“Hey, Lord... whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.”

George Kennedy - Dragline

- Liz Holt: What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say "Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you!".
- Ken Railings: Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you.
Gia Carides - Liz Holt
John Hannan - Ken Railings

“We came here to meet girls and dance, and we can't meet girls until we dance!”
Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise

- Brother Timothy: What's your excuse?
- Michael Dunn: I don't know. Waiting for inspiration.
- Brother Timothy: Inspiration? Who from? The Holy Ghost? Come on, it's a cinch. You walk up to some girl, you look her in the eye, you say "excuse me, but do you want to dance?". It works every time.

John Heard - Brother Timothy
Andrew McCarthy - Michael Dunn

“- Kermit the Frog: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation; this crowd's getting ugly.
- Fozzie Bear: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear