“Last Action Hero” quotes
(1993)
John McTiernan
directed this movie
in 1993
Title Last Action Hero
Year 1993
Director John McTiernan
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Action
Year 1993
Director John McTiernan
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Action
Plot – Danny adores Jack Slater, an invincible movie cop. After viewing for the sixth time the third episode in which Slater fights the evil "Ripper", a maniac with an ax, the old projectionist Nick promises to his young friend an exclusive preview of the fourth episode and gives Danny a magic ticket obtained from the great magician Houdini himself. During the screening, Danny follows happily the events between Slater and boss Vivaldi, who has kidnapped and tortured his cousin. When Slater finds his cousin dying at home, the cop avoids a bomb attack: now he has to avoid an entire van full of gangsters shooting at him. Suddenly the ticket comes to life and transports Danny into the movie, exactly in the same car of Slater while he's running away from the gangsters.
All actors – Arnold Schwarzenegger, F. Murray Abraham, Art Carney, Charles Dance, Frank McRae, Tom Noonan, Robert Prosky, Anthony Quinn, Mercedes Ruehl, Austin O'Brien, Ian McKellen, Professor Toru Tanaka, Joan Plowright, Keith Barish, Karen Duffy, Larry Ferguson, Leeza Gibbons, M.C. Hammer, Little Richard, Maria Shriver, Melvin Van Peebles, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Jason Kelly, Noah Emmerich, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Tina Turner, Billy D. Lucas, Ryan Todd, Apollo Dukakis, Patrick Flanagan, Donald C. Llorens, Michael Chieffo, Mike Muscat, John Finnegan, Bobbie Brown, Angie Everhart, Jeffrey Braer, Anthony Peck, Paul Gonzales, Anna Navarro, Dex Elliott Sanders, Nick Dimitri, Rick Ducommun, Wendle Josepher, Michael V. Gazzo, Lee Reherman, R.C. Bates, Colleen Camp, Donna Borghoff, John McTiernan Sr., Tiffany Puhy, , Jim Belushi, Chevy Chase, Robert Patrick, Sharon Stone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Damon Wayans, Kim Anderson, Lena Banks, Gregory J. Barnett, Lindsey Nicole Brooks, Chris Connelly, Neriah Davis, Danny DeVito, Bryan Hanna, Matt Johnston, Peter Kent, Henry Kingi, Dagmar Koller, Don LaFontaine, Al Leong, Lou Lollio, Marshall Dancing Elk Lucas, Jason Menz, Johnny Meyer, Frank Patton, Nick Pernice, Gladys Portugues, Paul Vincent Rapisarda, Janice Rivera, Thomas Rosales Jr., Christopher Sararo, Theodore Carl Soderberg, Michael Straka, Basil Sydney, Symba, Brenda Tempel, Kevin Ula Christie, Michael Wehrhahn, Persia White
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“If God was a villain, he'd be me.”
“I don't do fiction. Not my field.”
“I must warn you, I've killed people smarter and younger than you.”
- Jack Slater: Let's say this is a movie. How many times have you heard someone say "Stay in the car" and the guy doesn't? What happens?
- Danny Madigan: He saves the day.
- Jack Slater: Or gets killed!“- Danny Madigan: Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie!
- Jack Slater: No, this is California.”“- Danny Madigan: No. It's not possible!
- Jack Slater: What's not possible? The man is an artist. It's his best performance ever!
- Danny Madigan: But... that was you! You were in that movie!”“- Danny Madigan: I thought I was going to die.
- Jack Slater: I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce.”“Let's push his son off the building. Gives you nightmares for the rest of your life. But you're fictional, so who cares? I'm sorry. But I don't find this new and exciting to discover that my whole life has been a damn movie.”
“- Jack Slater: Is this the day you were talking about saving?
- Danny Madigan: Don't see you doing anything.
- Jack Slater: I wouldn't wanna steal your thunder.”“- Death: I was only curious, he's not on any of my lists. But you are, Daniel.
- Danny Madigan: Now?
- Death: No, you die a grandfather...”“- Jack Slater: I'm not worried that you're crazy anymore. I'm worried that you're right. But if I go, how do I get back?
- Danny Madigan: You can't go through life nitpicking every little thing.”“- Tough Asian Man: May I help you?
- Jack Slater: Yes, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
- Tough Asian Man: I beg your pardon?
- Jack Slater: It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?”“- Nick: This is a wonderful moment for me, Mr. Slater. I've never met a fictional character before. How new and exciting this must all be for you.
- Jack Slater: Hey, I just found out I was imaginary. I mean, how would you feel if somebody made you up? Your job, your marriage, your kids.”
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