“- Marlin: Crush, wait. How old are you? - Crush: Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.”
“If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish!”
“Let's work the problem people. Let's not make things worse by guessing.”
“Houston, we have a problem.”
“You ever try to not to laugh in church when something funny gets stuck in your head?”
“Lord in Heaven, sorry for all the bad shit I've done, all the people I've trampled on, I hope they forgive me, I won't do it again, that's for sure.”
“Sit, adjust, pray, attack.”
“In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn't it, Mayonnaise?”
“Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all... tomorrow is another day!”
“With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.”