gave you to your mother. When she first looked at you, you just stared right back. You both just stared at each other for longest time, and you didn't even cry. (full quote)
Cryslin People break down into two groups when the experience something lucky. Group number one sees it as more than luck, more than coincidence. They see it as a sign, evidence, that there is someone up there, watching over them. Group number two sees it as just pure luck. Just happy chance. And surely, the people in Group number two are looking at those fourteen lights in very suspicious way. For them, the situation is fifty-fifty. Could be bad, Could be good. But deep down, they feel that whatever happens, they're on their own. And that fills them with fear. Yeah, there are those people. But there's a whole lot of people in the Group number one. When they see those fourteen lights, they're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that whatever's going to happen, there will be someone their to help them. And that fills them with hope. So what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you: are you the kind that sees signs, sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences? (full quote)
Cryslin 1: What should I say? 2: I don't know, be angry! [They both run outside the house and split up] 1: I'M GONNA KICK your ASSES IN!! 2: I'M VERY ANGRY!! (full quote)
Cryslin Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend in their lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again. (full quote)
Cryslin 1: I cursed. 2: I heard. (full quote)
Cryslin 1: C'mon, now, you're too old to be doing this. What's wrong with this glass of water? 2: It's got dust floating in it. 1: And this one? 2: A hair. 1: And this one? 2: Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas in it. (full quote)
Cryslin One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Randa McKinning. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful, and staring at me. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a little paper cup that was sitting by the couch. I turn back, and Randa McKinning throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered (full quote)
Cryslin 1: I moved the TV in here for the kids sake. So they wouldn't get obsessed, like you said. They had already been watching for ten hours straight. I figured they should be playing Furry, Furry Rabitts or something. 2: What's Furry, Furry Rabbits? 1: It's a game, isn't it? (full quote)
Cryslin 1: Did you get a clear shot at this person? 2: No, he ran off before I saw him. 1: How do you know it was a him? 2: Well, this person was really fast. 1: I've seen many fast woman. The female Scandinavian long jumpers in the Olympics are really fast. 2: OK, well, besides the possibility that an Olympian Scandinavian Long Jumper broke into our farm last night, who would you say it was? (full quote)
13331 Felt wrong not to swing. (full quote)
13331 And Graham, tell him to see. (full quote)
13331 Tell Merrell to swing away. (full quote)
22446 Graham: You're too old to still be doing this, now what's wrong with this one? Bo: It has dust in it. Graham: And this one? Bo: A hair. Graham: This one? Bo: Morgan took a sip and it has his amoebas in it. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'The water's contaminated.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'It's like War of the Worlds.' (full quote)
27768 graham (full quote)
28597 - Father, do you understand what I've told you? - This is the last time I'm going to speak to my wife. - Yes, it is. (full quote)
28597 Don't open my pantry door, Father. I found one of them in there and I locked him in. (full quote)
28597 - You have 2 minor league records, don't you? - Five. - Why aren't you in the pros, making stacks of cash and having your toes sucked by beautiful women? (full quote)
28597 - Do you really hold the minor league strike-out record? - Felt wrong not to swing. (full quote)
28597 - That's why he had asthma. His lungs were closed. No poison got in. (full quote)
28597 - Dad? what happened? Did someone save me? - Yes, I think someone did. (full quote)
28597 - Bimbu? - Dad! - I just asked his name. - You had a tone. (full quote)
28597 - Who wrote this book? - Scientists who are persecuted because of their beliefs. - That means they're unemployed. (full quote)
28597 - where are you going? - To the lake. None of these crop signs are near water. I don't think they like water. (full quote)
28597 I'm going to have a bacon-cheeseburger. Extra bacon. (full quote)
28597 - Should we turn off the lights? - They already know we're here. (full quote)
30083 1. I cursed. 2. I heard (full quote)
Mandy The nerds were right. (full quote)
33361 It was like it was meant to be. I could of fallen asleep at any time and just woken up in a ditch with a headache. It had to be that exact moment when I was driving by her. (full quote)
38257 He looked like a lumberjack choppin down a tree (full quote)
38257 You're too old to still be doing this, you take a glass of water and you finish it. Now what's wrong with this one? It has dust in it...THis one? A hair... This one? Morgan took a sip and it has his amiebas in it. (full quote)
47678 Bo: Dad, where's the remote? Father: I don't know, check under the sofa cushions. (full quote)
47678 Bo: I don't want you to die. Morgan: Who said I was gonna die? (full quote)
47678 Ray: I guess if this is the end of the world, I'm screwed, right? (full quote)
47678 Graham: Did you see something, Ray? (full quote)
48722 Swing away Merrill, Swing away... (full quote)
48774 You just stared at each other for the longest time and then she said real soft, 'Hello Morgan, I'm your mama. You look just like I dreamed.' (full quote)
Jedi13 I'm gonna have a cheesburger with bacon...extra bacon. (full quote)
Boheme97 Cunningham: Why aren't you in the pro's makin' stacks of cash and gettin' your toes licked by beautiful women? Lionel: 'Cause he has another record most people don't know about. He has the minor league strikeout record. Merrill: Hello, Lionel. Lionel: Merrill here is a class-A screw up. He would just swing that bat as hard as he could every time. Didn't matter what the coaches said, didn't matter who was on base. He would just whip that bat through the air as hard as he could. Looked like a lumberjack chopping down a tree. Merrill here has more strikeouts than any two players. Cunningham: Is that true? Do you really have the strikeout record? Merrill: It felt wrong not to swing. (full quote)
AcmeMarvin Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility? (full quote)
AcmeMarvin #1- We're going to board up every window in this house. #2- How do we know boards will do anything? #1- Because they seem to have trouble with pantry doors. (full quote)
AcmeMarvin Why weren't you in the pros making stacks of cash and getting your toes licked by beautiful women? (full quote)
AcmeMarvin Morgan, this crop stuff is about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend in their lives. They're, alike, and they work up little codes together, and they analyze Greek mythology and make up secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends before can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. (full quote)