movie quotes

“You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to a court appointed attorney. You have the right to sing the blues. You have the right to cable TV... that's very important. You have the right to sublet. You have the right to paint the walls... no loud colors.”
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“You know, by the time we get back to New York, it'll be the middle of winter. So I was thinking, why rush? Maybe we could make a few sidestops along the way.”

Ben Stiller - Alex

“- Boone: I'm tired of getting hauled around all the time! I might'a known you'd take the side of that stinkin' savage!
- Little Bear: He smells, Omri, and he calls me a dirty savage.
- Boone: Oh, I didn't call you dirty. I called you stinkin'!”

Keith David - Boone
Litefoot - Little Bear

“- Peter Gaulke: Luckily, we caught that on tape so that man will be honored.
- Ed Lawson: You want to honor the man by showing him being killed by an alligator on your wildlife show?”

Steve Zahn - Peter Gaulke
Jeff Garlin - Ed Lawson

“- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: Hollywood is an evil mother-grabber.
- Sgt. Martin 'Marty' Wellborn: Hollywood is no more evil than Hannibal, Missouri.”
James Garner - Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey
John Lithgow - Sgt. Martin 'Marty' Wellborn