“Crazy People” quotes

“- Emory Leeson: Take me away from here. I’ll buy you dinner, I'll buy you a restaurant!
- Stephen Bachman: I have to go.
- Emory Leeson: You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, so you're not perfect either.”
Dudley Moore - Emory Leeson
Paul Reiser - Stephen Bachman

“Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you get cancer and die.”
J. T. Walsh - Drucker

“Porsche, it's a little too small to get laid in, but you get laid the minute you get out.”
Paul Bates - Robles

“I'm latino and I enjoy it.”
Paul Bates - Robles

“- Drucker: Say something honest, no holds barred. Go!
- Nervous Executive Harris: I like small boys.
- Drucker: About the product, you fucking idiot!”
J. T. Walsh - Drucker
Steve Bradford - Nervous Executive Harris

"Paramount Pictures presents “The Freak”. This movie won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life”. I want to know how the fuck the word "fuck" gets in the New York fucking Times!

J. T. Walsh - Drucker