“When you get out of jail, you'll be more concerned with your arthritis than your libido.”

Kenneth McMillan - Cressner

“- Kevin McCallister: No offense, aren't you too old to be afraid?
- Old Man Marley: You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister
Roberts Blossom - Old Man Marley

“- Grace MacLean: Are you afraid of anything, Tom Booker?
- Tom Booker: Of growing old. Being of no use.”
Scarlett Johansson - Grace MacLean
Robert Redford - Tom Booker

“- Richie Norris: I bet you're psyched about the Martians coming Grandma? I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff already. Everyone must have been real scared when they invented the train!
- Grandma Florence Norris: Come on kid I'm not that old!”
Lukas Haas - Richie Norris
Sylvia Sidney - Grandma Florence Norris

“- Matilda: I thought grown-ups weren't afraid of anything.
- Miss Honey: Quite the contrary. All grown-ups get scared, just like children.”
Mara Wilson - Matilda
Embeth Davidtz - Miss Honey