“She's spontaneous. She's ballsy. She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care. She's the complete opposite of me.”

Jim Carrey - Carl

“- Jack Gramm: We're perfect for each other.
- Shelly Barnes: Except I'm a lesbian and you're a commitment-phobe.”
Al Pacino - Jack Gramm
Amy Brenneman - Shelly Barnes

“- Terry Sheridan: We are two of a kind, me and you.
- Lara Croft: We are nothing alike.
- Terry Sheridan: I don't think we're alike, but I do think we're a pair. Opposite sides of the same coin.”
Gerard Butler - Terry Sheridan
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft

“- Corky: You know what difference is between you and me, Violet?
- Violet: No.
- Corky: Me neither.”
Gina Gershon - Corky
Jennifer Tilly - Violet

“- Fletcher Reede: Is this guy right for you? I mean, he's just so, not me!
- Audrey Reede: Yes, that's one of his best qualities.
- Fletcher Reede: Yeah, but he's kind of, magoo... I'm sorry.
- Audrey Reede: You're wrong! I mean, sometimes, maybe yes, he is a litte bit...
- Fletcher Reede: Magoo!
- Audrey Reede: Yes.”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede