Cartoons quotes
Random Cartoons quotes
- From the animation: Madagascar
“- Makunga: Look at it this way. After I defeat you and take your place as alpha lion, you'll have that much more time to spend with your pathetic excuse of a son.
- Zuba: Before I kick your butt again, tell me why you want to be alpha lion?
- Makunga: I'm better looking, I have better hair, I'm deceitfully smart, and I want everyone to do what I...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the animation: Hercules
“- Hercules: Meg, when I'm with you, I don't feel so alone.
- Meg: Sometimes it's better to be alone.
- Hercules: What do you mean?
- Meg: Nobody can hurt you.” - From the animation: WALL-E
“Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh... oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be... doing the exact same...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the animation: Alice in Wonderland
“- Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?
- Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
- March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
- Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.” - From the animation: Ratatouille
“- Francois: What are corn dogs?
- Skinner: Cheap sausages dipped in batter and deep fried. You know, American.” - From the animation: Shrek
- From the animation: Chicken Run
“- Ginger: I thought you were teaching us how to fly.
- Rocky: That's what I'm doing.
- Ginger: Isn't there usually some flapping involved?
- Rocky: Hey, do I tell you how to lay eggs?” - From the animation: Shrek
“- Donkey: Man, that ain't nothing but a bunch of little dots.
- Shrek: You know, Donkey, things are more than what they see.” - From the animation: The Hunchback of Notre Dame
“Candlelight, privacy, music. Can't think of a better place for hand-to-hand combat.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“Don't you see? Getting what you want all time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.”
- From the animation: Beowulf
“In a way you can't kill me, my friend, 'cause I died many, many years ago when I was young.”
- From the animation: Trolls
“ I don't trust him. Who wears socks with no shoes?”
- From the animation: Beowulf
- From the animation: Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
“- Sam Sparks: When I was a girl, I had glasses, I wore my hair in a ponytail, and I was totally obsessed with weather. Other girls wanted a Barbie, I wanted a Doppler Radar Turbo 2000. All the other kids made fun of me. They kept teasing me with this lame song. I mean, it wasn't even clever.
- Kids: Four Eyes! Four Eyes! You need glasses to see!” - From the animation: The Boss Baby
“Put... that... cookie... down! Cookies are for closers!”
- From the animation: South Park
“A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?”
- From the animation: Over the Hedge
“That is a device to summon food.”
- From the animation: Open Season
“You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna to be for him to adapt. And the harder it's gonna be for you to leave him.”
- From the animation: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
“I said I'd live both our lives... Easier to make that promise...”
- From the animation: The Hunchback of Notre Dame
- From the animation: Waking Life
Actually, there's only one instant, and it's right now, and it's eternity. And it's an instant in which God is posing a question, and that question is basically “Do you wanna, you know, be one with eternity, do you want to be in heaven?” And, we're all saying “No thank you, not just yet”. And so time is actually just this constant saying “No” to... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the animation: Shark Tale
- Ernie: [on the phone] Syke's Whale Wash! You get a whale of a wash and the price... eh... is really, really low, considering how good the wash is.
- Sykes: It's "oh my gosh!" "You get a whale of a wash, and the price, oh my gosh!”.
- Ernie: Got it! - From the animation: The Incredibles
- From the animation: The Hunchback of Notre Dame
“- Victor: Perhaps he's sick.
- Laverne: Impossible. If twenty years of listening to you two hasn't made him sick by now, nothing will.” - From the animation: Princess Mononoke
“The Forest Spirit gives life and takes life away. Life and death are his alone.”
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