“In my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In my day, a barber was a counselor. He was a fashion expert. A style coach.”
Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“This is the barbershop! The place where a black man means something!”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“You sit in there and try to cut somebody's head and gotta worry about this fool over there trying to shank you. But let me tell you somethin'. At the end of the day I was glad I was here.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“- Jimmy: You're the Eminem of the barber world now?
- Issac: Yeah. That's why they call me Slim Fadey.”
Sean Patrick Thomas - Jimmy
Troy Garity - Isaac

“- Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
- J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson