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21 Jump Street - 2012 Movie Quotes


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rmdoka You know what they do to handsome guys like me in prison!? It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape! (full quote)
rmdoka You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? Do you see this nose? That is a fake nose. Do you want to wear a fake nose on your head for, like, months on end? (full quote)
rmdoka You don't care about the environment? (full quote)
rmdoka Not-So-Slim Shady? What's up, dude? (full quote)
rmdoka One, don't try hard at anything. Okay? Two, make fun of people who do try. Three, be handsome. Four, if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five, drive a kick-ass car. (full quote)
rmdoka It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me. (full quote)
rmdoka We're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80s and revamping it for modern times. You see the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas, so all they do now is recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice. (full quote)
rmdoka One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor - carry the '2' - changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider. (full quote)
rmdoka Do you even know the Miranda rights? (full quote)
rmdoka The department was forced to drop the charges, because you forgot to read him his Miranda rights. What possible reason is there for not doing the only thing you have to do when arresting someone? (full quote)
rmdoka Fortunately for you two, we're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the eighties, and revamping it for modern times. You see the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas. So all they do now is recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice. One of these programs involves the use of young immature seeming officers. (full quote)
rmdoka Guys, I'm gonna relate to you. Okay? A kid died the other day from drugs. And nobody, including me, is doing anything about it. That's weird, guys. And then you two show up with thirty days left, causing trouble in my school! I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous break down! Do I make myself clear? You guys cross my line again, and you walk into this office, I'm gonna expel you. You got me? (full quote)
rmdoka But I am the coach, so, I need you. I need me some Doug McQuade. You understand? I need you to run anchor in the four by four hundred at today's track meet. You do that, and I'll sign this pass (full quote)
rmdoka Okay, Captain. Look, the dealers are the popular kids, but they're not normal popular. They're these crunchy granola dudes that have convinced everyone that they're cool. But they're not cool. It's backwards and unnatural and it's gotta be stopped. (full quote)
rmdoka There's rumors, in the Twittersphere. And if any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they'll find themself in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shittin' down that snorkel! (full quote)
rmdoka Potassium Nitrate. Don't hate, it's great. It can act as an oxidizer. I didn't know that, but now I'm wiser. It has a crystalline structure. If you can't respect that, you're a butt-muncher. It's a key ingredient in gun powder, KNO3. Don't get no grief. It can be used to make corned beef. It's also known as salt peter. (full quote)