“Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break!”
“However different they are, all superheroes come to us with a purpose – to save those in need. To stand watch when danger closes in. They have one ...”
“- Helen Parr: Superheroes are illegal, whether it's fair or not, that's the law. - Bob Parr: The law should be fair. What are we teaching our kids...”
“That's the trouble with all these series. You always know the superhero is going to get away with it. That's the trouble with Batman and in The Sai...”
“- White Boy: Are we superheroes? - The Girl: I don't know. I hope so. - White Boy: So do I.”
“They almost convinced me I was crazy. I create superheroes. I truly am a mastermind.”
“- Young Ellie: Dad, do you think there's people on other planets? - Ted Arroway: I don't know, Sparks. But I guess I'd say if it is just us... seem...”
“We humans are alone in this world for a reason. We murdered and butchered anything that challenged our primacy.”
- James "Jimmy" Isaac Neutron: They've evolved beyond the need for conventional bodies. They must be an advanced species, millions of years ahead of us.- Sheen Estevez: Wow. When I blow my nose, it looks like an advanced species too.
“Do you seriously expect me to tell the President that an alien has landed, assumed the identity of a dead housepainter from Madison, Wisconsin and ...”
“- Eckle: That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs. They're gonna eat our brains for dinner! - Lem: Everybody, please, that's ridiculous....”
“It turns out there's life on other planets. Boy, this is really going to change the Miss Universe contest, you know what I mean?”
“Iqbal, that great Muslim poet, was right when he wrote, "The moment you recognize what is beautiful in this world, you stop being a slave.''”
“Good order, very precise, feeling of the unknown. Fine poetry is the music of mathematics, numbers, singing. You have to look behind the words to understand their meaning.”
“You’ve got to believe in the poetry. Because everything else in your life will fail you. Including yourself.”
“I am not stupid. I read poetry.”
“- Constance Petersen: I think the greatest harm done the human race has been done by the poets. - Anthony Edwardes: Oh, poets are dull boys, most ...”
“- Sir Percy Blakeney: The pretty thing rhymes in four places, don't you see? And if a rhyme rhymes, it makes a poem, if you follow me.- The Prince Regent: As if it were crystal clear... my dear!”
“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
“Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.”
“I’m sorry, coffee’s out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn’t start doing drugs.”
“I've never done drugs. That's because I saw this stuff literally every day when I was 3 or 4 years old.”
“- Christian Black: I got my money the way most black entrepreneurs got theirs. - Hannah Steele: Real estate? - Christian Black: Drug dealing.”
“That hole is a gateway. And it leads, straight down, to hell. Now, who wants to buy some drugs?”
“Every Monday, you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday, you will have a real quiz. Every Friday, you will have an exam. And any time I feel like it, you will have a surprise quiz or exam.”
“Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.”
“- Billy: How long have you been waiting? - Alpha 5: What's today? Monday? - Billy: Yeah. - Alpha 5: Then, 65 million years. I've been very lonely.”
“Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they on...”
“- Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone h...”
“Died on Sunday, seen on Monday.”