“I much prefer dying in the company of decent citizens like you... always provided I'm the last to die.”
Joseph Calleia - Vasquez

“- Parry: What do you think of the death penalty?
- John the Bum: Death is definitely a penalty! It ain't no fuckin' gift!”
Robin Williams - Parry
William Preston - John the Bum

“Hanging is such an unpleasant death.”
Joseph Calleia - Vasquez

“To die there in the street would have been easy. But it wouldn't have been justice, at least not the justice fathers teach their sons about. I'll be sentenced in a week or so. My lawyer says the judge will look kindly upon me for turning myself in. Maybe it's not the happiest of endings, but it's the right one.”
Jim Carrey - Walter Sparrow

“- Parvus: It doesn't matter! You're all going to die in a day or two.
- Gregory: It may not matter to you, Roman, but it certainly matters to us. Doesn't it, darling?
- Mrs. Gregory: Oh, rather.
- Gregory: Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.”
Bernard McKenna - Parvus
Terence Bayler - Gregory
Carol Cleveland - Mrs. Gregory