Cartoons quotes
Random Cartoons quotes
- From the animation: The Road to El Dorado
“- Miguel: Look! El Dorado! The city of gold! This could be our destiny! Our fate!
- Tulio: Miguel, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice.” - From the animation: An American Tail
- From the animation: Madagascar
“I don't know why the sacrifice didn't work. The science was so solid.”
- From the animation: Futurama
“Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other.”
- From the animation: The Lion King II: Simba's Pride
“Hey! You! How dare you save the King's daughter?”
- From the animation: Despicable Me
“One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he can never part from those three little kittens that changed his heart.”
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“The black hole. No piece of cosmic garbage is too small, too insignificant, or too pathetic to escape its mighty... [Scrat and his acorn finally escape from the black hole] Ah, never mind.”
- From the animation: Kung Fu Panda
- From the animation: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
“Every choice that we make would create countless other possibilities.”
- From the animation: Ratatouille
“The only way to get the best product is to have first pick of the day, and there are only two way to get first pick. Grow it yourself, or bribe a grower. Voilà! The best restaurant get first pick.”
- From the animation: Death Note
“Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat even though they’ve never experienced hunger. They study even though they have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love.”
- From the animation: South Park
“I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“- Bart Simpson: Dad!
- Homer Simpson: What seems to be the problem, officers?
- Bart Simpson: Tell them you dared me to do it!
- Chief Wiggum: If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son.
- Homer Simpson: And what happens to me if it's my fault?
- Chief Wiggum: You'll have to attend a one hour parenting class.
- Homer...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the animation: Antz
- From the animation: Alice in Wonderland
“Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you. But who'd ever think to look for me here?”
- From the animation: Shrek 2
“- Shrek: Puss, do you think you could get up there?
- Puss in Boots: No prolema, boss. In one of my nine cat lives I was the great cat burglar Santiago de Compostela!” - From the animation: Madagascar
“Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms up like this, ah ha ha ha!”
- From the animation: Corpse Bride
“Look at the way you're standing. You look like you've got rickets or something.”
- From the animation: Hercules
- Hercules: So how'd you get stuck with the...
- Meg: Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours". - From the animation: Over the Hedge
“It's the first day of spring. Only 274 days left until winter.”
- From the animation: Hercules
- From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
“This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.”
- From the animation: Horton Hears a Who
- From the animation: Return to Never Land
“Peter Pan, pixie dust... childish nonsense.”
- From the animation: Coco
“When you see your moment, you mustn’t let it pass you by. You must seize it!”
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