15 Movie Quotes about Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!
Have you been good this year? Did Santa Claus give you any nice toys or candy? Don't worry. If you didn't get anything you can always try next year! In the meantime you could learn more about Santa's story. Did you know the legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas? Santa Claus is said to live at the North Pole with his wife, where he spends the year making toys with the help of his elves. He receives letters from children asking for Christmas gifts and on Christmas Eve he loads his sleigh with toys and flies around the world stopping at each child’s house. Of course only the nice children get presents so behave well kids and check out our list of the best movie quotes about Santa Claus.
From the TV Series: The Good Place
“Claustrophobic? Who would ever be afraid of Santa Clause?”
Manny Jacinto - Jason Mendoza
From the movie: Miracle on 34th Street
“- Doris Walker: Would you please tell her that you're not really Santa Claus, that actually is no such person?
- Kris Kringle: Well, I hate to disagree with you, but not only is there such a person, but here I am to prove it.”
Maureen O'Hara - Doris Walker
Edmund Gwenn - Kris Kringle
From the movie: Miracle on 34th Street
“- Fred Gailey: All my life I've wondered something, and now's my chance to find out. I'm going to find the answer to a question that's puzzled the world for centuries. Does Santa Claus sleep with his whiskers outside or in?
- Kris Kringle: Always sleep with them out. Cold air makes them grow.”
John Payne - Fred Gailey
Edmund Gwenn - Kris Kringle
From the movie: Miracle on 34th Street
“- Fred Gailey: Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Governent, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus.
- Judge Henry X. Harper: Uh, since the United States Government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.”
John Payne - Fred Gailey
Gene Lockhart - Judge Henry X. Harper
From the movie: Silent Night, Deadly Night
“Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things about old people. Santa Claus will punish you!”
Jonathan Best - Billy at 5
From the movie: All I Want for Christmas
“If this works, I'm a hero. If not... well, maybe Santa can bring me some nice warm PJs for juvenile hall.”
Ethan Embry - Ethan O'Fallon
From the movie: All I Want for Christmas
“Hallie, you can ask for toys, parakeets, hair care products, I don't care. But you may not ask for anything to do with interpersonal relationships! Got it? This is Santa Claus, not Dear Abby.”
Ethan Embry - Ethan O'Fallon
From the movie: 1941
“- Sgt. Frank Tree: You think the Japanese believe in Santy Claus?
- Crowd: No!
- Sgt. Frank Tree: Well, instead of turkey for your Christmas dinner, how would you like to have raw fish heads and rice?
- Crowd: No!”
talking to the soldiers
Dan Aykroyd - Sgt. Frank Tree
From the movie: Ernest Saves Christmas
“Santa's in the slammer! We gotta get him out! Is vagrancy a capital crime?”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell
From the movie: Miracle on 34th Street
“If this court finds that Mr. Kringle is not who he says he is, that there is no Santa, I ask the court to judge which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear.”
Dylan McDermott - Bryan Bedford
From the movie: Silent Night, Deadly Night
“- Father (Jim): Need a ride, Santa Claus?
- Killer Santa: Oh, no, not exactly.
- Father (Jim): What's the problem?
- Killer Santa: Oh, there's no problem. It's just that I've run into a bit of lolly luck.”
Geoff Hansen - Father (Jim)
Charles Dierkop - Killer Santa
From the movie: The Ref
“- Boy: Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk.
- George: Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?”
Bill Raymond - George
From the movie: The Ref
“Maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies!”
Bill Raymond - George
From the movie: Silent Night, Deadly Night
“Santy Claus only brings presents to them that's been good all year. All the other ones, all the naughty ones, he punishes! What about you, boy? You been good all year?”
Will Hare - Grandpa
From the movie: Santa Claus
“- Patch: Don't you believe in Santa Claus?
- B.Z.: Why should I? He never brought me anything.
- Patch: That's because you were probably a naughty boy.”
Dudley Moore - Patch
John Lithgow - B.Z.
