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Delirious - 1991 Movie Quotes

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7815 ......AND THEN THE BIG BROWN SHARK CAME. (full quote)
  Don't bring a goonigoogoo into my house (full quote)
7134 And G.I. Joe got stuck! (full quote)
7134 You ain't go no icecream! (full quote)
11680 Have you ever played the fart game? (full quote)
  I think deep down in side, people want to smell other people's farts. Cause you smell them, and people always tell you they farted and you don't leave you pause a second.....Yeah you did!! (full quote)
  You can walk up to your best friend while he's watching a football game and fart in his face. He won't even get mad. He'll just go ok yea got me..alright...ok...that was a good one too, my mouth was open, my mouth was open. (full quote)
  Now that's a FIRE! (full quote)
27538 Oh did we get letters on Len. (full quote)
  a bear and a rabbit r taking a shit in the woods...... and the bear turns to the rabbit and asks do u have a problem with shit sticking to ur fur and the rabbit sayz no i dont so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit (full quote)
  u no how i found out ur kids were bigffots gus?? when i took them on the fishing trip and we got in the boat and i put the worm on their hook and set their poles for them and they set them down and stuck their faces in the water and 2mins later they started movin their heads around and they picked their heads up and they had fish in their mouth!! (full quote)
33501 Lilian, the bitch is fallin' down the steps again! (full quote)
33501 ...I thought I learned some new spanish shit, I walked up to my man I said hey Sanchez goony goo goo, he said get the fuck outta here. (full quote)
33501 ...Eddie was screamin' in his sleep ahh help me help me I woke him and I shook him and I said Eddie what's wrong he said Aunt Bunny is coming to get me. (full quote)
  you dropped your ice cream, you didnt get none........cause your daddy's on the welfare (full quote)
  Lox & cream cheese on cinnamon toast?! Get it outta here! (full quote)
  why are you afraid of aunt bunny eddie?.....BECAUSE SHE HAS A MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Oh,thit. (full quote)
  Paul thold me all about it,thister.Well,if I'm gonna die,I'm gonna thoot you first. (full quote)
  eddie stop cryin, stop cryin eddie i know u 7 i know u 7. . . but ull be a 7 yr old walk the dog no house mother fucker! (full quote)
  there's nothing wrong with gay people... (full quote)
  this is not a quote from the movie (full quote)
  hey boy... hey boy... you look mighty cute in dem jeans... (full quote)
  ha hey im mr t i'll rip your cock off with my ass....ha... and then he said gooneegoogoo ha ha (full quote)
10929 I have to go to...Cleveland? Jesus, I hate Cleveland! (full quote)
10929 --What are you doing here? I sent you to Cleveland. --I should kill you for that alone. (full quote)
10929 He's operating on people? He's an actor! Not even a good one.! (full quote)