“Eternal vigilance is the price of duty.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard

“The Titanic is sinking. We collided with an iceberg. The Titanic is ripped open from the bow till under the bridge.”

Hans Nielsen - 1st Officer Petersen

“- John Kovac: Lady, you certainly don't look like somebody that's just been shipwrecked.
- Connie Porter: Man, I certainly feel like it.”
John Hodiak - John Kovac
Tallulah Bankhead - Connie Porter

“- Baxter: We don't get too many visitors here, except people whose ships have run aground.
- Eric: Almost the entire population is descended from shipwreck victims.
- Baxter: Don't underestimate your own contribution, Eric.”
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter
Fulton Mackay - Eric

“He'll buy that boat from that stupid boat catalog he's been making me look at for the last two months, and he will crash that boat off Catalina Island, and he will drown and die and seals will eat him.”
Albert Brooks - David Howard