“- Joe: What were you doing out in the forest?
- Lisa: That's my secret hobby. Photography.
- Joe: Really?
- Lisa: I was taking pictures of myself.”
Craig Sheffer - Joe
Virginia Madsen - Lisa

“For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.”
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“What men do after work is what made us rich. No need to screw them at work as well.”
Paul Newman - John Rooney

“- Det. Mitch Preston: My ex and I were on the rocks, and my marriage counselor said I needed to take up a hobby.
- Officer Trey Sellars: How come you never got good at it?
- Det. Mitch Preston: Well, it's kind of like you and police work. I never took it that seriously.”
Robert De Niro - Det. Mitch Preston
Eddie Murphy - Officer Trey Sellars