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Ferris Bueller's Day Off - 1986 Movie Quotes


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darricke You can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work. (full quote)
3225 I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a shit if their socialists? (full quote)
3505 A FAMILY MEMBER DIES, and you insult me, what the hhhell is the matter with you anyway?! (full quote)
evilroy One, you can never go too far and two, if I'm gonna get busted it's NOT gonna be by a guy like that. (full quote)
2946 Ism's in in my opinion aren't good.A person shouldn't believe in an ism. He should believe in himself. (full quote)
2946 Do you have a kiss for daddy? (full quote)
4049 The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school. (full quote)
4049 1:The 1961 Ferrari, two-fifty GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion . . . 2:It is his fault he didn't lock the garage. (full quote)
4064 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfrien heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with this girl who saw (Name) pass out at 31 flavors last night. (full quote)
4064 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with this girl who saw (Name) pass out at 31 flavors last night. (full quote)
3505 1)Between grief and nothing, I'll take grief. 2)Great. (full quote)
3225 Pardon my french. But your an asshole! (full quote)
4271 Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am? (full quote)
4271 You know, its understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tollerate a person like yourself. (Thank You) (full quote)
4271 1) I did't get your name. 2) Oh it's Jean, but alot of guys like to call me Shanna. (Shanna) (full quote)
4271 You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore. (full quote)
4119 They think he's a righteous dude. (full quote)
  Oh well he's very popular Ed; the sport-o's, motorheads, geeks, sluts, waistoids, bloods, dweebies, dickheads. They all adore him. They think he's a rightious dude. (full quote)
DirtySteve 1)What's the score (referring to the cubs game on tv) 2)Nothin' nothin' 1)Who's winning? 2)The Bears (full quote)
DirtySteve I heard that you were feeling ill, headache fever and a chill, I came to help restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to...(Door SLAM) (full quote)
DirtySteve 1)He jeopordizes my ability to effectively govern this student body 2)Well, he makes you look like an ass is what he does Ed (full quote)
DirtySteve If whoever's in the house is still in the house I'd like you to know that I've just called the police, and if you have any brains whatsoever you'll get your ass out my house real quick, I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scoarching case of herpes. (full quote)
1212 1)How did you get to be so sweet? 2)Years of practice. (full quote)
1212 I don't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you'd make me go to school. (full quote)
1212 1)Why should he get to ditch when everyone else has to go? 2)You could ditch. 1)I'd get caught. 2)Then your problem is you. 1)Excuse me? 2)Excuse you. (full quote)
1212 life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and awhile you could miss it. (full quote)
1212 How's that for being born under a bad sign? (full quote)
1212 You killed the car. (full quote)
DirtySteve 1) I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him 2)We'll with your bad knee Ed you shouldn't throw anybody. (full quote)
4391 Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. (full quote)
  When Cameron was in Egypt's land...Let my Cameron go... (full quote)
  Pardon my french, but (he) is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond. (full quote)
4531 He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guily. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What-- I'LL GO. Shit. (full quote)
  Does anyone know the answer. Anyone? Anyone? (full quote)
4646 life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around every once in a while you could miss it. (full quote)
4646 Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in a week you would have a diamond. (full quote)
4646 1. I'm dying 2. You aren't dying, you just cant think of anything better to do. (full quote)
4724 When Cameron was in Egypt's land; let my Cameron go. (full quote)
4724 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty-One Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. (full quote)
  cameron babe! what's happening? 2. ...very little... 1. how do you feel? 2. ...Shredded... 1. is your mother in the room? 2. ...she's in ducater, unfortunantly she's not staying...where are you? 1. I'm taking the day off, now come on over here and pick me up. 2. I can't stupid, I'm sick. 1. that's all in your head. 2. I feel like complete shit ferris I can't go anywhere (full quote)
  ...They bought it! (full quote)
  (1)Now I suggest you leave before I have to get snooty. (2) Snooty? (1)Snotty. (2) Snotty! (full quote)
  (1) It's understanding that makes people like us tolerate people like yourself. (2)...Thank you sir. (full quote)
  1. You know who you should talk to... 2. If you say (his name) you lose a testicle... 1. Oh, you know him? (full quote)
  1.If you aren't over here in 5 minutes you can find yourself a new best friend. 2. Ha! You've been saying that since the 5th grade (full quote)
  1. Do you KNOW what my diastolic is?! 2. Be a man! Take some pepto-bismol, get dressed and come on over here, I'm tired of this stuff! (full quote)
  1)You guys have nothing to worry about...I'm a professional. 2)Professional what? (full quote)
  I'll give you two good reasons, my mom and my dad. They're married and they hate each other, you've seen 'em, am I right? (full quote)
  sawing batta batta batta batta batta batta batta batta sawing batta! he cant hit he cant hit he cant hit sawing batta! (full quote)
  Bueller. Bueller. Bueller. Bueller. (full quote)
  He's gonna be a fry cook on Venus. (full quote)
  No problem whatsoever! (full quote)
  Shit, I hope he doesn't die. I can't handle summer school. (full quote)
  See what a fifsky does for a guy's attitude (full quote)
  see what a finsky can do to a guy (full quote)
  how could i posibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?-ferris (full quote)
  Swing batta batta, batta, batta, swing batta SAHwing batta! (full quote)
  Swing batta batta, batta, batta, swing batta SAHwing batta! (full quote)
  1)what's he doing? 2)he's liking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands. (full quote)
  1)what's he doing? 2)he's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands. (full quote)
  I asked for a car, I got a computer...how's that for being born under a bad sign? (full quote)
  I recall Central Park in fall, how you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess.... (full quote)
  You guys have nothing to worry about, we're professionals. Professional what? (full quote)
  I'm very protective of my body. I do not want it violated or killed. (full quote)
  Go piss up a flagpole! (full quote)
  if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass you'ld have a diamond in a week (full quote)
2489 I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill... I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to.... (full quote)
2489 When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron go. (full quote)
2489 I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. (full quote)
2489 A) You can never go too far. B) If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that. (full quote)
2489 Four-thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to. (full quote)
3594 It's not that I condone facism. Or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people. (full quote)
4066 1. If you're not over here in 15 mins, you can find a new best friend. 2. You've been saying that since 5th grade. (full quote)
4646 I think I see my dad. That son of a bitch is down there somewhere. (full quote)
4646 It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong. A pigeon can shit on it, who knows, (full quote)
4646 call me sir, god damnit! (full quote)
4904 1)Drugs? 2)No thank you. I'm straight. 1)No, I meant are you in here for drugs? 2) I don't know why I'm here. Why are you here? 1)Drugs. (full quote)
4943 If you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. (full quote)
4943 You can't respect somebody who kisses your ass (full quote)
4943 He never drives it, just rubs it with a diaper (full quote)
4943 If I go for 10, I'm gonna have to barf up a lung. (full quote)
4943 I could be the walrus, and I'd still have to bum rides off people. (full quote)
4957 You wear too much eye shadow. My sister wears too much eye shadow. People say she looks like a whore. (full quote)
5046 This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count. (full quote)
5046 A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile. (full quote)
5172 I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car (full quote)
5172 The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school. (full quote)
5172 This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count. (full quote)
5172 Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. (full quote)
5172 You're letting him stay home? I can't believe this! If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school (full quote)
5172 (1) I’m so disappointed in Cameron. Twenty bucks says he’s sitting in his car debating about whether or not he should go out. (2) He’ll keep calling me... He’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty... This- this is ridiculous. Okay, I’ll go I’ll go I’ll go I’ll go I’ll go I’ll go I’ll go. Shit. Goddammit! Aghhhhhh! Forget it, thats it. (full quote)
5172 (1)Oh fine. whats this? whats his problem? (2)He doesn’t feel well. (1)Yeah right. Dry that one out you could fertilize the lawn. (3)Jeannie? Is that you? Jeannie? I can’t see that far. Jeannie? J-Jeannie, I... (1)Bite the big one, Junior. (full quote)
5267 Well I should say you do! (full quote)
5817 Grace..? GRAAAAAAACE!!! (full quote)
5978 He'll keep calling me... he'll keep calling... he'll make me feel guilty... Okay this is ridiculous! Okay I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.. shit I'll go. Goddammit! AAAAAGGGGHHH (full quote)
6034 Bite the big one junior. (full quote)
6200 And you thought you wouldnt have any fun today, shame on you. (full quote)
6610 Um...he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. (full quote)
6783 1)..do you speak english? 2)what country do you think this is? (full quote)
6968 1.) I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him. 2.) With your bad knee ed you shouldn't throw anybody. (full quote)
6968 Pardon my french, but you're an asshole! (full quote)
6968 1.) what the hell is wrong with you? 2.) Where is your brain 1.) Why did you kick me? 2.) Where is your brain? 1.) Why did you kick me? 2.) Where is your brain? 1.) I asked you first (full quote)
7222 incerdible one of the worst performances of my careers and they never doubted it for a second (full quote)
7430 i do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. (full quote)
7443 Do you have a kiss for daddy? (full quote)
7443 In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone? ...the Great depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered? ...raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. Voodoo economics. (full quote)
7443 1) I just picked up Jeannie at the police station! She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket, and I lost the Vermont deal because of her! 2)I think we should shoot her. (full quote)
7529 little girl: I bet you've never smelled a real school bus before. (reaches in pocket) Gummy bear? They've been in my pocket. They're real warm and soft. (full quote)
7529 caneron: You make me get out of bed and come over here. Then you make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney! The man could squash my balls into oblivion. (stuttering)And then you deliberatly hurt my feelings. (full quote)
7529 Cameron: 1961 Ferrari California 250 GT. Less than 100 were ever made. My father spent 3 years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion...... Ferris: it is his fault he didn't lock the garage. (full quote)
7529 Ferris: Cameron I'm sorry but we could never pick up Sloan in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe that Mr.Peterson drives that piece of shit. Cameron: Piece of shit? Ferris: Yes it is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I dont even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. (full quote)
7529 Ferris: If you had acess to a car like this would you take it back right away? (pause) Neither would I. (full quote)
7553 I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. It's not that I condone facism. Or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people. (full quote)
7644 in what way (pause) does the author's use of the PRISON... (full quote)
7644 something d-o-o economics. voodoo economics. (full quote)
7644 the hawley-smoot tarrif act. does anyone know if this raised or lowered taxes? anyone? anyone? it raised taxes and america sumk deeper into the great depression. (full quote)
7644 mr. rooney, ed, you're a beautiful man. i wanna thank u for your warmth and compassion. (full quote)
7741 Pardon my french, but Camren is so tight if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond! (full quote)
7790 One of the worst performances of my career, and they never doubted it for a second. (full quote)
8727 You're still here?...It's over...Go home...Go. (full quote)
  BUELLER! (full quote)
  hello......i'm sorry i'm unable to come to the door. i'm afraid that in my weakened condition i could take a nasty spill down the stairs subjecting myself to further school absences....you can reach my parents at their places of business........thank you for your concern for my well-being........have a nice day (full quote)
  Excuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun. And a scorching case of herpes. (full quote)
  I love driving it...it's so choice, I highly reccomend picking one up, if you have the means. (full quote)
  Ferris Bueller! your My Hero! (full quote)
  Mind your p's and q's! (full quote)
  Look what uncle Ed has for you, you little fucker! (full quote)
  never had one lesson. (full quote)
  (bad playing of wind instrument)... never had one lesson. (full quote)
  bueller?...bueller?...anyone?...anyone? (full quote)
  You lick your palms. (full quote)
  Ferris, he never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper. Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer. Come on, that was just a little piece of plastic, this is a Ferrari. (full quote)
  Ferris, he never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper. Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer. Come on, that was just a little piece of plastic, this is a Ferrari. (full quote)
  Who do you love? You love a car! (full quote)
  He never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper. (full quote)
  Cameron: He knows the milage, Ferris. Ferris: He doesn't trust you? Cameron: Never has and never will. (full quote)
  Bueller, Ferris Bueller (full quote)
  You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Roonie? (full quote)
  I got some summy bears, they're really soft because they've been in my pocket for 3 days. (full quote)
  G-R-A-C-E!!! (full quote)
  One Cameron was in Egypt land...let my cameron goooo..... (full quote)
  Jeannie: I don't know why I'm here! Charlie Sheen: Why don't you go home? Jeannie: Why don't you stick your thumb up your butt?! (full quote)
  life moves pretty fast...if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it. (full quote)
  You heartless WINCH (full quote)
  Ferris-Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. Cameron-How? Ferris- We'll drive home backwards. (full quote)
  pardon my french but cameron is so tight if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in 2 weeks youd have a diamond (full quote)
  You have reached the Coughlin Brother's mortuary - we're deeply sorry that we can't get to the phoen right now but if you leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as is humanly possible. (full quote)
  ED! *Ferris Bueler on line two!* (full quote)
  Um...he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. (full quote)
  I dont trust him any further than i can throw him. Ed, you shouldnt be throwing anythign with your bad back. (full quote)
  I dont trust him any further than i can throw him. Ed, you shouldnt be throwing anyone with your bad back. (full quote)
  I dont trust him any further than i can throw him. Ed, you shouldnt be throwing anyone with your bad back. (full quote)
  Something D-O-O Econonmics.....Voodoo Economics (full quote)
  Do you realize that if we played by the rules we would be in gym class right now? (full quote)
  If I miss one more school day, I'm going to have to almost about cough up a lung. (full quote)
  Pardon my french... But you're an asshole!!! (full quote)
  Ferris: What ever miles we put on, we'll take off. Cameron: How? Ferris: We'll drive home backwards. (smiling) Cameron: (laughs), No!....Cameron: I'LL CALL A LIMO, A NICE STRECTH JOB WITH A T.V. AND A BAR, HOW BOUT THAT? Ferris: C'mon, live a litte. (full quote)
  You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings. (full quote)
  S: The city looks so peaceful from up here. F: Anything is peaceful from one thousand three-hundred fifty-three feet. C: I think I see my dad. (full quote)
  Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw [him] pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone Simone: No problem whatsoever. (full quote)
  Grace the Secretary: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads -- they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (full quote)
  S: What are we going to do? F: The question isn't 'what are we going to do,' the question is 'what aren't we going to do?' C: Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. F: If you had access to a car like this would you take it back right away? Neither would I. (full quote)
  Jeannie: There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen. (full quote)
  Don't get me wrong, I'm not condoning facism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should only believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beetles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. He was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people. (full quote)
  It good get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong, a pigeon could shit on it who knows?! (full quote)
  it's like the car, he loves the car, he hates his wife. (full quote)
  Pardon my French, but Cameron's so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond! (full quote)
  Do you have a kiss for daddy? So that's how it is in their family? (full quote)
  1. Have you got a kiss for daddy? 2. Are you kidding? 3. So that's how it is in their family. (full quote)
  1. No, don't get up. Smell's delicious! Dinner's ready. 2.Who was that? (full quote)
  Bueller, Bueller, Bueller (full quote)
  no offense but, you could still a lump of coal up camerons ass and in two weeks, you'd have a diamond. (full quote)
  Well I should say you do. A family member dies and you insult me, what the HHHELL is the matter with you anyway? (full quote)
  Now I didn't hit you...I lightly slapped you. (full quote)
  Abe Froehman? The Sausage King of Chicago? (full quote)
  Abe Froehman, This is Sergeant Peterson of the Chicago Police... (full quote)
  Quoting john lennon: Iam not a part of the beatles Iam a part of my self. (full quote)
  A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me. (full quote)
  If Cameron was in Egypt's land. Let my Cameron go. (full quote)
  call me sir, god damn it! (full quote)
  Pardon my French,but Cameron is so up tight,if you shove a lump of coal up his ASS,two weeks later you have a diamond. (full quote)
  Pardon my French,but Cameron is so up tight,if you shove a lump of coal up his ASS,two weeks later you have a diamond. (full quote)
  camron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his arse, in two weeks you'll have a diamond. (full quote)
  life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. (full quote)
  Jeanie, you have your health. Be thankful. (full quote)
  How could i handle school on a day like this?! (full quote)
  Sheesh. (full quote)
bacher With your bad knee, I wouldn't be throwing anyone! (full quote)
1960 I could be the walrus... (full quote)
7643 I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever, and a chill. I've come to help restore your pluck cuz i'm the nurse who likes to (door slams) (full quote)
QuickStopRST 1. Um...he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw (him) pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. 2. Thank you, Simone. 1. No problem whatsoever. (full quote)
8217 Pardon my french, but Cameron is so tight,that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond. (full quote)
8217 Can you imagine what it must have been like for Cameron to be in that joint as a baby? (full quote)
8217 Pardon my french,but you're an asshole! (full quote)
8217 Roonie,Calm down! (full quote)
8217 I didn't hit you,I lightly slapped you! (full quote)
8217 (Name), You're my hero!!!! **You were kidding?** (full quote)
8217 I'll give ya two reasons why not...my mother and my father. They're married and they hate each other...You've seen em! He loves the car,he hates his wife. (full quote)
8217 Mind your Ps&Qs and remember who you're dealing with! (full quote)
8217 Now I'm a little scared.....what if he recognizes my voice? **Impossible,you're doing great!** (full quote)
8217 It's not that I condone facism,or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an is,they should believe in themself.I quote John Lennon. I don't believe in Beatles,I just believe in me. Afterall,he was the walrus....I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people. (full quote)
8217 *whispers* Freshman (full quote)
8217 You're a very generous individual...come back anytime. (full quote)
8217 Don't mention it. It's understanding that makes people like us able to tolerate a person like yourself. (full quote)
8217 *screams while covering the phone* GRACE!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
8217 They think he's a righteous dude. (full quote)
8217 Well with your bad knee,Ed,you shouldn't throw anybody. (full quote)
8217 makes you look like an ass is what he does,Ed....(ed) Thank you Grace,I think you're wrong. (full quote)
8217 When Cameron was in Egypt land.....let my cameron go. (full quote)
8217 I don't remember him being sick nine times. (Ed) That's because he wasn't sick! He was skipping school. Wake up,and smell the coffee Mrs.Bueller...he is just leading you down the primrose path. (full quote)
8487 1) I think you should worry about you more and not what your brother does. 2) Fuck yourself. (full quote)
8487 1) You never told me your name. 2) It's Jean, but some boys call me 'Shawna'. (full quote)
8781 I don't believe in Beatles, I only believe in me (full quote)
8781 Never had one lesson. (full quote)
8916 Fake a stomach cramp and when you're bent down moaning and wailing you lick your palms. Sure, it's a little childish, but then again so is high school. (full quote)
9087 There is a burgler in my house. Middle age, caucasion male possibly armed. Yes..my name is Jeannie Bueller...Look I'm really happy that you care about my brother but I'm very young, I'm very cute and I'm very protective of my body, I don't want it violated or killed in any way...speak any english?! DICKHEAD! (full quote)
9669 Man that is born of women hath but a short time to live and is full of misery, He cometh up and is cut down like a flower, He fleeth as if it were a shadow and never continueth in one stay. (full quote)
10471 Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond. (full quote)
10494 I bet you never smelled a real school bus before (full quote)
10494 Gummy Bear? Theyv'e been in my pocket, Their real warm and soft (full quote)
11382 Mrs. Bueller: 9 times?! I dont remember him being sick 9 times. ED Rooney: Thats because he wasnt sick... he was skipping school... ( on his computer; 9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2) (full quote)
woody I'd like to dedicate this next one to a young man in the audience who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. (full quote)
woody I quote John Lennon. I don't believe in beatles, I just believe in me. A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people. (full quote)
woody I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean really, whats the point? I'm not European. I don't ever plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists or not? It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. (full quote)
woody 1) Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. 2) How? 1) We'll drive home backwards! (full quote)
14247 Come see what Uncle Ed's got for you you little fucker! (full quote)
14345 1)Do you have a kiss for daddy? 2)Are you kidding? (start making out) 3)So THAT'S how they do it in the family. (full quote)
14345 Oh, that's hurts Cameron. (full quote)
14345 1)Did you see me change out of my clothes by the jacuzzi? 2)Yeah. Hehehe! (full quote)
14526 Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. (full quote)
14855 It is his fault he didn't lock the garage! (full quote)
15080 Ferris~Pardon my French, but if you stuck a lump of coal up Cameron's ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond. (full quote)
16769 1:Why'd ya kick me? 2:where's your brain? 1:Why'd ya kick me? 2:where's your brain? 1:Why'd ya kick me? ..[pause].. 2:where's your brain? 1:I asked you first. (full quote)
17741 The question isn't what are we going to do...it's what aren't we going to do. (full quote)
17864 Yea, right. Dry that one out and you could fertilize the lawn. (full quote)
Ferrisb911 Dry that one out you could fertalize the lawn. (full quote)
Ferrisb911 I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't ever plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists or not? They could be fascist anarchists for all I care. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car…………… It's not that I condone fascism. Or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people. (full quote)
Ferrisb911 Pardon my french but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond! (full quote)
Ferrisb911 Ferris Bueller your my hero! (full quote)
Ferrisb911 I'm afraid that in my weakened condition I might take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. (full quote)
19184 Ferris: Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. (full quote)
19184 Cameron: You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings. (full quote)
19184 Sloan: The city looks so peaceful from up here. Ferris: Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet. Cameron: I think I see my dad. (full quote)
19184 Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. A lot of people will tell you that a phony fever is a dead lock, but if you get a nervous mother, you could land in the doctor's office. That's worse than school. what you do is, you fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. (full quote)
19184 I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it. (full quote)
19664 I could be the Walrus, it still wouldn't change the fact I don't own a car (full quote)
20031 speaker1: what's the score? Speaker 2: Its nothing nothing. SP 1: Who's winning? Sp 2:The Bears. (full quote)
22446 He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This uh...this is ridiculous. Ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What ---- I'LL GO. Shit. Goddammit! Aghhhhh! Forget it, that's it. (full quote)
22446 Cameron, dear friend, you thought we wouldn't have any fun. Shame on you. (full quote)
22841 [In the car] Cameron: He'll keep callin' me. He'll keep callin' me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is... this is ridiculous! OK, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, with I'll go! S**t! [Starts engine, kills engine, bangs hand on passenger seat a number of times] Cameron: G*D D**N IT! [Starts car, revs it loudly, honks horn, makes frustrated yell, kills engine] Cameron: FORGET IT! THAT'S IT! I'M NOT GOING! [Goes back to car, bunnyhops frustratedly, throws tantrum] (full quote)
22841 [In Sloane's class] Mr. Knowlan: In... what... way... does the author's... use... of the prison... symbolize... the protagonist's struggle, and... how does this relate... to our discussion of the uses of irony? Mrs. Sparrow: [Enters room] Mr. Knowlan, may I interrupt please? Sloane Peterson? May I have a word with you dear? My darling I'm afraid that I'm the bearer of bad tidings. Your father called. Your grandmother has just passed. Sloane: [Crying] Oh... no. (full quote)
23383 Grace: Well, hello, Jeaney. Who's bothering you now? (full quote)
23432 Pardon my French, but Camron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. (full quote)
23432 life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile you could miss it. (full quote)
23432 I did have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socilism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be faciest anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. (full quote)
Waar Anyone, anyone? Something d-o-o economics. Voodoo economics. (full quote)
24267 You have reached the (name) family Mourtuary. We are DEATHLY sorry we are unable to recieve your call right now, and we'll get back to you as soon a HUMANLY possible. (full quote)
24267 Today we will be discussing the use of prison (draws bars) bars.... (full quote)
25941 1.Are you aware, Mrs. Bueller, that your son has been sick 9 times? 2. nine times? 1. nine times. 2. i dont remember him being sick nine times 2. thats probably because he wasn't sick, he was skipping school. Wake up and smell the coffee mrs. bueller, it's a fools paradise, he is just leading you down the prim rose path (full quote)
26034 1) Can you describe him please. 2) Leather jacket, white T-shirt, sweater vest, devistatingly hansom. (full quote)
26034 4000 resturants in the downtown area, I picked the one my father goes to. (full quote)
26034 Cam) Hey batter batter batter batter sahwing batter. come on. Cam and Ferris) Hey batter batter batter batter sahwing batter. Cam) Again and again and again and again and sahwing batter. (full quote)
26034 Here poochy poochy poochy, look what uncle Ed has for you, (quietly) you little fucker. (full quote)
26034 Camron it's my fault. I'll take the heat for it, we'll wait for your father to come home and when he gets here I'll tell him that I did it, he hates me anyway. (full quote)
1ajas (singing) When Cameron was in Egypt land, let my Cameron goooo... (full quote)
1ajas You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym? (full quote)
26686 You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings. (full quote)
26686 1: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend. 2: You've been saying that since the fifth grade. (full quote)
26686 1: The city looks so peaceful from up here. 2: Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet. 3: I think I see my dad. (full quote)
26686 Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw [him] pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. (full quote)
26686 Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (full quote)
26686 There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen. (full quote)
26686 Don't get me wrong, I'm not condoning facism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should only believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in the Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. He was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people. (full quote)
26686 [of his father's Ferrari]He never even drives it! He just rubs it with a diaper. (full quote)
27014 Bueller...Bueller...Bueller... Fry...Fry...Fry (full quote)
27124 A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ' I don't believe in the Beatles, I just believe in me.' (full quote)
27124 Pardon my french, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond (full quote)
Marvin Acme He’ll keep calling me. He’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This, this is ridicules! Okay I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go with I’ll go. (full quote)
27803 You're not dying! You just can't think of anything better to do! (full quote)
28280 I recall central park ijn fall how you tore your dress what a mess i confess it's love (full quote)
  Never had one lesson. (full quote)
  1)Is it serious? 2)i don't know, I may need a kidney transplant (full quote)
  He'll keep calling. He'll keep calling. (full quote)
  Do You Have a Kiss for Daddy? (full quote)
  (playing clarinet)Never had one lesson! (full quote)
  Sloan dear, I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad tidings.... your father called- your grandmother has just passed. (full quote)
  1.Take a bath and uh, wrap a hot towel around your head. 2 Wrap a hot towel around my head? 1. Yeah and then, uh, make yourself some soup. (full quote)
  HEy Ferris, how's your bod? (full quote)
  Oh what do you know, its Mr. Peterson on line two. Do you still want his daytime number? (full quote)
  life moves pretty fast, you don't stop and look around once in a while you'll miss it (full quote)
  1.)Think you'll be alive this weekend? 2.)Yeah, I'd say I will.1.)Great mabey i'll see ya...Bye! (full quote)
  1.)tell you what dipshit...you don't like my polocies, you can just come on down here and smooch my big old white butt. Pucker up buttercup 2.)ED! Farris Buller on line 2 (full quote)
  The 1961 ferrari 250 GT California. Less that 100 where made, My father spent 3 years restoring this car...It is his love, it is his passion...2.)It is his fault he didn't lock the garage (full quote)
  I'm not saying I condone fascism. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism; he should believe in himself. As John Lennon once said,I don't believe in Beatles, I only believe in my self. He was the walrus. I could be the Walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people. (full quote)
  this is ridiculous.ok, ill go ill go ill go ill go ill go (full quote)
  this is where cameron goes berserk. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (full quote)
  want a gummi bear? theyve been in my pocket theyre warm and soft (full quote)
  (1) Uh, you guys have nothin' to worry about, I'm a professional. (2) A professional what? (full quote)
  He's gonna marry me (full quote)
  ....swing battaa, battaa , battaa, batta, kennedy, kennedy, kennedy,swing batta....... (full quote)
  grace??....GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Oh ferris your my hero (full quote)
  Rooney:Les jeux sont faits;translation the game is up!Your ass is mine. (full quote)
  life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around every once in a while you could miss it. (full quote)
  It's a piece of shit, don't worry about it I don't even have a piece of shit, i have to envy yours. (full quote)
  But i need to go to school, so i can go to a good college and live a fruitful life. (full quote)
  camren is so tight, you could stick a lump of coal up his ass and in two weeks you'd have a dimond. (full quote)
  Never had one lesson. (full quote)
  This guy in my biology class said that if Ferris dies he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder? He's really sweet isn't he? (full quote)
  Um..he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's girlfriend heard from this guy, who knows this kid, who is going with the girl who saw ________ pass out at 31 Flavors last night! I guess it's pretty serious! (full quote)
  When your on you bead moaning and wailing you like you palms, it a little stupid and childish, but then so is highschool (full quote)
  Ferris Bueller you're me hero (full quote)
  He makes you look like an ass is what the does. Thank you Grace, I think you're wrong (full quote)
  life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and take a look around, you might miss it. (full quote)
  I'm afraid that in my weekened condition (full quote)
  I can't come to the door right now (full quote)
  Mind ya P's and Q's busta! (full quote)
  Mind ya P's and Q's busta! (full quote)
  I thought you were catatonic! (full quote)
  Hey, what's the score? Zero to Zero. Who's winnin' the Bears. (full quote)
  1. it's not a peice of shit. 2.Don't worry Cameron, i don't even have a peice of shit, i just have to envy yours. (full quote)
  sluts, dweebies..they all adore him... they think he's a righteous dude. (full quote)
  (Jeanie Bueller)Ferris (Principal Rooney) Bueller She Walks In And Sees Him They Bold Scream I Love That Part Lol (full quote)
  Ferris Bueller's on line 2! (dramatic music plays) (full quote)
  I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck.Cuz i'm the nurse that likes too...*door closes in her face* (full quote)
  ferris bueller you're my hero! (full quote)
  pucker up buttercup (full quote)
  I do have a test today. that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. (full quote)
  I asked for a car, i got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign. (full quote)
  O shit you're really dying. Do you think you'll be alive this weekend. Great maybe I'll see ya. (full quote)
  pardon my french, but cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his as, in to weeks you have a diamond (full quote)
  Charlie Sheen: Drugs? Genie: Thank you no, I'm straight. (full quote)
  Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (full quote)
  nurse: I herd that you were felling ill headache, fever, and a chill. (full quote)
  life is like a blank if you dont dtop and look around it might just pass you bye (full quote)
  Bueller?
Bueller?
He's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's
brother's girlfriend heard from this
guy who knows this kid who's going
with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out
at 31 Flavors last night. I guess
it's pretty serious.

Thank you, Simone.
(full quote)
1335 I'm not European, I don't ever plan on becoming European, so who gives a crap if their socialists? They could be fascist anarchists for all I care. That still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. (full quote)
1335 I'm not European, I don't plan on ever being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists for all I care. That still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. (full quote)
10929 VCTN (for Natoinal Lampoon's Vacation); MMON (for Mr. Mom); TBC (for The Breakfast Club) (full quote)
10929 NRVOUS. (full quote)
10929 Bueller?...Bueller?... (full quote)
10929 The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue at this point. (full quote)
10929 One man's struggle to take it easy. (full quote)
22446 1. what's that? 2. Ferris Bueller, you're my hero. (full quote)
1ajas (singing) Heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever and a chill. Well I'm here to restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to... (door slams) (full quote)
1ajas Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? (full quote)
69phreak69 Yeah, life is a carousel. A great big crazy ball of pure living, breathing joy and delight. (full quote)
69phreak69 It's nice to know I have such loving, caring parents. You're both very special people. (full quote)
Debozero life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around once in a while you might miss it. (full quote)
30427 Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? (full quote)
Penster 15 years from now, when he looks back on the ruin his life's become, he's going to remember Edward Rooney (full quote)
31352 call me Sir GOD DAMMIT!! (full quote)
31352 Pardon my French, but you're an ASSHOLE! (full quote)
Stephanie Jeanie? Is that you? I can't see that far. Jeanie? (full quote)
Stephanie 1.) That's exactly why I have to catch him this time. To show these kids that the example he sets is a first class ticket to nowhere! 2.) Ooh, Ed. You sounded like Dirty Harry just then. (full quote)
34538 He was the Walrus, I could have been the walrus, that would change the fact that i would have to bum ride off people. (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe Why don't you put your thumb up your butt? (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe In what...WAY...does the authors use of the PRISON...SYMBOLIZE... (full quote)
36360 Pardon my french but if you stuck a lump of cole up Cameron's ass, in two weeks you have a diamond. (full quote)
36360 Pardon my french but if you stuck a lump of cole up Cameron's ass, in two weeks you have a diamond. (full quote)
38042 Rooney eats it (full quote)
38628A Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (full quote)
38783 The question isn't what are we going to do, the question is what aren't we going to do.. (full quote)
anne benoit That's it, I want out of this family (full quote)
anne benoit I wanna see this dead grandmother firsthand (full quote)
anne benoit Pardon my french, but your an asshole.........an asshole (full quote)
anne benoit They bought it (full quote)
40504 beuller..beuller...beuller (full quote)
47236 OH YEAH (full quote)
47983 If you had access to a car like this would you take it home right away?.....niether would I. (full quote)
kpelling01 Cameron: I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it. (full quote)
kaktvn4life Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. (full quote)
schumachera You wear too much eye makeup...my sister wears too much...people think she's a whore. (full quote)
chasprice 1) what's the score? 2) Nothin' nothin'. 1) [not really listening] Who's winning? 2) The Bears. (full quote)
chasprice 1) Between grief and nothing... I'll take grief. 2) Great. (full quote)
chasprice 1) Now here's got Sloane Peterson in on it. 2) And her grandmother, too. (full quote)
JamieLenel do you have a kiss for daddy? (full quote)