Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Little Nikita
“Spy on my parents? You gotta be kidding me! You want me to help you put'em away? Never!”
- From the movie: Hidalgo
“- Preston Webb: I didn't join this race to finish in second place!
- Frank Hopkins: Why did you then?” - From the movie: The Dream Team
- From the movie: Friday the 13th
They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.
- From the movie: Thirteen Conversations About One Thing
“My eyes have been opened, I can never go back.”
- From the movie: Meet John Doe
“You wanna be honest, don't you? You don't have to die to keep the John Doe ideal alive. Someone already died for that once. The first John Doe.”
- From the movie: Mother
“- Beatrice Henderson: I love you.
- John Henderson: I know you think you do, Mother.” - From the movie: The Name of the Rose
“- William of Baskerville: You are in love.
- Adso of Melk: Is that bad?
- William of Baskerville: For a monk, it does present certain problems.” - From the movie: Love & Sex
“I guess that's human nature, it hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow-up than be single.”
- From the movie: Platoon Leader
“- Lt. Jeff Knight: What's it like?
- Sgt. Michael McNamara: What's it like? You go out on patrol, and you kill a few of them. Then they kill a few of yours. Then you go back to base. Eat. Sleep. Next day, same thing. Before you know it, you're either dead, or you're going home. It's good.” - From the movie: Stranger Than Paradise
“- Eva: Well, this is it. Lake Erie.
- Eddie: Man, look at all this snow! Man, it's - it's beautiful.
- Eva: It's not always frozen.” - From the movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000
- From the movie: Waterworld
“Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.”
- From the movie: American Outlaws
“- Jesse James: Drinking whiskey? You're too young to be drinking whiskey.
- Jim Younger: Not too young to shoot a man, not too young to drink whiskey!” - From the movie: Monster
- From the movie: Baywatch
“I was born of the sea. I eat fire coral and I piss salt water. I scratch my back with a whale's dick, and I loofah my chest with his ballsack.”
- From the movie: Get Out
- From the movie: Bull Durham
“I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball.”
- From the movie: Pi
- From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“Thank Heaven for the little girls. They keep getting smaller every day.”
- From the movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
“- Rebecca Romijn: Austin Powers, I've heard a lot about you. I'm Rebecca Romijn. I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
- Austin: Well, of course you haven't had the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met, baby, yeah.” - From the movie: This Is Spinal Tap
- Marty DiBergi: It's such an interesting concept, mixing mime and food.
- Morty the Mime: It's a kick isn't it? Well, I used to be an actor but I could never remember my lines, so I thought "just shut up", you know? Don't say nothing. And my father used to say the same thing to me every dinner time, he used to say to me "shut up and eat", so... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Miller's Crossing
- From the movie: Billy Madison
“- Billy Madison: Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.
- Miss Lippy: Well, I think it's an excellent blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.” - From the movie: The Stepford Wives
“- Joanna Eberhart: We're trespassing!
- Bobbie Markowitz: Only if we get caught.”
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