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Reality Bites - 1994 Movie Quotes

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3529 and a total mistake for women, I can't beleive I haven't slept with him yet. (full quote)
2946 That pales in comparison to the tweaked out skanks that you date (full quote)
2946 Welcome to the maxi pad. (full quote)
2946 I'm not going to work at the Gap for Christ sake! (full quote)
2946 I'm bursting with fruit flavor. (full quote)
2946 Don't bogart that can,man (full quote)
2946 Its all just a...random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near i take pleasure in the details ya know? a quarter pounder w/cheese, those are good....the sky about 10 min. before it starts to rain, the moment when your laughter bcomes a cackle...and i sit back..and smoke my camel straits...and i ride my own melt (full quote)
2946 what is it that you want from me Lalaina huh? You want me to get a job on the line for the next 20 years till im granted leave with my gold plated watch and my balls full of tumors just cuz i surrendered the one thing that means shit to me, well honey u can just exhale cuz its not gonna happen, not in this life time (full quote)
2946 Lalaina:Well,welcome to the world of the emotionally mature! It's a really nice place to visit! you might run into Michael, he lives here! Person #2:Oh yeah Michael, Michael he's so mature because he lets you navigate that entire relationship, well im sorry Lalaina but you can't navigate me, i might do mean things or i might hurt you or I might run away without your permission and that scares the shit outta you cuz i'm the only real thing you got......Lalaina:Yeah, well that ain't real much (full quote)
2946 Oh would you two just DO IT and get it over with, im starving! (full quote)
2946 I am not under any orders to make the world a better place..... (full quote)
2946 You guys, Vicki just came up with something, something wonderful.....Evian is Naive spelled backwards! (full quote)
2946 Troy:what the hell is your problem? Lalaina:I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.....Troy:Well im sorry Ms. postergirl for the workers party, but until i get that uh, toe-hold in the burger industry, i got a little time to suck...i'd rather check into a shelter than deal with her shit (full quote)
2946 I meanm,people that i know from high school are married and having babies! Babies, ok? I cant even take care of a chia pet! (full quote)
4051 Hello. You have reached the winter of our discontent. (full quote)
4051 I'm late for a jean-folding seminar. (full quote)
  I have this planet of regret sitting on my shoulders. (full quote)
  I have this planet of regret sitting on my shoulders. (full quote)
4391 I truly believe that if we can get two women in the Supreme Court, we can get at least one on you, Sam. (full quote)
  are you retarded? ~no, im rhyming. (full quote)
  At the beep please leave your name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma... and... we'll get back to you (full quote)
5757 what's your glitch, man? (full quote)
1212 If we can get 2 women on the Supreme Court, we can get at least 1 on you. (full quote)
1212 Yeah, think about all those starving people in Africa that don't even have cars. (full quote)
1212 Get a Ford. (full quote)
1212 He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers. (full quote)
1212 Oh my God! I'm so sorry! I had no idea! (full quote)
1212 Why are you acting like a jealous boyfriend all of a sudden? (full quote)
1212 1)I am really in love with you. Is that what you wanna hear? Is it? Well, don't flatter yourself. 2)Go to hell. (full quote)
1212 I think I was concieved on an acid trip. (full quote)
1212 Come on, come on, come on, no lagging. Look, the free Clinic Aids Test! (full quote)
1212 good morning ladies and...gentleman! I see a gentleman right there! (full quote)
1212 You got fired? That just screws up my idea of good and evil. (full quote)
1212 I'm not gonna work at The Gap, for Pete's sake! (full quote)
1212 He has been fired from 12--count them 12--jobs. (full quote)
1212 Troy who? what was that name again? Oh! Right through the heart! (full quote)
1212 1)You and me and 5 bucks. 2)You got it. (full quote)
1212 I just can't handle this right now, I can't evolve now. (full quote)
1212 I want first kisses, I want passion the whole way through. (full quote)
1212 1)Is this like a pirate operation? 2)Do I look like a pirate to you? (full quote)
  From troy, If I turn back the hours,I tell you I love you. (full quote)
  I am not pretending. I am calmly reading... (full quote)
  We're going to eat gas!!! (full quote)
  Oh no! They found out nutrasweet causes you to grow a third eye! (full quote)
  Vicky:It's cool Troy, you can stay..Welcome to the Maxi Pad Sammy: Yeah and now with new dri-weave, I hear it actually pulls moisture away from you (full quote)
  Vicky:It's cool Troy, you can stay..Welcome to the Maxi Pad Sammy: Yeah and now with new dri-weave, I hear it actually pulls moisture away from you (full quote)
  He lets you navigate that entire relationship. I'm sorry you can't navigate me. I might do mean things, and I might hurt you, and I might run away without your permission and you might hate me forever and I know that scares the shit out of you because I'm the only real thing you have. (full quote)
  Hey that's my bike (full quote)
  troy: what happend to your normal clothes? michael: wow, lelaina, look at you. you look...where´d you get that dress? lelaina: um...i don´t know, i just bought it. but i think i´m gotta go change... michael: no don´t, you look beautiful. you look look like... troy: a doily. (full quote)
  this girl is coo-coo for coco puffs! (full quote)
  I am not under any orders to make the world a better place. (full quote)
  Don't Banquo that Are you retarded? No, I'm rhyming. It's not easy. (full quote)
  Don't Bogart that Are you retarded? No, I'm rhyming. It's not easy. (full quote)
  I, am not acting, like anything. I am calmly reading. (full quote)
  PFLAG. I'm beginning to like the sound of that. (full quote)
  Oh my god theyve discovered nutrasweet causes you to grow a third eye! (full quote)
  Person #1: You don't know what she needs. Person #2: I think I know what she needs in a way you never will. (full quote)
  I'm a non-practicing virgin (full quote)
  i mean try at something for once in your life, do something about it! but ya know what you better do it now and you better do it fast, because the world doesnt owe you any favors and wether you know it or not your on the inside track to loser ville U.S.A (full quote)
  What's money to an artist? It's green piece of paper floating in and out of his life like snow. (full quote)
  french cut, v-neck, what have you (full quote)
  You and me and ten-bucks (full quote)
  Lelaina Pierce: I was really going to be somebody by the time I was 23. Troy Dyer: Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23, is yourself. Lelaina Pierce: I don't know who that is anymore. Troy Dyer: I do. And we all love her. I love her. She breaks my heart again and again. But I love her. (full quote)
1212 1)You're overqualified for this job. 2)I'm really not that smart. (full quote)
1212 I can't, um, really define irony, but I know when I see it! (full quote)
5631 I'm bursting with fruit flavors. (full quote)
5806 singing in a bar: I've got a pot head mama and a coke head dad, I'm the ultra-modern of the American man/I don't feel good and I don't feel bad, cause me see I'm nuthin'... (full quote)
5978 I'm bursting with fruit flavor (full quote)
5978 Oh would you two just do it and get it over with?! I'm starving! (full quote)
5978 It's cool Troy you can stay... welcome to the Maxi Pad. (full quote)
6352 1~I'm sorry I don't know the secret handshake with you. 2~There's no secret handshake. There is an IQ prerequisite. (full quote)
6352 1~I'm sorry I don't know the secret handshake with you. 2~There's no secret handshake. There is an IQ prerequisite. (full quote)
6610 Domino's takes checks! (full quote)
6809 I think this moment has been sufficiently memorexed (full quote)
6898 Melrose Place is a really good show. (full quote)
7539 1: Don't Bogart that can, man... 2: Are you retarded? 1: No, I'm rhyming. It's not easy. Sure I make it look easy... (full quote)
7539 You look like a doily. (full quote)
7539 I'm late for a jean folding seminar. Let's locomote! (full quote)
8199 Don't bogart that can, man. (full quote)
8199 1. Mother, I have something to tell you...I'm a homosexual. 2. Oh, Christ! Is there a support group that I can join to deal with my own homophobia? 1. PFLAG...Parents and Friends of Lesbians And Gays 2. PFLAG, I like the sound of that, PFLAG. (full quote)
8199 Ms. Pierce, there's a reason I've been here six months. (full quote)
8199 Evian is naive spelled backwards. Oooh, oooh, oooh. Could you turn that up? Please? You won't be sorry. (full quote)
8199 The pay phone outside always amazes me. (full quote)
8601 We're gonna eat gas. (full quote)
9685 Mom: You could get a job at the Burger-Rama... I saw on TV, they have a little retarded boy working the cash register! Lalaina: Because I'm not retarded, mother. I was validictorian of my class. Step-dad: Well you don't have to put that on your resume. (full quote)
10719 1)Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water or was it his in depth analysis of marky mark that justified sleeping with a cheesehead yuppy? 2)He's not a cheesehead yuppy. 1) He's the reason cliff's notes were invented. (full quote)
10929 My Sharona. (full quote)
10929 He's the reason why Cliff Notes were invented. (full quote)
10929 I'm just a bell. (full quote)
10929 I'm just a bill. (full quote)
10929 When you come back to me. (full quote)
10929 school's out. (full quote)
10929 baby, I love you. (full quote)
10929 All I want is you. (full quote)
13591 no one can eat fifty eggs (full quote)
13715 Her: I just don't understand why everything can't go back to normal at the end of the half hour, like onthe Brady Bunch or something. Him: Well, because Mr. Brady died of AIDS. (full quote)
13807 1. What is your glitch? 2. My glitch? 1. What, did I step over the line in the sands of coolness with you? (full quote)
14740 good morning ladies and...and gentleman! Well, it's gonna be a good morning with this crowd! (full quote)
14740 Why don't you work at Burger Barn? They'll hire you. Why just the other day I saw on t.v., they had a little retarded boy working the cash register. (full quote)
17534 He’s weird. He’s strange. He’s sloppy. He’s a total nightmare for women... I can’t believe I haven’t slept with him yet. (full quote)
22367 He's weird. He's strange. He's sloppy. He's a total nightmare for women...I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet. (full quote)
23438 Lelaina: And they wonder why those of us in our twenties refuse to work an eighty hour week. Just so we can afford to buy they're BMW's. Why we aren't interested in the counter-culture that they invented, as if we did not see them disembowell their revolution for a a pair of running shoes. But the question remains, what are we going to do now? How can we repair all the damage we inherited? Fellow graduates, the answer is simple. The answer is.. the answer is.. I don't know. (full quote)
23438 Lelaina: Hey Sammy, what's your Goal? Sammy: My Goal a career, or something. (full quote)
23438 Vicki: Here's the deal, I'm gonna take Sam, against his will and straighten him out, because I truelly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you Sam. (full quote)
23438 Lelaina: Quick Vicki, what's your social security? Vicki: Ahh..eight five one two five nine three five seven. Troy: Very impressive. Vicki: It's the only thing I really learnt in College. (full quote)
CardzFan22 Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent. (full quote)
jpsartrean Well, should I get married, should I be good, should I astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and my Faustus hood and not take her to movies but to cemetaries and tell her of werewolf tongues and forked clarinets... what 'Hey that's my bike' would like to do - eventually - as a band, is to travel the countryside like Woody Guthrie... But as you can see, I have the occasional run in with an anti-'Hey that's my bike'-er... and to all of those people I say nobody... nobody... can eat 50 eggs. (full quote)
joseystar I've waited all these years to have you here like this Me too (full quote)
36101 Don't bogart that! (full quote)
36325 Welcome to the winter of our discontent. (full quote)
38418 Welcome to the maxi pad...2: believe it or not, it actually pulls moisture AWAY from you (full quote)
38418 You've been waiting for this since the day we met 2: Oh, who told you that, your psychic partner? (full quote)
38418 Lelaina Pierce? Is there a Lelaina Pierce here? 2: Um, yeah? (full quote)
38418 No one can eat fifty eggs (full quote)
38418 And you wonder why we never got involved? 2: January 17th, .... 1: I was totally stoned and drunk out of my mind (full quote)
38418 Nutrasweet causes you to grow a third eye (full quote)
38418 my mother goes to the bathroom with the door's like they're brother and sister. (full quote)
38418 The Lone Star free clinic AIDS test....the 'rite of passage' for our generation (full quote)
38418 She just had too many diet cokes today (full quote)
38418 BMW! BMW! Didn't you listen to her speech today? She doesn't want a BMW! (full quote)
  Oh who told you that? your psychic partner? You're high...why don't you go outside and take a walk. (full quote) don't even live here! (full quote)
  In you face TV it's like MTV but with an edge... (full quote)
  what's the trouble sugar booger? (full quote)
  ...don't talk to her like that, she's not a child...We'll she married one! (full quote)
  Vicky, he will turn this place into a den of slack. (full quote)
  Troy: what is that, like part of my lease agreement? Lelaina: It's either that or a credit check. (full quote)
  Evian is Naive spelled backwards (full quote)
anne benoit This girl is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs (full quote)
46622 T: Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent. (full quote)
46622 M: Is there a secret handshake with you? T: There's no secret handshake. There's an I.Q. prerequisite. (full quote)