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Man with Two Brains, The - 1983 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  Get that cat out of here! (full quote)
5757 Don't interfere! He's paying me fifteen thousand dollars just to touch my behind. (full quote)
5757 Into the mud, scum queen !!! (full quote)
5757 1) If you lay a hand on me, I'll kill you !!! 2) You kill me and I'll see to it that you never work in this town again! 1) Nobody's gonna keep me from working in this town ! (full quote)
7522 Oh pointy birds, oh pointy pointy. Anoint my head, anointy nointy. (full quote)
11863 Into the mud, scum queen! (full quote)
12169 When are you having your fingers removed from your face? (full quote)
12169 When are you having your fingers removed from your face? (full quote)
12153 Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people! (full quote)
12153 (1)I wanted to inform the Doctor of her passing. (2)Passing what? (full quote)
12153 (1)You are playing God! (2)Somebody has to! (full quote)
12153 I get so excited when you get angry! It makes me feel so much closer to the reading of the will. (full quote)
12153 (1)The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence! (2)Nonsense! If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it. (full quote)
12153 (1)Well, Dr. beckerman was murdered in Europe - you know that. (2)Exactly! Not only is he dead, he's six thousand miles away. (full quote)
12153 (1)I can't. (2)Can't what? (1)I can't inject you window cleaner. (2)I don't mind. Hey, what does it do anyway? (1)It causes your brain to die last. (2)I don't mind. (full quote)
12153 (1)Were you interested in science as a child? (2)I don't know if I was interested so much in the science as I was in the slime that goes along with it. Snakes and frogs. When I saw how slimy the human brain was, I knew that's what I wanted to do for the rest of my life. (full quote)
12153 Butler:You and your wife are expected for dinner. Doctor: My wife won't be coming. Butler: Oh, I trust she is not ill? Doctor: She's not ill, she's a cheap, vulgar slut! Butler: yeah, I have heard this. (full quote)
12153 (1)As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla. (2)I couldn't fuck a gorilla. (full quote)
12153 I don't think there's a girl floating in a jar anywhere who's as happy as I am. (full quote)
12519 DOLORES: (Referring to the servants.) what are those assholes doing on the porch? DR HFUHRUHURR: (Laughing.) Those aren't assholes. (Pointing to the tubs of floewrs.) It's pronounced azaleas. (full quote)
  Take out the probably... I don't want to sound wishy-washy! (full quote)
10929 I get so excited when you get angry! It makes me feel so much closer to the reading of the will. (full quote)
10929 --If you lay one finger on me, I'll kill you. --You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again. --Nobody's going to keep me from working in this town. (full quote)
10929 --Is that her? --No, it's just a statue of her. (full quote)
10929 So many brains! I feel like a kid in a candy store! (full quote)
10929 I don't think there's a girl floating in a jar anywhere who's as happy as I am. (full quote)
10929 --Can I get you anything more, Doctor? I'm about to retire. --Really? You seem so young! (full quote)
10929 --Would you read that last bit back to me? I'm afraid it might make me sound pompous to your readers. --'My brilliant research in brain transplantation is unsurpassed, and will probably make my name live beyond eternity.' (full quote)
10929 --Sounds like a hematoma to me. --Oh, it does, does it? Well, it's not you job to diagnose! (full quote)
Penster You nigger kike wop! (full quote)
10929 The Complete Poems of John Lillison, England's greatest one-armed poet. (full quote)
10929 You! You're the elevator killer. Merv Griffin! (full quote)
  That breeze feels good. (full quote)
  I saw you out on the lake today kissing your brain. (full quote)
5757 You cooked her nines !!! (full quote)
  get that kid or cat out of here (full quote)
10929 Not only is he dead, he's 6,000 miles away. (full quote)
rhps2000 Were you out on the lake kissing your brain? (full quote)