15 Movie Quotes about Modern Dating

15 qtes – December 14, 2020

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

A lot of things have changed since the tragic love story between Romeo and Juliet. Doesn't necessarily mean for the better though. Technology all around us has changed the way we communicate with each other and inevitably how we fall in love since flirting and courtship has a lot to do with, well, you know, talking and having a basic convo at least... The 21th century single adult sees online datingas a video game and not as an opportunity to find a deep connection and maybe a life partner. That's because having too much options can make one single option look disposable. There is plenty of fish in the sea... but also a lot of trash. Oopsie. Check out these fun movie quotes about dating.

From the movie: The Social Network

“People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Eduardo, I'm not talking about a dating site, I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.”

Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg

From the movie: 10,000 Saints

“- Les: So you got any New Year resolutions, Princess Di?
- Diane: Yes.
- Les: What are they?
- Diane: To stop dating my dealer.
- Les: Now why would you do that? With me you get the whole package: sex and drugs.”

Ethan Hawke - Les
Emily Mortimer - Diane

From the movie: The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

“- Jane Spencer: I feel like such a fool. I should have never doubted you.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: There, there. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious, murdering sociopath.”

Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

From the movie: Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, “the right woman can make you, and the wrong woman can break you”.

Don Johnson - Marlboro

From the movie: Just Friends

“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”

Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

From the movie: Getting Even with Dad

“- Ray: So, you dating yet?
- Timmy: I'm eleven.
- Ray: Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven and a half.”

Ted Danson - Ray
Macaulay Culkin - Timmy

From the movie: The Tao of Steve

“- Dex: Dating's so tricky, that's all. And you're really cool. You have a great personality. I just don't wanna mess up our friendship.
- Julie: Friendship? We just met!”

Donal Logue - Dex
Dana Goodman - Julie

From the movie: The Blues Brothers

“People, when you do find that special somebody, you gotta hold that man, hold that woman! Love him, please him, squeeze her, please her! Signify your feelings with every gentle caress, because it's so important to have that special somebody to hold, to kiss, to miss, to squeeze, and please!”

Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

From the movie: The Sweetest Thing

“Dating is all about boundaries.”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

From the movie: Miss Congeniality

“- Gracie Hart: I was dating him for a little while because he told me he had an incurable disease...
- All Girls: Oh.
- Gracie Hart: Yeah, I didn't realize it was stupidity.”

Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

From the movie: This Means War

“- Lauren: I'm going out. I'm dating. I'm having fun.
- Trish: You date but you're not taking it seriously.”

Reese Witherspoon - Lauren
Chelsea Handler - Trish

From the movie: Just Friends

“When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.”

Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

From the movie: Max Dugan Returns

“I have to go. I have to live my life. I have to appear calm and intelligent, I am dating a person.”

Marsha Mason - Nora McPhee

From the movie: Gross Anatomy

“- Laurie Rorbach: Are you following me?
- Joe Slovak: Well, I have to you see. I've told everybody I know we're dating. So, you see I have to be seen with you outside of class or they'll think I'm lying.”

Daphne Zuniga - Laurie Rorbach
Matthew Modine - Joe Slovak

From the movie: She's Out of Control

“When I broke a date with Joey he thought I was dating another guy, he followed me here. Men are so insecure!”

Tony Danza - Doug Simpson