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- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
“You all have that friend who's quitting it. I quit smoking. I quit drinking. I quit meat, and I feel great. I get up in at six in the morning and have a nice big bowl of oat bran. Then I go to the bathroom for three and a half hours. I eat another bowl of oat bran and go back into the bathroom for six more hours. All I do is eat and shit, I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Vanishing
- From the movie: The Wizard of Oz
“As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.”
- From the movie: The Fan
“- Bobby Rayburn: I'm not playing with number 33. Okay, you understand me?
- Manny: I know. I understand. Just be cool. Let me take care of it.
- Stook: You know, three times 11 is 33. Maybe you'll play three times better.” - From the movie: Johnny Dangerously
- From the movie: Naked Lunch
Now, repeat after me: "Homosexuality is the best all-round cover an agent ever had".
- From the movie: Legends of the Fall
- From the movie: Soldier
- From the movie: Addams Family Values
“- Morticia Addams: So... you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?
- Gomez Addams: Forever!” - From the movie: Wind
“Everyone wants it easy today Will. And the reason we don't have the Cup, is that we don't deserve to have the Cup.”
- From the movie: The Blob
“That meteor is man-made! It's some kind of a germ warfare test they fucked up!”
- From the movie: Octopussy
“- James Bond: May I join you? Sotheby's. Half a million pounds.
- Magda: The man at the auction.
- James Bond: Precisely.
- Magda: You have a very good memory for faces.
- James Bond: And figures.” - From the movie: Beautiful Boy
“You can not say dumb shit like that, or you're gonna start believing it.”
- From the movie: The Spider Woman
“Remarkable woman. Audacious and deadly as one of her own spiders.”
- From the movie: Lethal Weapon 2
- From the movie: Modern Vampires
- From the movie: Blazing Saddles
“- Hedley Lamarr: Think of your secretary...
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- Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you. That's a good one.” - From the movie: Ali
- From the movie: My Fair Lady
- From the movie: Bringing Up Baby
“- Susan Vance: Is there anything in the world that doesn't belong to you?
- David Huxley: Yes, thank heaven, you!” - From the movie: Little Shop of Horrors
“It's your professionalism that I respect.”
- From the movie: Mighty Aphrodite
“I'm not a violence person! I write about boxing and hockey and football!”
- From the movie: Baby Mama
- From the movie: Gang Related
“We're the teachers, and in our classroom two and two can add up to five if we say it does.”
- From the movie: Operation Warzone
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