“Eight Legged Freaks” quotes

“Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me.”
Doug E. Doug - Harlan Griffith

“No one's going to believe me, cause I'm a kid, and they never listen to kids.”
Scott Terra - Mike Parker

“- Mike Parker: Take these, you'll need them.
- Chris McCormick: Perfume?
- Mike Parker: Well, spiders have a highly developed sense of smell. The perfume might confuse them.
- Harlan Griffith: Great, if we die, we die smelling nice!”
Scott Terra - Mike Parker
David Arquette - Chris McCormick
Doug E. Doug - Harlan Griffith

“- Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff!
- Sheriff Samantha Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!”
Scarlett Johansson - Ashley Parker
Kari Wuhrer - Sheriff Samantha Parker

“- Deputy Pete Willis: They're not aliens, they're spiders mutated by contaminated waste!
- Harlan Griffith: That's probably a more logical explanation!”
Rick Overton - Deputy Pete Willis
Doug E. Doug - Harlan Griffith

“- Harlan Griffith: There's no way you're telling me that thing back there is from Earth!
- Chris McCormick: All right! They're spiders from Mars! You happy?
- Harlan Griffith: No.”
Doug E. Doug - Harlan Griffith
David Arquette - Chris McCormick