“Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.”

Emma Stone - Olive

“I wonder why your story never wavers from exactly the same words. It suggests either that you have an extraordinary memory... or you're telling the plain, unvarnished truth.”

James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“- Lama Norbu: I was just telling Jesse the story of Siddhartha.
- Dean Conrad: That's a beautiful story. A beautiful... myth.
- Lama Norbu: It is one way of telling the truth, and children seem to love it.”
Ruocheng Ying - Lama Norbu
Chris Isaak - Dean Conrad

“- Han Solo: I heard a story about you. I was wondering if it's true.
- Lando Calrissian: Everything you've heard about me is true.”
Alden Ehrenreich - Han Solo
Donald Glover - Lando Calrissian

“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”
Neil Patrick Harris - Barney Stinson