movie quotes

“All you had to do was ask, and I'm yours.”
Idina Menzel - Maureen Johnson

“- Alice Abbott: I'm married.
- Jacey Holt: I thought you were getting a divorce.
- Alice Abbott: I am, but it's not final yet.”
Joanna Going - Alice Abbott
Billy Crudup - Jacey Holt

“- Joey: Vince, we can't waste a nun.
- Vince LaRocca: What are you two nuts talking about? It's Deloris, in a costume.
- Willy: How do you know she didn't sign up and become one of them when she was there? Things like this happen.
- Vince LaRocca: Because I know this woman. In the biblical sense and she ain't no nun.”
Robert Miranda - Joey
Harvey Keitel - Vince LaRocca
Richard Portnow - Willy

“Your dog is making love to my foot.”
Jeanne Moreau - Lili

“- Randal: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
- Emma: You just had to tell him, didn't ya?
- Dante: It kinda came out one day!
- Randal: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about.”
Jeff Anderson - Randal
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith - Emma
Brian O'Halloran - Dante