“Zoolander” quotes
(2001)
Ben Stiller
directed this movie
in 2001
Title Zoolander
Year 2001
Director Ben Stiller
Genre Comedy
Year 2001
Director Ben Stiller
Genre Comedy
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Plot – Derek Zoolander is a model at the pinnacle of his career. After being awarded three times in a row "Supermodel of the Year” he is ready to win the fourth title but he meets Hansel, a young and ambitious model, and decides to give up everything to return to his family in Pennsylvania. Hence his agent and the designer Jacobim Mugatu flush him out. The two plan to put Derek through brainwashing so that he starts obeying their orders and assassinate the president of Malaysia.
All actors – Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Christine Taylor, Will Ferrell, Milla Jovovich, Jerry Stiller, David Duchovny, Jon Voight, Judah Friedlander, Nathan Lee Graham, Alexandre Manning, Asio Highsmith, Alexander Skarsgård, Donald Trump, Christian Slater, Tom Ford, Cuba Gooding Jr., Steve Kmetko, Tommy Hilfiger, Natalie Portman, Fabio, Lenny Kravitz, Gwen Stefani, Heidi Klum, Mark Ronson, Paris Hilton, David Bowie, Tyson Beckford, Fred Durst, Lance Bass, Lil' Kim, Garry Shandling, Claudia Schiffer, Veronica Webb, Lukas Haas, Carmen Kass, Frankie Rayder, Scott Strasbaugh, Pauly J, Matt Levin, K-Roc, Justin Theroux, Stevie D, Andy Dick, Woodrow W. Asai, Andrew Wilson, Vikram Chatwal, Kashana, Jonah Luber, Michael McAlpin, Eve Salvail, Shavo Odadjian, Eliot Johnson, Richard Gladys, Amy Stiller, John Vargas, Jennifer Coolidge, Tony Kanal, Endre Hules, Nora Dunn, Ric Pipino, Jerry Stahl, Jennifer McComb, Johann Urb, Luc Commeret, Herb Lieberz, Zoya, Colin McNish, Darren Copeland, Richard Stanley, Shabazz Ray, Rohan Quine, Svetlana, Eric Winzenried, Charles L. Brame, James Marsden, Rudy Segura, Randall Slavin, Patton Oswalt, Irina Pantaeva, Stan Chu, Ming Ho Kum, Theo Kogan, Lam Bor, Angel 11:11, Luther Creek, Dechen Thurman, Kenny Max, David Pressman, Godfrey, Taj Crown, Richie Rich, King, Frederic Fekkai, Kevyn Aucoin, Boris Kachscovsky, Mitch Winston, Mason Webb, Alexa Nikolas, , Heidi Albertsen, Akiko Ashley, Elizabeth Bank, Victoria Beckham, Shawna Bermender, Sandra Bernhard, Jennifer R. Blake, Malan Breton, Dave Brockie, Kristen Bronson, Autumn Leigh Brown, Emma Bunton, Tina Casciani, Cheryl Cosenza, Balsac the Jaws of Death, Stephen Dorff, Jennifer Dorogi, Kristen Fick, Eric Floyd, Jaime Gallagher, Frederik Garlên, Kristen Hagen, Taylor Gerard Hart, Ethan Higbee, Slymenstra Hymen, Chris Kerson, Karl Lagerfeld, Klara Landrat, Gregory J. Lucas, Kala Mandrake, Flattus Maximus, Anne Meara, Beefcake The Mighty, Alexandria Morrow, Paulo Pascoal, Guy Perry, Amanda Pham, Lisa Ann Phillips, Gavin Rossdale, Winona Ryder, Mauricio Sanchez, Kevin Squires, Melania Trump, Jeff Van Atta, Vince Vaughn, Donatella Versace, Craig Welzbacher, Billy Zane
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- Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career".
- Matilda Jeffries: Do what for a career?
- Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good... (continue)(continue reading)I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of.
“Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features doesn't mean that we still can't not die in a freak gasolinefight accident.”
“Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.”
“- J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?
- Derek Zoolander: Mugatu!
- J.P. Prewitt: Slaves, Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln...” (continue)(continue reading)“If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”
“- Matilda Jeffries: I became...
- Hansel: What?
- Matilda Jeffries: Bulimic.
- Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?”“- Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't...
- Matilda Jeffries: Done it in a while, yeh.
- Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?”There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
“- Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
- Matilda Jeffries: Honestly?
- Hansel: Yes.
- Matilda Jeffries: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
- Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?”“Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?”
“You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.”
“Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!”
“I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Who am I?
[phone rings]
God?”- Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head"?
- Derek Zoolander: And?
- Hansel: And it was. I was... (continue)(continue reading)“I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
“Trippin' on acid changed our whole perspective on shit!”
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