“I realized that absolute reality could be so much more fun than fantasy.”
Lindsay Lohan - Lola

“- Coulmier: It's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions. One man killed his wife after reading them.
- The Marquis de Sade: It's a fiction, not a moral treatise.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Coulmier
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

“- Gaston: [rudely flipping through Belle's book] How can you read this? There's no pictures!
- Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.”
Richard White - Gaston
Paige O'Hara - Belle

“- Bill Hudley: My friends and I are on a roadtrip. We're driving across country and writing a book on off-beat roadside attractions. You know, the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country.
- Captain Spaulding: I don't drive cross country.
- Bill Hudley: But if you did...
- Captain Spaulding: But I don't.”
Rainn Wilson - Bill Hudley
Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding

“How's that for a slice of fried gold?”
Simon Pegg - Shaun