Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Shanghai Knights
“- Prostitute: I'll give you a discount.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.” - From the movie: Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest
“You knew who I was from the moment you set eyes on me and so did my poor foster mother. Certain people can do that Frank, I don't know why.”
- From the movie: Tortilla Soup
“Just remember, when you're as pretty as you are a man is incapable of telling the truth.”
- From the movie: The Frighteners
“Give it up, Frank! Death ain't no way to make a living!”
- From the movie: Tales from the Hood
- From the movie: Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken
“- Doctor Carver: Can you shovel manure?
- Sonora: Manure just happens to be my speciality.” - From the movie: Rock-A-Doodle
“Once upon a time, back before I knew how to tie my shoes, the sun came up. Now, I know an everyday sunrise may not seem like such a big deal to some folks. But, imagine for a moment: if instead of rising up like this one morning where you lived, she took a look around and decided to go back to sleep.”
- From the movie: Push
“- Kira Hudson: Remember that night under the roller coaster? We parked under the rain and got those little bottles of Jack. That was the first time you told me you loved me.
- Nick Gant: I remember.
- Kira Hudson: Never happened. We met for the first time yesterday. You've never been to Coney Island. Nobody's been to Coney Island. I used you, Nick.” - From the movie: Wilde
“There are two boys waiting out there, and if you're not coming I'll fuck them both myself! I'll take them to the Grand and fuck them in front of the whole fucking hotel and I'll send you the bill!”
- From the movie: You So Crazy
“Go head on, with yo' fat-apple-pie ass, Aunt Bea!”
- From the movie: Timecop
- From the movie: The Princess Bride
- From the movie: Bohemian Rhapsody
- From the movie: Come to Daddy
“I fucked her. I fucked her in an abandoned factory, to be precise. But I lost my erection. Because from certain angles, she reminded me of Michael Heseltine. Michael Heseltine, if you're wondering, is a British politician from the 1980s.”
- From the movie: Phantom Lady
“I'll be all right now that I know where I stand. Yes, I'll be fine. Last night for the first time I didn't have to count sheep. I slept like a guilty man.”
- From the movie: Quick Change
“Great! We'll have to sail a raft to Fiji like Thor Heyerdahl!”
- From the movie: Up!
“- Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?
- Carl Fredricksen: Can you stay? Why, you're my dog, aren't you? And I'm your master!” - From the movie: The Fourth Angel
“For a country that doesn't give its citizens the right to bear arms, there have been an unusual number of people getting shot, lately.”
- From the movie: Cecil B. DeMented
“Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Everywhere I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the same dead end: my derrière.”
- From the movie: Gigli
“You wanna go to medical school? Students there can always use something to learn on!”
- From the movie: Passion Fish
“- May-Alice Culhane: I am not ready for this. When I get stronger I will quit drinking.
- Chantelle: If you keep drinking you won't get any stronger.” - From the movie: Iron Man 2
“There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop. I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. That would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type....” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Batman & Robin
“I am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! 'Cause it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.”
- From the movie: White Chicks
Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay?
- From the movie: Once
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