“- Gus: You shot me.
- Agent Hymes: That's the first true thing you've said yet.”
Simon Pegg - Gus
Jon Polito - Agent Hymes

“It is not going well! This is what comes of telling the truth, or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve is totally unfair.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“Get it, got it, doubt it.”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves

“One honest voice can carry over a crowd.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods