“Dr. Campbell came in and held my hand. It was then that I knew I was going to get better because a doctor would never fart in the presence of a dying boy.”

Andrew Bennett - Narrator

“My first patient was a frog, I cured him of jumping. Now I can cure people of breathing.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Merivel

“- Olsen: I appreciate you letting me observe that brain operation today.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: It would have been more complicated if it had needed one, but since you wanted to observe my technique...”
Francis X. McCarthy - Olsen
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“I always had a feeling that healing-any-injury thing was bullshit.”
Garry Shandling - Harold Anderson

“- Bwick Elias: Sometimes I feel things Lucy.
- Lucy Ackerman: What you feel, I treat.”
Ben Stiller - Bwick Elias
Sarah Jessica Parker - Lucy Ackerman