“Bridget Jones's Diary” quotes
(2001)
Title Bridget Jones's Diary
Year 2001
Director Sharon Maguire
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Year 2001
Director Sharon Maguire
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Plot – Thirty-two-years-old Bridget Jones, employee in an advertising agency in London, decides to change her life. In order to reach her goal, she makes a list of good intentions: the first thing to do is to write a personal diary, the second to find the ideal man, then to quit smoking and to lose weight. So why not dress sexy to impress her boss Daniel Cleaver? For what concerns going out with Mark, well, no way, because Mark embodies all the worst that there’s in a man.
All actors – Renée Zellweger, Gemma Jones, Celia Imrie, James Faulkner, Jim Broadbent, Colin Firth, Charmian May, Hugh Grant, Paul Brooke, Felicity Montagu, Shirley Henderson, Sally Phillips, James Callis, Charlie Caine, Gareth Marks, John Clegg, Embeth Davidtz, Matthew Bates, Jeffrey Archer, Patrick Barlow, Rebecca Charles, Honor Blackman, Dominic McHale, Joan Blackham, Lisa Barbuscia, Joseph Alessi, Rhydian Jai-Persad, Neil Pearson, Paul Ross, Stewart Wright, Claire Skinner, Dolly Wells, Mark Lingwood, Toby Whithouse, David Cann, Lisa Kay, Sulayman Al-Bassam, Donald Douglas, Renu Setna, Emma Amos, Sara Stockbridge, Sarah Alexander, Julian Barnes, Crispin Bonham-Carter, Stefan Booth, Max Digby, Ray Donn, Campbell Graham, Christine Hewett, Ben Illis, Edmund Kente, Christopher Kouros, Rebecca Lock, Camilla Mathias, Ben Peyton, Salman Rushdie, June Smith
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“- Daniel Cleaver: Come on Bridget, we belong together: you, me, your little skirt. If I can't make it with you then I can't make it with anyone.
- Bridget Jones: That's not a good enough offer for me.”“Well done Bridge, four hours of careful cooking and a feast of blue soup, omelette and marmalade. I think that deserves a toast, don't you? To Bridget, who cannot cook, but who we love, just as she is.”
“You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz.”
“Major dilemma. If actually do, by some terrible chance, end up in flagrante surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment. However, chances of reaching crucial moment greatly increased by wearing these; scary stomach-holding-in pants very popular with grannies the world over. Tricky. Very tricky.”
“- Mark Darcy: I like you, very much.
- Bridget Jones: Ah, apart from the smoking and the drinking, the vulgar mother and... ah, the verbal diarrhea.
- Mark Darcy: No, I like you very much. Just as you are.”“At times like this, continuing with one's life seems impossible... and eating the entire contents of one's fridge seems inevitable. I have two choices: to give up and accept permanent state of spinsterhood and eventual eating by alsatians, or not. And this time I choose not. I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect!...” (continue)(continue reading)
“I have to say, this really is the most incredible shit.”
“And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment. I suddenly realised that unless something changed soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine... and I'd finally die, fat and alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by alsatians. Or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Bridget Jones: You once said you liked me just as I am and I just wanted to say likewise. I mean there are stupid things your mum buys you, tonight's another... classic. You're haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you're a nice man and...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse.”
“I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Bridget Jones: Tell me, is it one in four marriages that end in divorce these days, or one in three?
- Mark Darcy: One in three.”“- Bridget Jones: I owe you an apology about Daniel. He said you ran off with his fiancée and left him brokenhearted.
- Mark Darcy: No, it was the other way around. My wife. My heart.”“It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.”
“Resolution number one: obviously, will lose twenty pounds. Number two: will find nice sensible boyfriend and not continue to form romantic attachments to alcoholics, workaholics, peeping-toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts.”
“If you have to travel alone, travel in style.”
“- Interviewer: What do you think about the El Nino phenomenon?
- Bridget Jones: It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.”
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