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1) Dude, your bed's a car. 2) Yeah, but its a fucking sweet car!
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1) I can't believe you came on my mom. You have got to be the biggest perv in the world right now. 2) I couldnt sleep. 1) So you couldnt wake me up to play video games or something. 1) I didnt want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth. 2) I love my turtle.
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1) Hey you remember Lara dont you? 2) Yes i do, and i see she already has a coldswore.
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1) Hey timmy can i crash on your couch tonight? 2) why so you can cum on my mom? 2) Jeff's a fucking liar timmy!!!
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You should never throw a bong kid
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Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.
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Mmmm...adios turd nuggets.
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hehe..I can feel my hair growing.
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if I would have known company was comming, I would have trimmed my antlers.
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All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
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I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling... and I want you to roll it all into one joint.
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You're getting a lion...Yeah for protection...Haven't you ever heard of a dog...People can get around dogs no one fucks with a lion.
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Eat that frog dick timmy, eat it!
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Thats uh quite the buffet you have there. Thank you Mr. president.
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1) Listen up you fuckin nerds who wants a shot at the champ!? 2) Who's goin down?
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I am waaay to baked to drive to the devils house.
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1)I just dont like techno. 2)You would if you had robot ears.
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Jp has a robot vagina
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RRrrRRR SIT...ON...MY...face...
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| texaco7 |
your bed is a car! Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car!
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| texaco7 |
#1 Why didn't you wake me up to play video games or something?
#2 Sorry, you were balls deep with the turtle. I didn't wanna disturb you.
#1 I love my turtle.
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| texaco7 |
#1 Hello?
#2 Hey Jeff I need you to do me favor.
#1 your not jerking off on my dad.
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I have a bush too, it's not grey.
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That's right monkey, play my head!
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Fuuuuuck, stop hitting me!
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Is this Marv Albert?
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This is bullshit, it looks like cyprus hill concert in here, i don't rent to those kind of people.
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1.)There not hookers, there massage therapyst's, 2.) yeah, they massage your cock for money, I think there's a word for that, HOOKER. 2.) your A HOOKER!
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I can hear my hair growing.
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| MovieWitch |
what is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
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| MovieWitch |
He gives me a reason to live. Him & all those stink ass hoes.
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| MovieWitch |
Wow, J.P, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?
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| MovieWitch |
Dante: That is pure fucking insanity.
Alex: Yeah, I know. He got addicted to hookers.
Dante: No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.
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| MovieWitch |
You guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! 'Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle!' We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!
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| MovieWitch |
DANTE: Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree! ALEX: Dude? It's the middle of July. DANTE: Get the fuck outta here! It is? ALEX: And why are you naked? DANTE: Oh my God I AM naked, come on in. ALEX: Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.
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| MovieWitch |
ALEX: So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis...
GRACE: Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something!
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| MovieWitch |
BARRY: Hey Dante- My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night.
DANTE: No shit? And by 'Girlfriend' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick everynight?
BARRY: (laughing) Yes!
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Dr. Shakalu brought me some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer!
You do know that lions eat deer?
Woah, you're right. Dr. Shakalu we need to be careful with that shit!
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I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck.
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| 43571 |
I'm thinking about getting metal legs...it's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
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| buttafly186 |
Woah chill bro-you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
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| buttafly186 |
#1)what do ya need a lion for? #2)To protect my shit! #1)Ever hear of a dog? #2)Dude you could get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion. #1) Yeah that's true.
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| buttafly186 |
Do they have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?
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| melinda |
your A HOOKER!
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| bdgraham |
Dude...your ass is tanner than my face!
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| bdgraham |
easy kid! You can't be yelling like that when the lion gets here!
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| javila0212 |
Ur bed is a car, Yeah but it's a sweetass car!!!
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| javila0212 |
Ur bed is a car. Yeah, but its a sweetass car
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| javila0212 |
Ohh my goddd, r u serious.... I think he fuckin shattered it!!!!
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| javila0212 |
I'm thinkin of gettin metal legs... It's a risky operation, but its worth it I'll be worth it!!!!
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| ASHIZZZLE21 |
Shit's Wizeak!
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| smithers |
shit's weak! shit's weak! SHIT"S WEAK! shitsweak!
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| smithers |
[robot voice] please get on top of me
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| smithers |
[robot voice] please sit on my FAACE!!!
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| smithers |
my name is JP, i have a robot VAGINA!
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| smithers |
new high score? what does that mean? did i break it?
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| smithers |
Jeff: give me the phone, my name is JP, i am a robot, i like robots, i have a robot vagina
JP: i am not amused
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| merykittyboo |
Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow?
Alex: Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?
Jeff: No, I self parked it in your ass.
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| richard14_14 |
dante- im tapin this shit for scientific research.... this shit will be on the discovery channel!!!!
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| richard14_14 |
robot jp- debug....
jp- i tried that...
robot jp- graphix card....
jp- uggghhh
jp- (robot noises) I AM A GENIUS!!!!! samantha you will be MINE!!!! mine..... must ingest more fuel..... when did i get a voice massage?
alex- hey jp were you at? were at a party chirp you later... heres samantha...
samantha- uhhh hey jp were celebrating the release of the game....
jeff- (robot voice) hi my names jp, im a robot, i like robots, i have a robot vagina......
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| richard14_14 |
jeff- im quitting im quitting im quitting .... knock it off i cant breathe... its not a joke....
samantha- how long have you been a tester for?
alex- about ten years.... i was an acccountant... but you cant get stoned and file peoples papers..... youll mess up and lose people tons of money.... so i went into my bosses office and said dad i quit...
samantha- dad... nice name drop.... well while my sisters were playing with babries i was beating my brothers at super mario....
alex- super mario.... nice name drop....
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| amyc12182 |
I started working with that Ukranian skater...you know the one that looks like Elvis...and I moved to the Ukraine...and it was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup.
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