“For Richer or Poorer” quotes

(1997)
Movie For Richer or Poorer
Title For Richer or Poorer
Year 1997
Director Bryan Spicer
Genre Comedy
Plot – Brad and Caroline are in crisis, but they decide to remain together until the launch of their new project, until they discover they have to pay millions of dollars in arrears. The couple arrives by chance in an Amish community and there they act like Jacob and Emma Yodar, an Amish awaited couple from Missouri. Life is simple but tough: Brad plows the fields, cares the crop, curries the horses, while Caroline washes floors, milks the cows and feeds the pigs. This kind of life makes them discover a new way to live, but then the real Yodars arrive. The city couple has now reconciled and is ready to start a new life together.
All actors – Tim Allen, Kirstie Alley, Jay O. Sanders, Michael Lerner, Wayne Knight, Larry Miller, Miguel A. Núñez Jr., Megan Cavanagh, John Pyper-Ferguson, Carrie Preston, Ethan Phillips, John Caponera
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  • “- Mary: You're so lucky to not have a pre-nup.
    - Caroline Sexton: We didn't have anything, there was nothing to nup.”

    Holly Cross Vagley - Mary
    Kirstie Alley - Caroline Sexton
  • “- Caroline Sexton: You poor, deluded little monkey. Who do you think brought you to these people? Without me, Brad, you would be nothing.
    - Brad Sexton: I beg your pardon, but I had a very successful real estate career before I ever met you.”

    Kirstie Alley - Caroline Sexton
    Tim Allen - Brad Sexton
    [Tag:job, merit, success]
  • “- Bob Lachman: I'll tell you what I think. I think thank you are spending development money on stupid toys.
    - Brad Sexton: These are not stupid toys! These are business tools! I write all this stuff off.”

    Wayne Knight - Bob Lachman
    Tim Allen - Brad Sexton
    [Tag:business, money, waste]
  • That's what women do to men. It's called "being in love".

    Tim Allen - Brad Sexton
    [Tag:love, men, women]
  • “Caroline, refresh my memory, will you please? What exactly have you done in the past five years? Wait a minute: I know. You've done Bloomingdale's. You've done lunch. You've done chemical peels. You've done collagen. You've done liposuction.”

    Tim Allen - Brad Sexton
  • “- IRS Insp. Frank Hall: I know I may be a little new at this but I don't think we shoot people for cheating on their taxes.
    - IRS Insp. Derek Lester: Oh. You're right. You are new at this.”

    Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - IRS Insp. Frank Hall
    Larry Miller - IRS Insp. Derek Lester
  • “- Levinia Yoder: Today was a good day.
    - Samuel Yoder: God only makes good days, Levinia.”

    Megan Cavanagh - Levinia Yoder
    Jay O. Sanders - Samuel Yoder
  • “- Caroline Sexton: After tonight, I don't know how I'll ever be able to face my friends again.
    - Brad Sexton: Just pretend they're a mirror.
    - Caroline Sexton: You're so funny, honey. Actually, I'll just confess to them that I'm married to a moron. And that way, they'll feel sorry for me and forgive me.”

    Kirstie Alley - Caroline Sexton
    Tim Allen - Brad Sexton
  • “- IRS Insp. Frank Hall: I can't believe you shot at him!
    - IRS Insp. Derek Lester: He had a gun!
    - IRS Insp. Frank Hall: He had a phone!
    - IRS Insp. Derek Lester: Oh. Well, this should discourage further violations of the tax code.”

    Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - IRS Insp. Frank Hall
    Larry Miller - IRS Insp. Derek Lester
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