Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Wrong Turn
- From the movie: Camp Nowhere
“- Fein: Back in the 60's, some hippies came here and turned the place into a commune. You know, sex, and drugs, and debauchery.
- Dennis Van Welker: Knew I'd been here before.
- Gaby: Eww! You did that stuff here?
- Dennis Van Welker: No. Not here.” - From the movie: Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
- From the movie: Dream for an Insomniac
“- David Schrader: I love you Frankie.
- Frankie: You do?
- David Schrader: Yeah I do.
- Frankie: I loved you first.
- David Schrader: I love you more.
- Frankie: Only because you're bigger.” - From the movie: Skyscraper
- Jimmy Dial: So, Farmer Brown says, "After I finished humping my goat, the goat turned around and licked my balls". At which point, the judge turned to Farmer Brown and said, "Hey, a good goat will do that". A good... Aw, come on. Gordy. I had everybody rolling with that this morning.
- Gordon Wisk: Yeah, you're sad, man. You're really sad. - From the movie: The Super
“- Louie Kritski: Why do they call you Milkman?
- Milkman: Because I killed the milkman.” - From the movie: Proof
- Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services".
- Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.
- Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that? - From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“I can't believe I'm fucking a big purple elephant!”
- From the movie: The Truman Show
“- Sylvia: What right do you have to take a baby and turn his life into some kind of mockery? Don't you ever feel guilty?
- Christof: I have given Truman the chance to lead a normal life. The world, the place you live in, is the sick place. Seahaven is the way the world should be.
- Sylvia: He's not a performer, he's a prisoner. Look at him, look...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Threesome
“I'm telling you. If you don't have sex soon, you dick is going to shrivel up and go inside your body. Then what do you have? A vagina.”
- From the movie: Star Trek: Generations
- Soran: Have you ever considered a prosthesis that would make you look a little more... how can I say... more normal?
- Geordi: What's normal?
- Soran: "What's normal?". Well, that's a good question. Normal is what everyone else is and you are not. - From the movie: Batman
- From the movie: Psycho II
- From the movie: Cobra Woman
“Music maker also murder stick!”
- From the movie: The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter
“- Bastian: You saved my life, Atreyu.
- Atreyu: Yes. But you would have done the same for me.
- Bastian Bux: Sure.” - From the movie: Bringing Up Baby
“- Susan Vance: You're angry, aren't you?
- David Huxley: Yes, I am!
- Susan Vance: Mm-hmm. The love impulse in man frequently reveals itself in terms of conflict.” - From the movie: Dirty Dancing
“- Lisa Houseman: But the coral shoes match that dress!
- Jake Houseman: This is not a tragedy. A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine, or police dogs used in Birmingham.
- Baby Houseman: Monks burning themselves in protest.” - From the movie: Nurse Betty
“I'm the law, I ain't gotta do nothing.”
- From the movie: Whale Rider
When you extend your tongues, you're saying to your enemies: "I'm gonna eat you".
- From the movie: Lethal Weapon 3
“Those doctors are savages. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam?”
- From the movie: The Hangover
“Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.”
- From the movie: One Eight Seven
“The only thing you respect is stupidity.”
- From the movie: Sweet November
“November is all I know, and all I ever want to know.”
- From the movie: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
“- Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb... and puppies!
- Zohan: No!
- James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!” - From the movie: Planet of the Apes
“Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder... Just above humans.”
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