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Son in Law - 1993 Movie Quotes


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4479 youve got charisma......it's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires alligance and devotion. (full quote)
4946 Looks like somebody's gonna need a lot of food stamps! (full quote)
4538 No, YOU wait a minute. I gotta tell you, Travis, it really tweaks my melon to see a buff bro like Crawl here get wheezed on by a greasy scum baaaag like you. So..you..just..chill. (full quote)
4538 1) So I didn't bone her? 2) So he didn't bone me? 3) So you guys didn't bone? (full quote)
  STEVEN TYLER PJ'S STEVEN TYLER PJ'S!!!!! (full quote)
8199 Are you Bartles or James? (full quote)
8199 Can I wood a wood with you? (full quote)
8793 You have chickens?? Oh I Loooooove chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe? (full quote)
  let me guess miss your mom dad, brother, dog, boyfriend. practically everything yo can think of back home ami right? how'd u know that? here sit down let me tell you a little story. this is fred. oh my god u were such a nerd! im im sorry. its k. what happeneD? well i grew the dew, guzzled some brew. this is college life man, how many years have you been here? 6 but ive majored in almost everything (full quote)
11675 Why do they call you Crawl? - Because thats how i used to get home my freshmen year. (full quote)
  nasty. aaoooww...girlfriend girlfriend..aaaaowwww... (full quote)
8837 1. How many years have you been here? 2.Six. But hey I've majored in almost everything. (full quote)
13204 You pick it.... I stick it! (full quote)
13470 what are those chaps? Cheak Chillers. You like? (full quote)
  Im cutting some corn. Im cutting some corn. Can i have some butter please? (full quote)
  don't worry sir, after you bailed, i popped your daughters trunk! (full quote)
  Buff the wood. bubbbbbbbbf the wood. theo looks like its miller time. hey dude you should be drinking lite. Its a miricle! 1-So you wanna stay engaged? 2- please 3-can i at least get some tongue? hey budddy Imbreeders Does it hurt? Its better than a kick in the face with a golf shoe. the ink sinks into his system and the guys freaked out. (full quote)
  Why don't you give the turkey a little kiss? (full quote)
12136 If I had to choose between dying and him kissing me, I'd rather die. (full quote)
20811 Ya know, where your mom's your dad and your dad's your brother (full quote)
20811 1) I want something feminine 2) he's standing right next to me (full quote)
20826 There will be no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 a.m. (full quote)
20826 That guy has bigger cones than I do. (full quote)
20579 After you left I popped your daughters trunk (full quote)
  Ease up on the steroids, juice'll make the jewels shrivel into sun dried tomatoes (full quote)
  Ease up on the steroids, the juice will make the jewels shrivvle like sun dried tomatoes... (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me! Sally? Jessie? Raphael? (full quote)
  1) Maybe now's a good time to talk about the rules in my room. 2) rules? 1) Rule number 1, Dont touch anything... 2) and whats rule number 2? 1) there's only one rule, DONT TOUCH ANYTHING!!! (full quote)
  Don't say shut up! (full quote)
  Don't say shut up! (full quote)
  Well life on the farm is kinda laid back, aint much an old country boy like me cant hack. Early to rise, early in the sack. Thank god i'm a counrty boy. (full quote)
  you pick it, i stick it (full quote)
  Sorry I am all out of Vodka! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin [On the name of Crawl] 1.What kinda name is that? 2.Nickname. I got in my freahman year, 'cause that's how I alwasy got home. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1.Dude, right after you bailed, I popped your daughter's trunk! 2.Oh, shit. (full quote)
  Crawl: Old McWalter had a farm. e i e i oo. and on this farm he had a kid with squishy puppy cheeks (full quote)
  I don't mean to be mean, Mrs.Warner, but you're givin me a semi! (full quote)
  Middle America, ripping the fields! (full quote)
  if your gal is finger lickin come on do the funky chicken (full quote)
  Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK, cool. Carry on. (full quote)
  oh so your inbred? excuse me? you know when your moms your dad and your dads your brother! (full quote)
  Can I widdle wood with you (full quote)
  Why do they call you Crawl? - cause thats how i allllways got hooome. (full quote)
  Crawl: Old McWalter had a farm. e i e i oo. and on this farm he had a kid with squishy puFFy cheeks (full quote)
  Miller time huh Theo? Dude, you should be drinkin light. (full quote)
  you've got to take me to get some ,thay way I can take your'll style and mine then inter-weive them. Yeehaa, I'm going to be a farmer...... (full quote)
  Mr. Morgan if you're edged 'cuz I'm weezing on your grindage just chill 'cuz if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing going over at my pad I'd go grind over there so don't tax my gig so hard-core cruster. (full quote)
  Give your roommate a BIG kiss for me...IN THE SHOWER! (full quote)
  1.Are you inbred? 2.Excuse me? 1. You know, when your mom's your dad and your dad's your brother. (full quote)
  -Do you believe in the tooth fairy? -No. -I wouldn't fall asleep tonight if I were you. -MMMOOOOOMMMM!!!! -Sssshhhh! Dude, I was just kidding. Sshhh. Chill. (full quote)
  can i get a screwdriver? no i ran out of vodka (full quote)
  If it's between him kissin' me or me dyin', I'd rather die. (full quote)
  Cuttin' some corn, cuttin' some corn, can I get some butter please? (full quote)
  Steven Tyler pjs. Steven Tyler pjs. (full quote)
  Munchin' on some grindage! (full quote)
12136 If it's a choice between dying and having him (Crawl) kiss me, I'd rather die. (full quote)
beekers Sorry, buddy, I just wanted to make the jewel shrivel on teh sun-dried tomato. (full quote)
beekers Hey, Bec! Check it out! Steven Tyler pj's!! (full quote)
beekers 1)Sing it, Becca -- How do you feed a hungry man? 2)I'm gonna go finish packing. (full quote)
beekers Can I please whittle wood with you? (full quote)
beekers Dude, Bartles or James, which one are you? (full quote)
beekers 1)Crawl, what are you wearing? Chaps? 2)You likes? 1)No, I hates. (full quote)
beekers You're too late. Yeah, a couple weeks ago at school I already asked Bec to marry me. (full quote)
beekers (in the pantry) 1)Walter, we have to something about this. 2)Alright, you distract him, I'll hit him over the head with a shovel. (full quote)
30697 If your gal is finger lickin' come on now and do the funky chicken! (full quote)
36027 Person #1 : Where are you from? Person #2 : South Dakota Person #1 : Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Hallelujah. So you're inbred? Person#2 : What? Person #1 : You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother. (full quote)
36721 Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK cool. Carry on. (full quote)
36721 My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me - Sally? Jessie? Raphael (full quote)
36721 Crawl: Where are you from? Becca: South Dakota Crawl: Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Hallelujah. So you're inbred? Becca: What? Crawl: You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother. (full quote)
36721 Connie: She's obviously made up her mind, so let's just handle this like mature adults. Walter: Right, right... you distract him, and I'm gonna hit him in the head with a shovel. (full quote)
36721 Crawl: You have got charisma! Becca: what's that? Crawl: It's a special quality of leadership that inspires allegiance and devotion. (full quote)
39523 Look Becca!! Steven Tyler pj's....Steven Tyler pj's! (full quote)
39523 Grew the do. Guzzled some brew. (full quote)
39523 Sorry Travis...I already asked Bec to marry me. Sweety, here's your little ringy. (full quote)
39523 (when the two lesbians are kissing:) ...dad....dad...do you have your camera handy? (full quote)
39523 what'd they do to ya, short cake? (full quote)
Bronzebird (Dancing around) Steven Tyler p.j.'s Steven Tyler p.j.'s (full quote)
5454Q "Im a carnivore and i smell fresh meat!" (full quote)