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Meatballs - 1979 Movie Quotes


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5971 (group singing) - We are the CIT's so pity us, the kids are brats the food is hidious. We're gonna smoke and drink and fool around. We're nookie bound. We're the north Star CIT's. (full quote)
5971 To heck with surgery! Let's wrestle! (full quote)
5971 (group yelling) GOSSIP! GOSSIP! WE WANT GOSSIP! (full quote)
5971 #1- Hello everyone. (group yelling) - HI MICKEY! #1- The names Morty, not Mickey. (full quote)
5971 Itialian Skull Crusher!!! (full quote)
2489 And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! Rest of group: IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER... (full quote)
2489 You must be the short depressed kid we ordered. (full quote)
2489 Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. (full quote)
2489 Kids are starving in China and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts. (full quote)
2489 1)hardware. 2) Yeah, Crockett? 1) You're a dick. (full quote)
8601 This is the year that fink beats the stomach (full quote)
11272 Spaz! Spaz! Spaz! Spaz! (full quote)
11538 hardware, you're a dick! (full quote)
circelli17 We are C.I.G. so pidy us. The kids are brats, the food is hideous. We're gonna smoke and drunk and fool around. We are the northstar C.I.G (full quote)
  How can he have a hook on his foot? (full quote)
14617 your woody the wabbit.. remember woody the wabbit!! (full quote)
14617 Are you going to vegas? Casue if you are I love that town. (full quote)
14617 whats cooking good looking? (full quote)
14617 She wants it (full quote)
14721 Attention camp northstar senior staff, councilers, councilers in traing, please rise for are national anthem........how bout that anthem...Gee I don't know about you but I get a big lump in my throat evertime I hear it...its 7:05 in the am and its a wow 43degrees on the old camp northstar weather dial and that is kind a nippy for a june 25................................. (full quote)
14721 1-Tripper Iam looking forward for some action this summer...I hope you and your gentlemen can suply it for me ...2-Oh I can supply it for you but the guy you got to watch out for is Spaz.1-Spaz??2-He's a sex machine.2-He couldn't wake me up with a trumpet and a drum.1-well I went out with him one night and he got us six nurses by himself and and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning. (full quote)
14721 what do you expect for a 1000$ a week (full quote)
14721 hey spaz I was watching you looked, like you had a chance there for a second (full quote)
14721 Ok this is the 14 year old girls cabin they have the drive and the equipment but they just dont have the experience, they better not get from you guys, not this summer anyway. (full quote)
14721 what do you mean you can't get pregnat with out doing it!?!? (full quote)
14721 If I wanted to rest I would of stayed in Cleveland (full quote)
14721 If you make one good friend a summer then your doing pretty well (full quote)
14721 this is the proudest moment in northstar history (full quote)
  1.>Are those clorets in your pocket or you just happy to see me. 2.>Is that a bra your wearing or are you waiting for an assination. (full quote)
  I've gotta go change the record. you can change the record, but don't YOU change! (full quote)
25031 Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed some kind of beef. (full quote)
  Mmmm...look at those steamin' weenies! (full quote)
  Tripper:Attention! Bus for the Camp Mohawk basketball game leaving in fifteen minutes...and there is a very fat pair of pants hanging on the flagpole this morning! (full quote)
  Roxanne, I tell you this as a friend, but I can see right down your shirt. (full quote)
  rudy: I think I like history the most,I like imagining im in some other place, some other time Tripper: shut up and look at your cards (full quote)
  Won't fit Trip. Spin 'em. (full quote)
10929 Another panty raid, Trip? (full quote)
40905 But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Children starving in India,and you're walking around with a whole sombrero full of peanuts. I hope you sleep well! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Well, that's life in the fast-paced... slam-bang, live-on-the-razor's-edge, laugh-in-the-face-of-death ... world of junior league soccer. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Come on, Morty! Make up your mind! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Enough of this playing for peanuts. Tomorrow we play for real stakes - zucchini. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Important announcement - Some hunters have been seen in the woods near piney ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Come on inside Frankenstein, I'll buy you a cocktail. (full quote)
Marvin Acme 20?! What are you some kind of a madman? Is that what they teach you in that school of yours? 20?! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #- Bruce Lee, patron of self-defense... (All) Pray for us! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Attention. Bus for the Camp Mohawk basketball game leaving in fifteen minutes…and there is a very fat pair of pants hanging on the flagpole this morning! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Bruce Lee, patron of self-defense... (All) Pray for us! (full quote)
moviemaster Kids are starving in China and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts (full quote)
robwhy2000 rattlesnake rudy. look out (full quote)
christmaskatie so I said a thousand bucks doesent even buy me a pair of shoes. (full quote)
christmaskatie Lance cashmen? Lance Casmen is a total jerkoff. Jerkoff? I dont jerk off. (full quote)
dkap20 what no mustard? (full quote)