“He's brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he'll never give up on you... ever.”
“Over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy!”
“What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!”
“- Buzz Lightyear: You still worried? - Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts. - Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy. - Woody: ...”
“- Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying! - Buzz: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!”
“- Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?- Woody: It's not a laser! It's a... It's a little light bulb that blinks.- Hamm: What's with him?- Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.”
“Governments change... the lies stay the same.”
“- James Bond: Everyone needs a hobby... - Silva: So what's yours? - James Bond: Resurrection.”
“Here he belongs. If God wanted him in His house, He would have kept him there. He's not my boy anymore, he belongs to the whole world now.”
“There are lots of jazz singers, but you have a tear in your voice.”
“Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them. Oh, and there's probably something in your...”
“- Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story? - Gru: No. - Agnes: Pretty please? - Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference. It ...”
“The rules are... there ain't no rules!”
“If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.”