Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Secretary
- From the movie: Bongwater
- From the movie: Opportunity Knocks
“We all know that your major life decisions aren't made in the boardroom, they're made in the bathroom.”
- From the movie: The Mighty Ducks
- From the movie: Nicholas Nickleby
“Weakness is tiring, but strength is exhausting.”
- From the movie: Ticker
“Love never dies, and neither do they. Love is eternal, and that's a long time.”
- From the movie: Stripes
“We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!”
- From the movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember
“Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
[Scott Evil nods]” - From the movie: My Girl
“- Vada Sultenfuss: Why do you think people want to get married?
- Thomas J. Sennett: When you get older, you just have to.” - From the movie: Truth or Consequences, N.M.
“- Curtis Freley: Ray, if we don't kill him he's gonna tell the cops it was us.
- Raymond Lembecke: We're gonna tie him up, we're gonna put him in the RV.
- Curtis Freley: Jesus Christ. You guys wanna be bad guys but you don't want to kill anybody. Ray, I think you better really re-examine your commitment to your lifestyle.” - From the movie: Stay Tuned
“Roy Knable, private dick. Well, better than being a public dick.”
- From the movie: The Mighty Ducks
- Frank Huddy: You really stooped to an all-time low on this one, Bombay.
- Gordon Bombay: I'm insulted by that, Frank, you have no idea how low I can stoop.
- Frank Huddy: I mean, I don't mind losing; I'd just like to lose fairly.
- Gordon Bombay: Losing fair is still losing, Frank. Gotta go for the "W" every time!
- Frank Huddy: And what about... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Firm
“- Tammy Hemphill: Mitch sent me to tell you the plan's been changed.
- Ray McDeere: I didn't know there was a plan.
- Tammy Hemphill: Well, that's good, because it's been changed.” - From the movie: Saving Silverman
“- Coach: Wait a minute, that's the kidnap victim, ain't it? You didn't kill her.
- Wayne: No, coach.
- Coach: I'm real disappointing in you boys.” - From the movie: Adventureland
“I'm an atheist, maybe more of a pragmatic nihilist I guess or an existential pagan if you will...”
- From the movie: Mr. & Mrs. Smith
“- Ann Krausheimer Smith: If you had it all to do over again, would you still have married me?
- David Smith: Honestly, no.” - From the movie: The Rocketeer
“Why don't you stick that welding torch in my ear, and call it the end of a perfect day?”
- From the movie: The Postman
Strangers... I hate this. Do they want to share what they got or take what you got? Do you say "hi" or do you blow them away?
- From the movie: The Odd Angry Shot
- From the movie: Cohen and Tate
“What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? It's ass!”
- From the movie: Leaving Las Vegas
- From the movie: The Lion King
“Mufasa's death was a terrible tragedy; but to lose Simba, who had barely begun to live... For me it is a deep personal loss. So it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne. Yet, out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era... in which lion and hyena come together, in a great and glorious future!”
- From the movie: Swordfish
“Life is stranger than fiction sometimes.”
- From the movie: Running Scared
“Danny is working on his next ex-wife.”
- From the movie: National Lampoon's Vacation
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