“Mars Attacks!” quotes
(1996)
Tim Burton
directed this movie
in 1996
Title Mars Attacks!
Year 1996
Director Tim Burton
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy
Year 1996
Director Tim Burton
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy
Plot – Aliens have landed on Earth and have chosen the United States as their base. Unfortunately, they do not look like the peaceful ET and instead do not miss a chance to destroy everything they find. All things considered, America does not deserve a president like James Dale, whose main concern is what to wear for the meeting with the Martians. Not to be outdone, First Lady Marsha is always obsessed by appearances and does not want to have "those things" inside the house. Even Professor Donald Kessler proves to be a fool. In the end, a country boy, his ditzy grandmother and a bit of country music settle everything.
All actors – Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Martin Short, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Rod Steiger, Tom Jones, Jim Brown, Lukas Haas, Natalie Portman, Pam Grier, Lisa Marie, Brian Haley, Sylvia Sidney, Jack Black, Ray J, Paul Winfield, Brandon Hammond, Jerzy Skolimowski, Janice Rivera, Rance Howard, Richard Assad, O-Lan Jones, Christina Applegate, Joe Don Baker, Timi Prulhiere, Barbet Schroeder, Chi Hoang Cai, Tommy Bush, Joseph Maher, Gloria M. Malgarini, Betty Bunch, Gloria Hoffmann, Willie Garson, John Roselius, Michael Reilly Burke, Vinny Argiro, Valerie Wildman, Richard Irving, Jonathan Emerson, Tamara 'Gingir' Curry, Rebecca Broussard, Steve Valentine, Coco Leigh, Don Lamoth, Jeffrey King, Enrique Castillo, C. Wayne Owens, Joseph Patrick Moynihan, Roger Peterson, John Finnegan, Ed Lambert, John Gray, Gregg Daniel, J. Kenneth Campbell, Jeanne Mori, Velletta Carlson, Kevin Mangan, Rebeca Silva, Josh Philip Weinstein, Julian Barnes, Ken Thomas, Darelle Porter Holden, Christi Black, Sharon Hendrix, Jim Beatty, John Bradley, Colleen Ann Brah, Greg Bronson, Maria Celeste Genitempo, Geri Gilmore, Matthew James Gulbranson, Roger Jackson, Walter Ludwig, Scott McKinley, Bob Pepper, Kelly Lynn Richards, David Sherrill, William Victor Skrabanek, Alexandra Smothers, Jay So, Edward Tubbs, Carl Washington
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“Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.”
“No weapons! No tricks! Just you and me! Byron Williams! The heavyweight champion of the world!”
“- Barbara Land: Do you have to drink in front of me?
- Art Land: You're an adult. Cope.”“We know they're extremely advanced technologically, which suggests - very rightfully so - that they're peaceful. An advanced civilization, by definition, is not barbaric.”
“If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”
“Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Little people, why can't we all just get along?”
“I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything.”
“I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.”
“I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference.”
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