“- Bertie: They didn't want me as their king.
- FDR: I didn't know they voted for that in England.”
Samuel West - Bertie
Bill Murray - FDR

“The man who can't govern his wife, has gone as far as he can go in government.”
Kenneth Collard - Prince Tverskoy

“- Grandfather Disguisey: Who are you now?
- Pistachio Disguisey: The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I'm Prince Lali Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India.”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Clark Griswold: There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works.
- Audrey Griswold: Works? What does she do, Dad?
- Clark Griswold: She queens... and vacuums.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Dana Hill - Audrey Griswold

“In the past, all a King had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off his horse. Now we must invade people's homes and ingratiate ourselves with them. This family's been reduced to those lowest, basest of all creatures. We've become actors!”
Sir Michael Gambon - King George V