15 Movie Quotes about Monday
Happy Blue Monday everyone!
It’s Monday. Again. Already. And you have Monday Blues. We feel you. But why is Monday the most hated day of the week? Well... it's the first day back at work after the good, so sweet weekend sleep? And maybe you don't like your job so you don't wanna go back. Also you are out of your routine, maybe during the weekend you sleep, eat, drink, party more... and this will take a toll on your body. Monday is the most common day for people to suffer heart attacks and strokes or to get ill. Stay safe folks, hit that snooze button and stay in bed... or read our top movie quotes about monday.
From the movie: D3: The Mighty Ducks
“Every Monday, you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday, you will have a real quiz. Every Friday, you will have an exam. And any time I feel like it, you will have a surprise quiz or exam.”
talking to a student
Claudia Wilkens - Mrs. Madigan
From the TV Series: Seinfeld
“Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.”
Wayne Knight - Newman
From the movie: Power Rangers
“- Billy: How long have you been waiting?
- Alpha 5: What's today? Monday?
- Billy: Yeah.
- Alpha 5: Then, 65 million years. I've been very lonely.”
RJ Cyler - Billy (Blue Ranger)
Bill Hader - Alpha 5
From the movie: Accepted
“Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!”
Lewis Niles Black - Ben Lewis
From the movie: Office Space
- Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?".
- Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Ron Livingston - Peter
Diedrich Bader - Lawrence
From the movie: The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death
“Died on Sunday, seen on Monday.”
Ned Dennehy - Hermit Jacob
From the movie: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
“I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!”
David Battley - Mr. Turkentine
From the movie: North
“As of next Monday, no parent will be permitted to see an R-rated movie, unless accompanied by a kid.”
Matthew McCurley - Winchell
From the movie: Tremors
“Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?”
Fred Ward - Earl Bassett
From the movie: Withnail and I
“We get in there and get wrecked, then we'll eat a pork pie, then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning.”
approaching the pub
Richard R. Grant - Withnail
From the movie: Thirteen Days
“Bobby, you gotta go in there and you gotta make them understand... that we have to have an answer tomorrow... because Monday, we go to war.”
Bruce Greenwood - John F. Kennedy
From the movie: Love at First Bite
“Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest... on a Monday night.”
George Hamilton - Dracula
From the movie: L.A. Story
“- Harris K. Telemacher: So, I'll see you Sunday?
- Trudi: I got a shower Sunday.
- Harris K. Telemacher: Oh yeah, and I really should take a bath... Monday?”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher
Marilu Henner - Trudi
From the movie: The Man with Two Brains
“- Dolores: I can't wait till next Thursday.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Today is Monday.
- Dolores: I know, but my headache should be gone by then.”
Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
From the movie: Tank Girl
“- Kesslee: Eight, eight, the burning hate. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate.
- Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please.”
Malcom McDowell - Kesslee
Lori Petty - Tank Girl
